CSI:Miami Road Trip- We've Travelled a Long Way

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Tee-Heeing Machines. HECK YES

[Hummerhome]

Horatio: Alright everyone up! Out of bed!

Delko: *walks out* You don't have to scream. The walls are paper-thin.

Speed: *walks out* Why are you opening the curtains?

Horatio: Because it's a beautiful day. *opens door* And we're going t-..*looks down* Guys?

Delko: What?

Horatio: There's a dead person outside the Hummerhome.

Speed: *walks over* Uh oh.

Horatio: *looks at Speed* Uh oh?

Speed: Um..*rubs back of neck* Well actually that guy kind of..Broke into the Hummerhome last night.

Horatio: *eyeing Speed* ...And?

Speed: And I escorted him out.

Horatio: *looks down* You did a fine job.

Speed: I didn't murder him.

Delko: *runs over* I thought you said he left.

Speed: He did and he was alive when he left.

Horatio: Well he's not alive now, is he?

Speed: You really think I killed a drunk homeless man? Come on he's not even worth a bullet.

Horatio: *puts on shades* He's still a human being and someone's son.

Delko: Every man's a prince?

Horatio: That's what we focus on.

Speed: No, no hold on, stop, stop. How do you know he didn't just die from a heart attack or something?

Delko: What did you do to scare him?

Speed: I didn't do anything. I told him to leave and then he did. I slammed the door and went back to bed.

Horatio: Did you slam it on his head?

Speed: No why?

Horatio: *kneels down* He has a head contusion.

Speed: You've got to be kidding me. I can't be suspected of murder every single time.

Horatio: You were the last one to see him alive.

Speed: Uh no I wasn't. The last one to see him alive was the killer and since that's not me, I'm in the clear.

Delko: *pulls on latex gloves*

Speed: What? No, stop. You're embarrasing yourself.

Delko: *jumps down* I think we may have a murder.

Horatio: That's what I suspect as well.

Speed: I didn't kill him!

Horatio: *looks up* I didn't say you did, so just go back inside and calm down.

Speed: I can't calm down! Everytime someone dies, evidence points right back to me!

Horatio: Stop touching the victims before they kick it.

Speed: How am I supposed to know they'll die?

Delko: Uh, because you killed them.

Speed: *frowns* I didn't kill anyone.

Delko: We shall see. *opens swab*

Speed: What are you doing?

Delko: Open up.

Speed: Eric, you don't even need my DNA.

Delko: You never know. I might as well get it before you skip town.

Speed: What town! We're in the middle of nowhere!

Delko: I'm going to need to swab under your fingernails.

Speed: No, No way. You are not getting near me. Out of the question.

Horatio: Speed...

Speed: What?

Horatio: People who panic usually have something to hide.

Speed: I don't have anything to hide.

Horatio: So humor Eric and step back inside.

Speed: This is absurd. I grabbed the guy by the ear and took him outside.

Horatio: *stands* You grabbed him?

Speed: Well..Yeah.

Horatio: So you're changing your story.

Speed: *wide-eyed* NO! No, no no no. *waves hands* No one even asked me what my story was.

Horatio: *grabs handcuffs*

Speed: What are you doing?

Horatio: *cuffs Speed's hand* I'm making sure you stay put. *places other cuff on drawer handle*

Speed: Are you kidding me? You're cuffing me to the drawer?

Horatio: We don't want you to run away.

Speed: Am I a suspect?

Horatio: Not as of yet.

Speed: Then let me go.

Horatio: No.

Speed: You can't just cuff me to things!

Horatio: Sure I can. I'm Horatio Caine. I can do whatever I want.

Speed: No you can't!

Horatio: The yelling is starting to annoy.

Speed: *angry sigh* H, you know I didn't kill him.

Horatio: I'm about to find out now aren't I?

Speed: *shakes head* You're unbelievable.

Delko: I found a ring.

Horatio: *looks over* Now that looks like an expensive piece.

Delko: Kind of looks like a wedding ring.

Horatio/Delko: *look at Speed*

Speed: *blank stare* That's impossible. I'm *looks down*...Not wearing one? What the-He stole it from me that jacka-

Horatio: Speed...

Speed: He must have grabbed it before he got out.

Horatio: *bags evidence*

Speed: What are you doing?

Horatio: I'm bagging the evidence.

Speed: My wedding ring is not evidence.

Horatio: It is now.

Speed: *frowns* UN-CUFF ME!

Horatio: Well if you're going to act like that, I might just duct-tape your mouth shut.

TBC.............
 
*gasp* :eek: Speedy accused of murder again?! but surely Speedy didn't kill him...did he?
Speed: You can't just cuff me to things!

