CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Cool updates! they crack me up! :lol:
Speed without...ahahah...H 'Homer Simpson', Delko 'smarty pants'! LOL!
:lol: i can't stop laughting :lol:


off topic(i know it is illegal,but please,this time): i will be back here after week, so Geni, take care of my SOJ *throw SOJ and...broken glass noise* oh jesus christ! ups.. ah here you go i have another one! *throw SOJ and...ka-ching again* ook..then maybe another one..*throw and..yes, right in sink* :D
i will miss you guys....Gee what i am saying i barely know you all! :lol: :rolleyes:
oookiii, bye bye, boo, boo, bii bii guys,
take care!
 
Bye LtKitty, I know I'll miss your sense of humor around here. You just light up the message boards with hilarity. :D

With The Sickness That Makes Me Crash And Burn

[Hummerhome]

Anni: Oh hey let's taser him!

Carly: I don't think that's such a good idea.

Speed: Listen to her. She knows what she's talking about.

Carly: Yeah!

Anni: It'll be fun. *grabs taser*

Speed: Where did you get that?

Anni: My pocket. *walks up to Speed*

Speed: Are you crazy?

Anni: A little.

[ZAP]

Speed: OW!

Anni: Oooh this is fun.

[ZAP]

Speed: OW!

Carly: Anni, stop you're hurting him.

Anni: Teehee.

[ZAP]

Speed: OW! COME ON!

Anni: Oh stop being such a wimp.

Carly: Seriously, stop tasering him.

Katie: *walks in* ...What are you doing?

Carly: She's tasering him.

Katie: ...WHY!

Anni: It was fun.

Katie: *runs over to Speed* Are you okay?

Speed: I'm super.

Katie: *un-cuffs Speed*

Speed: What are you doing?

Katie: You've had enough torture. Go outside and help Eric find a rat.

Speed: A rat?

Katie: They think a rat stole the bullet that killed our guy.

Speed: I thought the guy died from a blow to the head.

Katie: Well we won't know that until we find the rat.

Speed: Can I at least put on my pants?

Katie: Yeah and here. *gives Speed gun and badge*

Speed: What are these for?

Katie: You're a cop.

Speed: Yeah I know that.

Katie: So make me proud. *kisses Speed on the cheek* See you later.

Speed: Um..Okay. *leaves*

[Outside]

Delko: Hey what are you doing here?

Speed: I'm helping you look for a rat.

Delko: I don't need help.

Speed: Well obviously you do because you haven't found the rat yet.

Delko: I just started looking.

Speed: *walking* You know, a metal detector might be the best way to find him.

Delko: Don't tell me how to do my job.

Speed: What's your problem?

Delko: I'm the only one working this case like its actually serious.

Speed: What about Horatio?

Delko: He said a comet hit the vic.

Speed: Ouch.

Delko: I have a question.

Speed: Go for it.

Delko: If we're looking for a copper-jacketed bullet, wouldn't it have oxidized from the stomach acids inside the rat's belly and killed it, assuming he didn't die from suffocation?

Speed: ...What, did you run over to Harvard or something?

Delko: What?

Speed: Nevermind. Look, maybe the rat died so who cares. The point is, we have to find it either way.

Delko: Yeah.

Speed: Are you okay?

Delko: What do you care?

Speed: I don't but you're freaking me out so let's hear it.

Delko: Can we just work?

Speed: *stops walking* Okay hold on. You've never said that to me in the entire time we've known each other.

Delko: *turns around* I'm just kind of sick of being portrayed as the stupid one. Everyone thinks I'm stupid.

Speed: I don't think you're stupid.

Delko: Yes you do. You tell me I'm stupid all the time.

Speed: No, the things you do are stupid. I never said you were stupid.

Delko: It doesn't matter, no one takes me seriously.

Speed: You act immature all the time, and a lot of the things you do put everyone else in danger.

Delko: But I know how to do my job and how to be effective in it.

Speed: I know.

Delko: No one trusts me. I finally get a lead on the case, and they send you to babysit me.

Speed: I'm sure they didn't do it for that reason.

Delko: And how about you? Do you trust me?

Speed: That depends on the level of trust we're talking about.

Delko: How about with your life?

Speed: *looks down*

Delko: Exactly. No one trusts me to do anything.

Speed: *looks at Delko* Maybe if you showed them you're capable of being a mature human being, they'd have a little more confidence in your abilities.

