You Never Feel What You Are Is Real
Hummerhome, 2 pm
Horatio: Alright, weren't you ladies going to that spa?
Katie: I guess.
Horatio: I think it's only fair that we should have a guy's day out.
Delko: Oh. We've never had one of those. There won't be any funny stuff involved right?
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: Ow.
Horatio: No funny stuff. Colton you want to tag along?
Colton: ...I've been asleep for like three days. Sure I'll come along.
Carly: You missed pancakes.
Colton: I missed everything. I almost forgot I was here. Haha...My bad.
Calleigh: Aw, it's okay.
Colton: I know.
Calleigh: So you are you going on the guy's day out?
Colton: Well what are we going to be doing?
Delko: Picking up chicks. What else would we be doing?
Horatio: I'm going to sit on a park bench and have a coffee whilst feeding the pigeons.
Delko: ...Wow you're a whole bag of fun aren't you?
Horatio: I'm not as young as you. I'm also engaged.
Delko: Yeah to the right woman this time.
Horatio: What are you talking about?
Delko: Nothing.
Speed: Does this mean I have to actually shave?
Delko: Yeah.
Speed: I'm not shaving.
Delko: Fine. Be scruffy for the rest of your life.
Speed: I will.
Delko: Fine.
Speed: Fine.
Delko: Exactly.
Speed: Yeah.
Delko: Mhm.
Speed: Can we go now?
Horatio: Yes. I've inflated the Hummer.
Speed: ...Inflated?
Horatio: It's a portable Hummer. Perfectly safe.
Speed: Somehow I don't believe that.
Delko: I belive him! *lifts hand*
Speed: Put your hand down.
Delko: Fine.
Horatio: Let's head out. You ladies okay here?
Carly: Yeah except we need something to get us to the spa.
Horatio: I have another inflatable Hummer out back.
Carly: ...Gee that sounds like fun.
Guys leave
Anni: Alright ladies, let's get out there.
Calleigh: Wait, I have to color my nails.
Katie: Why do you think we're going to the spa?
Calleigh: To get our bikini lines waxed.
Katie: Ouch. Can we not?
Calleigh: We have to if we're going to get some hot dates tonight.
Katie: Uh, what do you really think is going to happen during those hot dates?
Calleigh: *smiles*
Katie: No. I'm not doing that.
Calleigh: Come on, it couldn't hurt.
Katie: You remember the last time I went on a date? It did not go very well.
Carly: So get back out there and live. No sense hiding in fear from everything.
Katie: I'm not hiding I'm objecting.
Missy: Just get out there.
Katie: I thought we were just going to a spa.
Anni: Nonsense. We're going to get liquored up and we're going to find guys.
JC: I don't need any.
Anni: So you will be the designated driver.
JC: Fine.
Club, 7 pm
Delko: Alright check out those two ladies over there.
Speed: *rolls eyes* Eric I don't want to pick up chicks.
Delko: Come on it'll be fun.
Speed: Fun? You think this is fun? Where'd Horatio go, anyway?
Delko: He's sitting on the curb drinking a coffee. Apparently he's had enough of night clubs because someone always dies, whatever that means.
Speed: Can I go sit with him?
Delko: No way. You're here with me because we'll get twins.
Speed: Twins?
Delko: Yeah you know, they were born from the same e-
Speed: I know what twins are.
Colton: *walks over* I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
Delko: Well you are breathing.
Colton: That's true.
Speed: Eric let's just go do something else. And by do I don't mean women.
Delko: *closes mouth*
Colton: *passes around beers* It's on me.
Delko: Hey thanks man. *drinks*
Speed: *looks around*
Colton: Hey check out those girls.
Couple of girls walk by
Speed: *looks over*
Delko: Ah see? Your man instincts have taken over.
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: Ow.
Colton: Wow they're hot.
Delko: Of course they are. They're women. Okay, so I'm going to talk to one of them. Stay here. *walks away*
Colton: Man he's adventurous.
Speed: It's a wonder he didn't go out with Anni first.
Colton: No kidding.
Speed: *drinks beer*
Colton: So you're really ready to date huh.
Speed: One thing you have to learn about Eric bringing you to these places. It's never called dating when you hook up with a girl.
Colton: Ah sounds fun.
Speed: Why do I feel like we're animals stalking zebras or something?
Colton: Women are zebras?
Speed: Okay bad analogy.
Colton: Well not if you take the ze out of zebras.
Speed: Then it would just be bras.
Colton: Ha HA!
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: *walks over, holding face* Ow.
Speed: I take it they weren't interested.
Delko: The one on the left thinks you're cute though.
Speed: What?
Delko: Yeah. I don't know what they see but I don't care.
Colton: Aw you got rejected.
Delko: It's the way the game's played.
Woman: *walks over, smiles* Hey.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Woman: I'm Amy.
Speed: ....
Delko: *kicks Speed*
Speed: Tim. I'm Tim.
