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APL Financial, 48th floor, Xerox room, 9am
Scott: *pressing buttons*
Chloe: *walks over*
Scott: *pounds fists onto button*
Chloe: What's wrong with it?
Scott: It keeps giving me errors. My code is correct, *shakes Xerox* you mechanical bitch.
Chloe: Here, try mine. *punches in code*
Xerox beeps; paper flows out
Scott: *looks at Chloe* Thanks.
Chloe: These things can be tempermental.
Scott: You'd think with this being the 21st century, someone would invent an iPhone that could make photocopies for you.
Chloe: *smiles* Maybe it's next on the list.
Frederick: *walks over* Has anyone seen Bob? The phone in his office keeps ringing.
Scott: Maybe he's running late.
Frederick: Or he's dead.
Chloe: Why would he be dead?
Frederick: Probably had a heart attack from all that dancing to Lady GaGa. Will that woman ever stop spreading filth through the airwaves?
Chloe: I kind of like her stuff.
Frederick: You would.
Scott: *pulls out cellphone, dials*
Frederick: Hey, does this mean we get a free day?
Scott: No. *walks away*
Frederick: He never has any fun.
Chloe: We're not here to have fun, Freddie.
Frederick: It's not Freddie.
Chloe: *rolls eyes*
Parking Garage
Scott: *walking*
Bob: *shuts car door*
Scott: You okay?
Bob: *turns around* Yeah, why?
Scott: You're late.
Bob: *straightens out cuffs* I had a meeting this morning.
Scott: There was nothing on the board.
Bob: It was a personal matter. *starts walking* I don't suppose April showed up.
Scott: No, she got stuck in New York. There's a snow storm.
Bob: Excellent.
Scott: *looks at Bob*
Bob: *smiles* Any day that I don't have to deal with her, the better.
Scott: I know what you mean.
Bob: For once, I'd like to have a conversation with a female CEO that doesn't degenerate into insanity. You know she wants to hire various male employees at APL to accompany her to benefits?
Scott: What'd you tell her?
Bob: I'm not a pimp.
Scott: *laughs*
Bob: Don't get me wrong, there are some fantastic female leaders out there but after Kimberly and April, I'm starting to wonder what's in the water in New York.
Scott: I don't think you really want to know.
Bob: Probably not. *opens door, steps into elevator*
Scott: So what was this 'personal meeting' about?
Bob: I'm looking for a surrogate.
Scott: *nods slowly* I see.
Bob: I met with a lovely young woman who was interested in helping.
Scott: Good. I hope it works out for you.
Bob: I don't think I'll pick her.
Scott: *looks at Bob* Why?
Bob: She's a graduate student so she's certainly intelligent and capable...she's also very beautiful but there's something missing.
Scott: Does she have a lazy eye?
Bob: *looks at Scott*
Scott: *smirks*
Bob: She's...boring.
Scott: I don't think 'boring' is a genetic defect.
Bob: I'll have to keep looking.
Scott: *looks at watch*
Bob: Is Lori busy?
Scott: *lifts eyes* ...
Hummerhome, road
Katie: Okay okay. I spy my little eye on something that is both brown and green.
Anni: OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! TOM'S EYES!
Katie: I was going for what the toilet looked like after Eric got finished but okay.
Delko: Hey. Those tacos were contaminated. Why didn't anyone else get sick?
Carly: *typing on laptop* They weren't contaminated.
Delko: Yes they were. And would you get off that thing? I have to check my e-mail.
Carly: Nobody uses e-mail anymore.
Delko: Oh. Okay, so I'll just completely ignore the fact that you're hogging the only laptop.
Speed: Why don't you go sit on the toilet for a while.
Delko: Everytime I go in there, someone has to use it.
Colton: Hey, how come we never invested in a second bathroom? We've had 20 people in here at one point.
Horatio: Patience is a virtue.
Colton: Not when I have to take a piss.
Katie: I spy with my little eye, something that is stubbly!
Anni: OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! ERIC'S BIKINI LINE!
Delko: There's no shame in maintaining one's self.
Tom: I'm suddenly scared for my sanity.
Speed: Welcome to the club, my friend. *lifts hand*
Tom: *high-fives Speed*
Delko: *stands, runs*
Katie: DON'T USE THE GOOD TOILET PAPER!
Tom: *wraps arm around Anni*
Katie: *elbows Speed* Show me some affection.
Speed: Okay. I like your shoes.
Katie: I said affection, not fashion advice. You suck at this.
Horatio: Does anybody have a map?
Calleigh: I thought you had the map.
Horatio: I gave you the map.
Calleigh: You gave Tim the map.
Speed: I don't read maps.
Carly: My computer has a map.
Katie: Shut up about your computer. We get it. You're a big fat nerd.
Carly: I'm not fat.
Katie: Your ankles are fat.
Carly: *gasp* LIAR.
Katie: Anni, tell her.
Anni: Her ankles are not fat.
Carly: Thank you.
Katie: Oh I see how it is. You're everyone's friend but mine.
Anni: Aww, poor Katie. *wraps arms around Katie, kisses her cheek*
Katie: I'm still mad at you.
Tom: *looks at Speed*
Speed: *looks at Tom*
Anni: *grabs phone from table* Okay, there's a campsite about 150 miles from here.
Horatio: Which direction?
Anni: Straight.
Horatio: And then what?
Calleigh: Did you forget how to drive?
Horatio: ...No.
Calleigh: Do you want me to drive?
Horatio: No. I can drive in a straight line.
Speed: God forbid there's an exit somewhere on this highway.
TBC......................