Delko: Forget it, I shouldn't even tell you anything.

Speed: I was just trying to help.

Delko: Well you suck at it.

Speed: Yeah that's really mature Eric.

Delko: Just get lost.

Speed: And do what? Leave you out here by yourself so you can prove to everyone that you can do your job? That's insane.

Delko: I didn't know you were so concerned about my safety.

Speed: I'm not going to be the one responsible if you decide to fall off a cliff.

Delko: So what are you going to do, hold my hand?

Speed: No, I-

Delko: I don't want to hear it. I'll call when I find the rat.

Speed: I'm not leaving you here by yourself.

Delko: *takes out gun* Yeah? Well I guess we have a problem them. *points gun at Speed*

Speed: Eric, this is crazy.

Delko: You have ten seconds to get out of my sight.

Speed: No. You have ten seconds to put the gun away.

Delko: Go away.

Speed: This isn't going to prove anything to everyone else. They know you can do this on your own. They sent me because we're in the middle of nowhere and if you get lost or killed, they'll never be able to find you.

Delko: But of course they send you. They never send anyone else.

Speed: This wasn't my first choice either. Can you put away the gun?

Delko: *lowers gun* Fine.

Speed: Thank you. Have you gone psychotic or something?

Delko: *puts gun away* No. I'm just tired of this.

Speed: Well I know it sucks but you don't have to shoot me.

Delko: Sorry.

Speed: It's okay, let's just keep looking alright?

Delko: Sure.

TBC........
 
Awww poor Delko. I feel bad for him. And only Anni would think to pull a taser out of no where and start zapping Speed with it lol. *shakes head* That was hilarious. Update soon please.
 
I just wanna stop by and say hi! I didn't get to read all the updates, but I do know that Anni was zapping Speed with a tazer...bad girl!! i'll try and be back soon...hi JC!!
 
Hey miss, miss u like crazy, and geni if u don't update soon i will pull out a pitchfork and poke u with it till u do ..... cause u r adn other sotries are the only thing keeping me happyt rate now
 
Well I'll be sure to watch out for that pitch fork. :p

Don't worry though, I should get around to updating later today when I finish up some science homework. ...Stupid summer school.
 
Ouch summer skool eh? wow i don'thave the money for it but i probably should of gone, cause i failed math ten applied and they dropped me to math fourteen i also failed calm twenty and english ten *sigh*
 
Ok, so this time I actually got to read the updates. I'm at my grandma's house in Winfield, not far from the walmart that Delko found me at in the first road trip! Oh...poor Delko! I trust him, honestly, I trust him more then I'd trust speed (no offence) but he's not the one always being shot at! Anyways, I wanna help him find the rat... It's my job as "CSI_in_Training"! I'll be on as often as I can, so don't forget me! and don't write me out please! Miss you all so much! And JC, no accusations of murder! bad!
 
haha, yesterday I was in the city, and I did something similar to Delko. I started walking from the bus stop to my destination, following what my map said, and I walked for about 3km before I realised that I was probably going the wrong way. It took me a while to realise that my map was upside down :lol:
It reminded me of when Delko put the Hummerlab steps in upside down because his instructions were the wrong way :lol:

anyway, I can't wait for the next update!
 
Wow! That's so...I've never done anything like that...Nope! But I did fall off a rock into the lake while I was fishing. And walk for twenty minutes in the wrong direction because my brother told me too. :D
 
sissi59100 said:
ta ta ta Topic guys :p , i love it !! i'm waiting for the next update...
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I'm glad you're liking it, and right now it looks like we need another update too keep everyone on their RT high. ;)

I Walk Alone, I Walk Alone

[Crime scene]

Missy: *walks outside* What are you doing?

Horatio: *on hands and knees* I'm looking for evidence.

Missy: It looks like you're sniffing the dirt.

Horatio: *holds up finger* I am not sniffing the dirt. I am looking for rat tracks in the dirt.

Missy: Why don't you just use a magnifying glass?

Horatio: I must see with my own eyes.

Missy: Are you trying to sniff out the rat or something? Because I think they have dogs for that.

Horatio: He went this way.

Missy: How do you know?

Horatio: I trust my gut.

Missy: Okay, so where is he?

Horatio: He is..That way. *stands up*

Missy: Is he wearing camouflage or something? Because I can't see him.

Horatio: Rats do not wear camouflage.

Missy: Maybe he's invisible.

Horatio: *looks down* Or dead.

Missy: You actually found it?