Amy: *giggles* You're funny.
Speed: People say.
Amy: Let's get some drinks.
Speed: W-with me? You want drinks with me?
Amy: *strokes Speed's arm* If you wouldn't mind.
Speed: *looks at Eric*
Delko: *smiling*
Speed: Uh...Sure. *walks away*
Amy: *walks away*
Delko: What a stud.
Colton: He didn't even have to do anything. Kind of makes you look dumb huh.
Delko: *frowns*
Bar
Amy: So where are you from?
Speed: Here.
Amy: I'm from New York.
Speed: *looks at Amy* Really.
Amy: Yeah I loved down here to start a new life. I really hate big ugly smelly cities.
Speed: Doesn't everyone.
Amy: I'm assuming you don't go to very many clubs.
Speed: Why?
Amy: Well you weren't exactly stalking the women like all the other guys.
Speed: *nods*
Amy: Not that you need to. *smiles*
Speed: *lifts brow*
Amy: I've got a room next to here, why don't we get a little more...Comfortable.
Speed: ...You've known me for five minutes.
Amy: *kisses Speed*
Other side of room
Delko: Wow they move fast.
Colton: Are you spying on them?
Delko: ....No.
Colton: Get away from here.
Delko: But, but b-
Colton: No.
bar
Speed: Well you know uh, five minutes is pretty long. *grabs Amy's hand*
Amy: *giggles*
Other side of room
Delko: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Colton: Let it go man.
Women walk by
Delko: Hey ladies. *winks*
Woman: *frown, walk away*
Delko: ...Damnit.
Colton: Sorry man.
Another bar
JC: Was the facial fun? Was it? Was it? Was it?
Katie: It was fine.
JC: I paid good money for that.
Anni: No you didn't, you had a coupon.
JC: I paid good money for the coupon.
Missy: You got it out of a box of laundry detergent.
JC: What is this, pick on JC night?
Anni: WOOO!
Katie: What are you doing?
Anni: I'm making it look like we're having a good time.
Katie: *drinks*
Anni: AHA. I win.
Katie: *coughs* What is in this?
Anni: Whiskey.
Katie: It tastes like poison.
Anni: Exactly.
Half hour later
Katie: SMILE YOU'VE GOT FRENCH'S!
Anni: I'VE GOT ENGLISHES.
Carly: I'VE GOT SPANISHES.
Jess: *strips* TEEHEE!
Katie: HECK YES! Oh man oh man oh man. Okay so here's the deal. Let's play deal or no deal and make a deal so we can get a great deal on deals. Deal?
Anni: I SO understood that.
Katie: I knew you would.
Anni: Okay so what now?
Katie: Let's go to an amusment park.
Anni: There happens to be one down the road.
Katie: SWEET DEAL! I told you we'd make a deal and be dealing with deals. Deal!
Carly: YOU WILL ALL CALL ME DEALIA NOW.
Katie: *giggles* Okay DELIA.
Carly: *giggling*
Anni: Can I be wiffle ball?
Katie: YES! OH MAN where did you think of that name?
Anni: I DON'T KNOW!
Amusment park
Katie: Okay guys let's break in.
Anni: How?
Katie: By breaking in.
Anni: How?
Katie: ...Break in?
Anni: How?
Katie: OH I KNOW THIS ONE! Let's break in.
Anni: YES!
Carly: *climbs onto fence* GUYS! GUYS! I can't get over Mount Everest! Help!
Katie: *pushes Carly*
Carly: *falls* AH!
Katie: Now let us in.
Carly: *opens gate*
Katie: *staggers in* YES! Ten for Finding Nemo please.
Carly: There aren't ten of us.
Katie: What? There's like four of you. *reaches out* I've been trying to poke them but they keep disappearing.
Jess: Guys....
Anni: Yeah.
Jess: I'M STUCK IN THE FENCE!
Katie: *bursts out laughing*
Jess: THIS IS SERIOUS! I CAN'T FEEL MY BOOBS!
Carly: *giggling* How did you get stuck?
Jess: I tried to go through instead of going over. Apparently I can't go through objects.
Katie: Well your boobs can.
Anni: *laughing*
Katie: Okay we'll get you out. We just need a large stick and lots of fire.
Jess: No fire.
Katie: Okay, how about this? A-
Jess: NO FIRE.
Katie: DAMNIT JESS DO YOU WANT TO BE STUCK FOREVER!
Jess: No but I don't want to be burned.
Anni: BUUUURN!
Katie: THE WEDDING'S OFF! HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATAMAN I HEAR THE FUZZ!
Anni: *SCREAMS* WHERE!
Katie: Oh wait, my bad, that was my stomach.
Anni: Your stomach sounds like a siren?
Katie: It can in various predicaments.
Jess: Guys I think we have more pressing issues.
Katie: You can't press issues. WHOA! I just figured out how we can get you out. PUSH! Man I feel like House.
