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I Never Pretended I Had It All Together Inside
[Delko's room]
Speed: *walks in* Eric wake up.
Delko: What? What do you want? It's 2:39 in the morning.
Speed: *sits on bed* They're talking about me.
Delko: *sits up* Who's talking about you?
Speed: The girls. They're having girl talk.
Delko: So?
Speed: So they're talking about me.
Delko: So what do you want me to do about it? Have guy talk?
Speed: No. we should get them back.
Delko: OOoooh I like that idea.
Speed: You haven't heard the idea yet.
Delko: So what are we going to do?
Speed: Oh you leave the thinking to me. I have the perfect plan.
Delko: What do you want me to do?
Speed: I need you to go over to the breaker box and cut the power. Then you leave the rest to me.
Delko: Oh I like this idea already. *runs off*
[5 minutes later]
[Carly/Anni's room]
Anni: So why haven't we gotten up to make cookies yet?
Katie: I'm too lazy to get up.
Carly: I'd get up but then I'd have to move.
[Lights go out]
Katie: Okay...That was weird.
Carly: Oh no it's starting to rain. Go figure.
[Banging heard on side of Hummerhome]
Girls: *scream*
Katie: Okay don't panic! Maybe it's just...
Carly: THE WUBBA MONSTER!
Anni: *screams*
Katie: No the Wubba monster doesn't exist!
Anni: We're dead!
Carly: With the power outage, this can't be good!
Katie: AH OH MY GOD!
Carly: What!
Katie: IT HIT THE WINDOW!
[Outside Hummerhome]
Delko: Why do I have to hit the side of the Hummerhome with a pipe?
Speed: Because I told you too.
Delko: You know, you couldn't have picked a worse time. It's raining like crazy out here.
Speed: Exactly so keep hitting the Hummerhome.
Delko: How is this supposed to get them back?
Speed: Because we're making them paranoid.
Delko: For what?
Speed: *lifts axe* For this.
Delko: ...Wacha doin' man?
Speed: Now if I remember correctly, this is the only window that's not bullet proof.
Delko: Why not?
Speed: Budjet cuts.
Delko: So you're going to hit the window with an axe?
Speed: Watch and learn.
[Carly/Anni's room]
Anni: Okay...The banging stopped.
Carly: Ow...Seizure...Too much lightening.
Katie: Maybe it left.
Anni: I thought you said the Wubba monster didn't exist.
Katie: It doesn't.
Carly: Does anyone hear that?
Anni: Hear what?
Carly: It sounds like breathing..Through the vents...
Anni: *hugs Carly* We're going to be gutted alive.
Katie: I'm sure it's nothing...I hope.
Whisper from vent: Katie....Come out come out wherever you are...
Katie: 0_0
[Axe comes through window]
Katie: *SCREAMING*
Anni: *screaming*
Carly: *screaming*
[Outside Hummerhome]
Delko: *laughing*
Speed: *laughing*
Delko: Oh man that was perfect.
Speed: *drops axe* I think we got them.
Delko: Oh yeah we sure did.
Speed: Let's head back inside and dry off.
[10 minutes later, power turned back on]
Katie: THAT'S IT I'M OUTTA HERE! *runs out*
Anni: Carly don't leave my side.
Carly: Yeah right like I'm going to move from this bed.
[Speed/Katie's room]
Katie: *runs in* OH MY GOD!
Speed: What's wrong?
Katie: AXE MAN CAME TO GET US!
Speed: What axe man?
Katie: IT TOLD ME TO COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER I WAS AND THEN AN AXE CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THEN WE SCREAMED AND THE POWER WAS OUT AND THERE WAS THINGS BEATING ON THE HUMMERHOME AND OH MY GOD THERE'S A MONSTER OUT THERE TRYING TO KILL US!
Speed: Really.
Katie: ...Your tone does not sound like geniune concern for my safety. It sounds like amusement.
Speed: Whatever do you mean?
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: At least you stopped talking about me.
Katie: YOU DID THIS! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU! *lunges at Speed*
Speed: *moves out of the way*
Katie: *hits the wall* OW! *falls down*
Speed: That looked painful.