Horatio: *picks up rat*

Missy: Wow it was 10 feet from the body. Now why didn't I think of looking that far?

Horatio: Let's cut him open and get that bullet.

Missy: We don't have an autopsy lab.

Horatio: Hmmm...That must have been the one thing I neglected to add. We'll use the kitchen counter.

Missy: You can't just perform an autopsy in the kitchen.

Horatio: Sure I can. I'm Horatio Caine.

Delko: *walks over* You found it?

Speed: Great. We went all the way out there for nothing.

Delko: At least I got a tan.

Speed: I'm happy for you.

Delko: Thanks man.

Horatio: Okay Speed, get me a saw and some cotton balls.

Speed: ...Why?

Horatio: I'm going to perform an autopsy.

Speed: You're not a doctor.

Horatio: Neither is a psychologist but they still make the big bucks.

Speed: I don't think we have a saw. Is a butter knife okay?

Horatio: Whatever works.

[Kitchen of Hummerhome]

Horatio: *turns on oven light* Okay, here we go. *puts on apron* Let's see what our rat can tell us. Nurse, I need that knife.

Speed: *passes over knife* And I'm not your nurse.

Horatio: *holding knife* Should we disinfect the wound?

Speed: It's already dead.

Horatio: That kind of puts the term 'lethal injection' in a whole new perspective. Pfft, disinfecting the arm if they're going to die anyway. Who thinks these things up?

Speed: Are you going to cut it or not?

Horatio: I'm trying to figure out where the best place to cut is.

Speed: How about anywhere? It's not going to care.

Horatio: *cuts rat open* Oh hey it's a whole new ballgame in here. Look how tiny everything is.

Speed: Did you need anything else doctor?

Horatio: How about you just sponge my forehead?

Speed: *crosses arms*

Horatio: Fine, don't do it. You're not much of a team player are you?

Speed: There's the bullet.

Horatio: *picks up bullet* Oh, the rat must have choked on it. Calleigh please.

Calleigh: *walks over* Horatio, I'm not up for this right now. Could I just go to bed or something?

Horatio: I need your opinion on the bullet.

Calleigh: It's tiny. Now can I go?

Horatio: What caliber?

Calleigh: ...*shakes head* .22 maybe?

Horatio: Maybe?

Calleigh: Can I go?

Horatio: Alright but you're missing out on all the fun I'm having.

Calleigh: I'm sure. *leaves*

Speed: *looks at Calleigh* Um...Horatio can I go to the bathroom?

Horatio: *looks up* ...I don't know, can you?

Speed: I need five minutes.

Horatio: *looks down at rat* Okay but be back before I stitch him back up. I'm going to need a stapler.

[Calleigh's room]

Speed: *knocks on door* Cal?

Calleigh: Come in.

Speed: *walks in* Hey are you okay?

Calleigh: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

Speed: You seem a little...

Calleigh: Distant, unenthusiastic, defiant?

Speed: *tilts head* In so many words I guess.

Calleigh: It's nothing. I'm just kind of tired.

Speed: *sits on bed* Is this about Trevor?

Calleigh: Tim...It's really none of your business.

Speed: Oh so it's one of those woman things. Okay, well I'll leave you alone then. *gets up*

Calleigh: *grabs Speed* No, no it's not.

Speed: *sits* Okay so what is it?

Calleigh: It's nothing you should worry about.

Speed: Okay so you say it's none of my business, but you don't want me to leave and you don't want my help.

Calleigh: Essentially.

Speed: So what do you want?

Calleigh: I don't know. But it was nice of you to offer help.

Speed: Um...Okay.

Calleigh: It was probably just the badge talking.

Speed: *blinks* ...No.

Calleigh: Come on, any other day with anyone else you wouldn't have offered the same thing.

Speed: ...Okay we're not going down that road again.

Calleigh: I'd just like to be alone.

Speed: No problem. *gets up*

Calleigh: *smirks* Thanks.

Speed: *nods* I'll see you later. *leaves*

[Kichen]

Horatio: YES! That's right! I stitched you good.

Missy: Are you ready to try the homeless guy now?

Horatio: *stands up straight* Hmmm...*takes off apron* I think we're going to need a bigger counter.

TBC........
 
"I think were going to need a bigger counter." Oh geni, you crack me up! And awww it was nice of Speed to go and see if Calleigh was ok. Stupid Trevor hurting her feelings. lol. Update soon please.
 
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