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APL Financial, 48th floor, Xerox room, 9am
Scott: *pressing buttons*
Chloe: *walks over*
Scott: *pounds fists onto button*
Chloe: What's wrong with it?
Scott: It keeps giving me errors. My code is correct, *shakes Xerox* you mechanical bitch.
Chloe: Here, try mine. *punches in code*
Xerox beeps; paper flows out
Scott: *looks at Chloe* Thanks.
Chloe: These things can be tempermental.
Scott: You'd think with this being the 21st century, someone would invent an iPhone that could make photocopies for you.
Chloe: *smiles* Maybe it's next on the list.
Frederick: *walks over* Has anyone seen Bob? The phone in his office keeps ringing.
Scott: Maybe he's running late.
Frederick: Or he's dead.
Chloe: Why would he be dead?
Frederick: Probably had a heart attack from all that dancing to Lady GaGa. Will that woman ever stop spreading filth through the airwaves?
Chloe: I kind of like her stuff.
Frederick: You would.
Scott: *pulls out cellphone, dials*
Frederick: Hey, does this mean we get a free day?
Scott: No. *walks away*
Frederick: He never has any fun.
Chloe: We're not here to have fun, Freddie.
Frederick: It's not Freddie.
Chloe: *rolls eyes*
Parking Garage
Scott: *walking*
Bob: *shuts car door*
Scott: You okay?
Bob: *turns around* Yeah, why?
Scott: You're late.
Bob: *straightens out cuffs* I had a meeting this morning.
Scott: There was nothing on the board.
Bob: It was a personal matter. *starts walking* I don't suppose April showed up.
Scott: No, she got stuck in New York. There's a snow storm.
Bob: Excellent.
Scott: *looks at Bob*
Bob: *smiles* Any day that I don't have to deal with her, the better.
Scott: I know what you mean.
Bob: For once, I'd like to have a conversation with a female CEO that doesn't degenerate into insanity. You know she wants to hire various male employees at APL to accompany her to benefits?
Scott: What'd you tell her?
Bob: I'm not a pimp.
Scott: *laughs*
Bob: Don't get me wrong, there are some fantastic female leaders out there but after Kimberly and April, I'm starting to wonder what's in the water in New York.
Scott: I don't think you really want to know.
Bob: Probably not. *opens door, steps into elevator*
Scott: So what was this 'personal meeting' about?
Bob: I'm looking for a surrogate.
Scott: *nods slowly* I see.
Bob: I met with a lovely young woman who was interested in helping.
Scott: Good. I hope it works out for you.
Bob: I don't think I'll pick her.
Scott: *looks at Bob* Why?
Bob: She's a graduate student so she's certainly intelligent and capable...she's also very beautiful but there's something missing.
Scott: Does she have a lazy eye?
Bob: *looks at Scott*
Scott: *smirks*
Bob: She's...boring.
Scott: I don't think 'boring' is a genetic defect.
Bob: I'll have to keep looking.
Scott: *looks at watch*
Bob: Is Lori busy?
Scott: *lifts eyes* ...
Hummerhome, road
Katie: Okay okay. I spy my little eye on something that is both brown and green.
Anni: OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! TOM'S EYES!
Katie: I was going for what the toilet looked like after Eric got finished but okay.
Delko: Hey. Those tacos were contaminated. Why didn't anyone else get sick?
Carly: *typing on laptop* They weren't contaminated.
Delko: Yes they were. And would you get off that thing? I have to check my e-mail.
Carly: Nobody uses e-mail anymore.
Delko: Oh. Okay, so I'll just completely ignore the fact that you're hogging the only laptop.
Speed: Why don't you go sit on the toilet for a while.
Delko: Everytime I go in there, someone has to use it.
Colton: Hey, how come we never invested in a second bathroom? We've had 20 people in here at one point.
Horatio: Patience is a virtue.
Colton: Not when I have to take a piss.
Katie: I spy with my little eye, something that is stubbly!
Anni: OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! ERIC'S BIKINI LINE!
Delko: There's no shame in maintaining one's self.
Tom: I'm suddenly scared for my sanity.
Speed: Welcome to the club, my friend. *lifts hand*
Tom: *high-fives Speed*
Delko: *stands, runs*
Katie: DON'T USE THE GOOD TOILET PAPER!
Tom: *wraps arm around Anni*
Katie: *elbows Speed* Show me some affection.
Speed: Okay. I like your shoes.
Katie: I said affection, not fashion advice. You suck at this.
Horatio: Does anybody have a map?
Calleigh: I thought you had the map.
Horatio: I gave you the map.
Calleigh: You gave Tim the map.
Speed: I don't read maps.
Carly: My computer has a map.
Katie: Shut up about your computer. We get it. You're a big fat nerd.
Carly: I'm not fat.
Katie: Your ankles are fat.
Carly: *gasp* LIAR.
Katie: Anni, tell her.
Anni: Her ankles are not fat.
Carly: Thank you.
Katie: Oh I see how it is. You're everyone's friend but mine.
Anni: Aww, poor Katie. *wraps arms around Katie, kisses her cheek*
Katie: I'm still mad at you.
Tom: *looks at Speed*
Speed: *looks at Tom*
Anni: *grabs phone from table* Okay, there's a campsite about 150 miles from here.
Horatio: Which direction?
Anni: Straight.
Horatio: And then what?
Calleigh: Did you forget how to drive?
Horatio: ...No.
Calleigh: Do you want me to drive?
Horatio: No. I can drive in a straight line.
Speed: God forbid there's an exit somewhere on this highway.
TBC......................