Katie: *glares* How dare you take my fear and turn it into a joke! *runs for Speed*
Speed: *moves out of the way*
Katie: *falls over bed* AH!
Speed: Nice fall.
Katie: *grabs Speed by the foot* DIE!
Speed: AH! *falls down*
Katie: *grabs Speed by the shirt* You are going to pay for this? Do you understand?!
Speed: What are you going to do? Slap me?
Katie: Oh I am going to teach you a lesson alright! No one messes with me! Not even you! *punches Speed in the face*
Speed: Ow! *rolls over* ...Uh ow okay WOW that hurt. *rubs face*
Katie: Good! *grabs Speed* Maybe I should threaten YOU with an axe! *grabs Speed by the neck* DIE!
Speed: *grabs Katie's hands* What are you doing?
Katie: I'm killing you!
Speed: Yeah well you're going to have to be a little more stronger than that.
Katie: Oh yeah? Where's your gun.
Speed: What?
Katie: You heard me.
Speed: You're going to kill me with my gun?
Katie: No I'm going to take a foot off. You can work at the lab with one foot right?
Speed: I'd like to keep my foot.
Katie: Yeah well we all make sacrifices. *punches Speed*
Speed: OW! *frowns* That's it. *grabs Katie*
Katie: AH!
Speed: *shoves Katie onto floor* You forgot one minor detail about beating me up. I'm stronger than you.
Katie: *looks up* Well no need to flaunt it!
Speed: *glares*
Katie: ....Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of hot?
Speed: What?
Katie: Well we're both kind of out of breath, and you have me pinned to the floor.
Speed: *lifts brow* You're kidding me.
Katie: Oh come on, you're thinking the same thing.
Speed: Well I wasn't before.
Katie: *winks*
Speed: *stands up* Get up.
Katie: *stands up* I'm up, I'm up.
Speed: *rubs face* That really hurt.
Katie: I've been told I have a mean left hook.
Speed: Good for you.
Katie: You know what this reminds me of?
Speed: Don't say Africa.
Katie: ...*closes mouth*
TBC.........
I Never Pretended I Had It All Together Inside
[Delko's room]
Speed: *walks in* Eric wake up.
Delko: What? What do you want? It's 2:39 in the morning.
Speed: *sits on bed* They're talking about me.
Delko: *sits up* Who's talking about you?
Speed: The girls. They're having girl talk.
Delko: So?
Speed: So they're talking about me.
Delko: So what do you want me to do about it? Have guy talk?
Speed: No. we should get them back.
Delko: OOoooh I like that idea.
Speed: You haven't heard the idea yet.
Delko: So what are we going to do?
Speed: Oh you leave the thinking to me. I have the perfect plan.
Delko: What do you want me to do?
Speed: I need you to go over to the breaker box and cut the power. Then you leave the rest to me.
Delko: Oh I like this idea already. *runs off*
[5 minutes later]
[Carly/Anni's room]
Anni: So why haven't we gotten up to make cookies yet?
Katie: I'm too lazy to get up.
Carly: I'd get up but then I'd have to move.
[Lights go out]
Katie: Okay...That was weird.
Carly: Oh no it's starting to rain. Go figure.
[Banging heard on side of Hummerhome]
Girls: *scream*
Katie: Okay don't panic! Maybe it's just...
Carly: THE WUBBA MONSTER!
Anni: *screams*
Katie: No the Wubba monster doesn't exist!
Anni: We're dead!
Carly: With the power outage, this can't be good!
Katie: AH OH MY GOD!
Carly: What!
Katie: IT HIT THE WINDOW!
[Outside Hummerhome]
Delko: Why do I have to hit the side of the Hummerhome with a pipe?
Speed: Because I told you too.
Delko: You know, you couldn't have picked a worse time. It's raining like crazy out here.
Speed: Exactly so keep hitting the Hummerhome.
Delko: How is this supposed to get them back?
Speed: Because we're making them paranoid.
Delko: For what?
Speed: *lifts axe* For this.
Delko: ...Wacha doin' man?
Speed: Now if I remember correctly, this is the only window that's not bullet proof.
Delko: Why not?
Speed: Budjet cuts.