Horatio: Sure I can. I'm Horatio Caine. I can do whatever I want.
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HAHA, Saint H...

oh, and I loved the title, by the way..haha, the Teeheeing machine...ah, that takes me back...to the third RT! haha...

ok, i'm just gonna stop typing now...please update soon
 
HAHAHA, Speed got handcuffed...just not....on good terms. lol. And awww the wedding ring is evidence...come on H man what ever happend to you giving it the wife? Like seriously just because Horatio Caine ugh. lol. Update soon please!
 
:lol:

Megan: Horatio, that's evidence you can't just give it away.
Horatio: I'm not givin' it away. I'm, givin' it back. *walks away*
Megan: *sigh*

Haha. And then my other favorite part of that episode was:

Woman: How do I tell them? What do I say?
Horatio: I don't want you to worry about that. *hands over bag* This, is for you. *leaves*

Awww...Wow I'm going off topic. I guess I should practice what I preach. And THIS is why I'm not a moderator. Lesson learned.

A Spark Is Gleaming In My Eye

[Hummerhome]

Speed: Oh thank God! Katie uncuff me.

Katie: What could you have possibly done in three minutes?

Speed: Nothing!

Katie: *leans on wall, crosses arms* You know, I kind of like that look for you.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: You know what would look better?

Speed: What?

Katie: *yanks down Speed's pants* Now THAT is a good look for you.

Speed: *looks down* ...That does not help the situation.

Calleigh: *walks in* Why is Speed in his underwear, handcuffed to the kitchen drawer?

Speed: I can't believe you pulled my pants down. Are you four years old?

Katie: *smiles* I'm getting you back.

Speed: Have you ever thought about taking stand up comedy? Because you're really very funny.

Katie: Thanks, I'm glad you noticed.

Speed: Pull my pants up.

Katie: No, I like your pants that way.

Speed: *squints* You're an evil, evil woman.

Katie: *walks outside* How's the case goin' H-man?

Speed: *sigh*

Calleigh: *smirks*

Speed: What are you looking at?

Calleigh: Oh nothing. You know, I always imagined you handcuffed with your pants down all the way to your ankles. It's a nice look for you. *walks outside*

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: *walks in*

Speed: DON'T ASK.

Anni: *puts hands up* Wouldn't dream of it.

TBC......
 
HAHA, Katie pulled Speedys pants down...hmm, handcuffed to a drawer, pants around his ankles...wow, that Randomly made me think of Black and White, I have no idea why, but it did...

and I LOVE the title...whats freaky though, is that I am listening to that song, and just as I read the title, that line came on...freaky...

please update soon
 
HAHAHHAHAHA, OMG I can't believe I did that. lol. I really am an evil evil woman. lol. But serves him right, I bet you he'll think twice before he whispers stuff through the vents and tortures me by putting an axe through the window! lol. And oh yay I saw some best defense in there. YAY. Update soon please!
 
:lol: Carly! We were listening to the same song! YAY!

And yes Katie, you are an EVIL EVIL woman...Well not in real life. :p

I Am Free

[Outside, crime scene]

Delko: You think we should call Alexx?

Horatio: Nonsense, I'm a one-man show. I can be a coroner if I put my head to it.

Delko: Well what does your head say about this? *lifts coat*

Horatio: Huh...That's interesting.

Delko: Interesting? There's a gaping wound in his stomach the size of a bowling ball.

Horatio: Yes and it's very interesting.

Delko: *shakes head*

Horatio: Who did this to you? Why did they kill you? Talk to me!

Delko: What are you doing?

Horatio: I'm trying what Alexx does.

Delko: None of them actually answer her.

Horatio: That's what she tells you.

Delko: So what could cause a wound this big?

Horatio: Jumbo bullet?

Delko: ....Did we switch brains or something?

Horatio: Dear lord I hope not. *looks down* Well, maybe a comet hit him.

Delko: ...Just him.

Horatio: It could happen.

Delko: No it couldn't.

Horatio: Why not?

Delko: No searing around the wound, and no burn patterns. It means nothing hot flew into him. I guess that rules our your comet theory.

Horatio: ..Asteroid?

Delko: *frowns*

Horatio: Okay fine. Maybe someone ate him.

Delko: And then stuck their head all the way through? Come on.

Horatio: You try getting high on magic mushrooms and resist eating your friends.

Delko: *points* Look at the ragged marks around the entry wound.

Horatio: What about them?

Delko: They're jagged.

Horatio: Like teeth.

Delko: Not human teeth.

Horatio: ...Wubba teeth?

Delko: *blinks* ...More like rat teeth.

Horatio: Ew.

Delko: Seriously, H, get back down to planet Earth.

Horatio: Oh alright. So we find the rat, we find whatever penetrated this guy's stomach.

Delko: How are we going to find it? It's probably miles away by now.

Horatio: You really think a rat who just ate someone's insides is going to travel very far?

Delko: It's still a needle in a haystack.

Horatio: Well then you had better start looking.

Delko: Why can't you look?

Horatio: I'm Horatio Caine.

Delko: ...So?

Horatio: ...So I'm Horatio Caine.

Delko: Yeah I know that. That doesn't mean you get to sit around while everyone else does all the work.

Horatio: Watch me. *sits in grass*

Delko: Will you get up?

Horatio: Nope.

Delko: Stop being a baby.

Horatio: I'm not a baby. I'm Horatio Caine.

Delko: *mumbles* Same difference.

Horatio: Excuse me?

Delko: I said lame pants.

Horatio: Oh. Okay then.

TBC..........
 
Horatio: I'm Horatio Caine.

Delko: ...So?

Horatio: ...So I'm Horatio Caine.


haha, that cracked me up. And seriously did they switch brains? I mean....Eric's all smart and H man's not. lol. Great update, can't wait for more. Wubba teeth hahahahaha.
 
woah, H and Eric must've morphed into each other's bodies. haha, Wubba teeth, now I expect that coming from eric, but not H...

oh man, that was hilarious, please update soon
 
:lol: Haha Wubba.

The Sad And Lonely Come To Steal

[Hummerhome]

Speed: Are you guys going to watch me all day?

Anni: *eating popcorn* Yeah, do you have a problem with that stud?

Speed: It's 'Speed'.

Anni: I know. *eating popcorn*

Carly: Are your wrists hurting?

Speed: A little.

Carly: So why don't you eat your hands off?

Speed: Very funny.

Anni: Your boxers are cute. Black is the new white.

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: Hey! *stands up* You know what I can do now? I can do whatever I want to you and you can't do a thing about it.

Speed: Get away from me.

Anni: No way, this is going to be fun.

Speed: No it's not. Go away.

Anni: What are you going to do? Click your cuffs? *laughs*

Speed: Seriously...If you touch me I'm going to murder you.

Anni: Now is that the kind of thing to say whilst involved in a murder investigation?

Speed: I didn't kill him.

Anni: Sure you didn't. *walks closer*

Speed: Get away.

Anni: No. *walks closer*

Speed: Seriously, get lost.

Anni: I don't bite...Hard.

Speed: *glares*

Anni: *leans closer*

Speed: I'll spit on you.

Anni: *smiles* Do you really think that will stop me?

Carly: *laughing*

Anni: *kisses Speed*

Carly: You do realize Katie will probably kill you.

Anni: *pulls away* Just like old times huh?

Speed: *blinks*

Carly: I think he rather enjoyed that.

Speed: You girls are insane.

Katie: *walks in* So what are you doing in here?

Speed: They sexually assaulted me!

Katie: *laughs* Sure they did.

Speed: Anni kissed me! Beat her up!

Katie: Did you enjoy it?

Speed: What? No! That's a stupid question.

Anni: I didn't hear him objecting during the kiss.

Speed: That's because I couldn't answer with your tongue down my throat.

Katie: Anni, stop torturing my husband.

Carly: Is it my turn yet?

Anni: No.

Carly: Dangit.

Speed: Katie uncuff me.

Katie: Nah, I don't really feel like it.

Speed: Come on.

Katie: Horatio wanted you to stay here and you will.

Anni: *throws crackers*

Speed: OW! Where did you get those?

Anni: The cupboard.

Katie: Aww no need to cry.

Speed: I have salt in my eye.

Katie: Here, I'll get it for you. *grabs napkin, wipes Speed's eyes*

Speed: Thank you. Now uncuff me.

Anni: *in german accent* It wants no straps.

Speed: Katie come on. I'd uncuff you.

Katie: *smiles* I'll be back later. *leaves*

Speed: In one ear and out the other with her.

TBC..........
 
Yeah, when is it my turn? Haha, poor Speedy, being cuffed to a Hummerhome with his pants around his ankles...so, who killed the homeless man? i'm fairly sure it wasn't Speed, but I don't wanna draw any conclusions...

Ok, long story short, I really have no idea where I was going with that...

please update soon
 
Its true, things do go in one ear and out the other with me. I don't listen very well. lol.

Speed: That's because I couldn't answer with your tongue down my throat.

And hey it may be fun to poke fun at speed ebcause he's hand cuffed and his pants are down but is there really a reason for that, Anni? lol.

Great update, update soon please!
 
loved the update.... hope no one in the hummer home killed the guy ... we are all to inoccent ... i hope ..... I think it was missy ...*waves to missy* oh shes gonna kill me for that comment.... anyway can't wait for ur next update.. keep up the great work.
 
Okay I just finished updating and then I forgot to copy it and then I pressed submit...And I lost everything. There was so much....*sigh* I'll update later.
 
*pats on the back* I am sure that all your creativity will make another truly amazing chapter again... and i have had that happen to me when i have written a chapter to my story .. it almost happened today on my GSR story .... GSR one life to live... anyway ...*passes geni a jar* heres some enegy of mine for you .. so you can keep your creative juices flowing and u truly amazing story going
 
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