Delko: So you're going to hit the window with an axe?
Speed: Watch and learn.
[Carly/Anni's room]
Anni: Okay...The banging stopped.
Carly: Ow...Seizure...Too much lightening.
Katie: Maybe it left.
Anni: I thought you said the Wubba monster didn't exist.
Katie: It doesn't.
Carly: Does anyone hear that?
Anni: Hear what?
Carly: It sounds like breathing..Through the vents...
Anni: *hugs Carly* We're going to be gutted alive.
Katie: I'm sure it's nothing...I hope.
Whisper from vent: Katie....Come out come out wherever you are...
Katie: 0_0
[Axe comes through window]
Katie: *SCREAMING*
Anni: *screaming*
Carly: *screaming*
[Outside Hummerhome]
Delko: *laughing*
Speed: *laughing*
Delko: Oh man that was perfect.
Speed: *drops axe* I think we got them.
Delko: Oh yeah we sure did.
Speed: Let's head back inside and dry off.
[10 minutes later, power turned back on]
Katie: THAT'S IT I'M OUTTA HERE! *runs out*
Anni: Carly don't leave my side.
Carly: Yeah right like I'm going to move from this bed.
[Speed/Katie's room]
Katie: *runs in* OH MY GOD!
Speed: What's wrong?
Katie: AXE MAN CAME TO GET US!
Speed: What axe man?
Katie: IT TOLD ME TO COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER I WAS AND THEN AN AXE CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW AND THEN WE SCREAMED AND THE POWER WAS OUT AND THERE WAS THINGS BEATING ON THE HUMMERHOME AND OH MY GOD THERE'S A MONSTER OUT THERE TRYING TO KILL US!
Speed: Really.
Katie: ...Your tone does not sound like geniune concern for my safety. It sounds like amusement.
Speed: Whatever do you mean?
Katie: *frowns*
Speed: At least you stopped talking about me.
Katie: YOU DID THIS! I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU! *lunges at Speed*
Speed: *moves out of the way*
Katie: *hits the wall* OW! *falls down*
Speed: That looked painful.
Katie: *glares* How dare you take my fear and turn it into a joke! *runs for Speed*
Speed: *moves out of the way*
Katie: *falls over bed* AH!
Speed: Nice fall.
Katie: *grabs Speed by the foot* DIE!
Speed: AH! *falls down*
Katie: *grabs Speed by the shirt* You are going to pay for this? Do you understand?!
Speed: What are you going to do? Slap me?
Katie: Oh I am going to teach you a lesson alright! No one messes with me! Not even you! *punches Speed in the face*
Speed: Ow! *rolls over* ...Uh ow okay WOW that hurt. *rubs face*
Katie: Good! *grabs Speed* Maybe I should threaten YOU with an axe! *grabs Speed by the neck* DIE!
Speed: *grabs Katie's hands* What are you doing?
Katie: I'm killing you!
Speed: Yeah well you're going to have to be a little more stronger than that.
Katie: Oh yeah? Where's your gun.
Speed: What?
Katie: You heard me.
Speed: You're going to kill me with my gun?
Katie: No I'm going to take a foot off. You can work at the lab with one foot right?
Speed: I'd like to keep my foot.
Katie: Yeah well we all make sacrifices. *punches Speed*
Speed: OW! *frowns* That's it. *grabs Katie*
Katie: AH!
Speed: *shoves Katie onto floor* You forgot one minor detail about beating me up. I'm stronger than you.
Katie: *looks up* Well no need to flaunt it!
Speed: *glares*
Katie: ....Am I the only one that thinks this is kind of hot?
Speed: What?
Katie: Well we're both kind of out of breath, and you have me pinned to the floor.
Speed: *lifts brow* You're kidding me.
Katie: Oh come on, you're thinking the same thing.
Speed: Well I wasn't before.
Katie: *winks*
Speed: *stands up* Get up.
Katie: *stands up* I'm up, I'm up.
Speed: *rubs face* That really hurt.
Katie: I've been told I have a mean left hook.
Speed: Good for you.
Katie: You know what this reminds me of?
Speed: Don't say Africa.
Katie: ...*closes mouth*
TBC.........