Jess: What? Why?
Katie: You said something totally random and then I said something totally random because the thing you said that was totally random happens to be the totally random cure for the totally random disease.
Jess: Getting my boobs stuck is not random. It hurts.
Katie: It wouldn't hurt as much if you didn't strip.
Anni: Funny how she can get completely naked and we don't even crack a joke.
Katie: Well what did you want us to say? She has a nice piece of ass?
Anni: That would make us gay, not dirty.
Katie: *pushes Jess*
Jess: OW! THAT'S MY BOOBS YOU'RE SQUISHING!
Katie: This is going to be harder than I expected.
Carly: Why don't we just push her from the other side.
Katie: No that's a terrible idea. Okay here's what we're going to do. We're going to push her from the other side.
Carly: YES! I LOVE THAT IDEA!
Katie: *high fives with Carly* Okay Jess, hang on.
Jess: To what?
Katie: *pushes Jess*
Jess: AH! AHH!
Katie: It would hurt a lot less if you drank more.
Jess: Well I'm sorry I didn't have getting my gazongas stuck in a fence on my agenda for this evening.
Katie: Really? I did.
Jess: What?
Katie: I can predict events. WHOOOOO.
Jess: No you can't.
Katie: Ah heck I can do anything if I put my mind to it. Like farting when I don't even have gas.
Jess: That's gross.
Katie: But possible. *pushes Jess*
Jess: *falls out of fence* AH!
Carly: Wow her boobs are fence-shaped.
Jess: What? NO!
Katie: *starts laughing*
Everyone: *starts laughing*
Jess: I'd like to see one of you get stuck in there.
Katie: I'd like to see you NOT get stuck in there.
Jess: *sticks tongue out*
Katie: AH SHE'S A SNAKE! RUN INTO THE FUN HOUSE WHERE IT'S SAFE!
Everyone: *runs into the fun house*
Katie: Okay I SO totally forget why we're here.
Jess: I don't know, but I hate fun houses.
Katie: How can you hate a fun house? With a name like 'fun' how can it NOT be fun?
Skeleton pops down
Katie: OH MY GOD IT'S RONALD MCDONALD'S SKELETON!
Carly: *screams*
Anni: CALL THE HAMBURGLAR!
Jess: *grabs skeleton* DIE!
Katie: IT'S ALREADY DEAD!
Jess: WE'RE SCREWED!
Katie: *snaps* That's it! The screws!
Jess: Huh?
Katie: Look. There's screws holding it together. It's not even real. HA.
Jess: Oh thank God.
Katie: No thank KATIE.
Jess: Oh thank Katie.
Katie: That's right.
Carly: Hey guys let's head back to the Hummerhome. If I'm going to pass out, I want to do it somewhere comfortable.
Anni: Good idea.
Carly: I know.
Anni: How would you know?
Carly: Um I said it.
Anni: You can't say it and then claim that it's a good idea. It doesn't work that way.
Katie: ALIENS!
Anni: *screams* WHERE!
Katie: What? I didn't scream anything.
Anni: What happened?
Carly: My toes are SO cool.
Anni: You're wearing shoes.
Carly: I know but look at them wiggle. Hee.
TBC...........
Hummerhome, 2 pm
Horatio: Alright, weren't you ladies going to that spa?
Katie: I guess.
Horatio: I think it's only fair that we should have a guy's day out.
Delko: Oh. We've never had one of those. There won't be any funny stuff involved right?
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: Ow.
Horatio: No funny stuff. Colton you want to tag along?
Colton: ...I've been asleep for like three days. Sure I'll come along.
Carly: You missed pancakes.
Colton: I missed everything. I almost forgot I was here. Haha...My bad.
Calleigh: Aw, it's okay.
Colton: I know.
Calleigh: So you are you going on the guy's day out?
Colton: Well what are we going to be doing?
Delko: Picking up chicks. What else would we be doing?
Horatio: I'm going to sit on a park bench and have a coffee whilst feeding the pigeons.
Delko: ...Wow you're a whole bag of fun aren't you?
Horatio: I'm not as young as you. I'm also engaged.
Delko: Yeah to the right woman this time.
Horatio: What are you talking about?
Delko: Nothing.
Speed: Does this mean I have to actually shave?
Delko: Yeah.
Speed: I'm not shaving.
Delko: Fine. Be scruffy for the rest of your life.
Speed: I will.
Delko: Fine.
Speed: Fine.
Delko: Exactly.
Speed: Yeah.
Delko: Mhm.
Speed: Can we go now?
Horatio: Yes. I've inflated the Hummer.
Speed: ...Inflated?
Horatio: It's a portable Hummer. Perfectly safe.
Speed: Somehow I don't believe that.
Delko: I belive him! *lifts hand*
Speed: Put your hand down.
Delko: Fine.
Horatio: Let's head out. You ladies okay here?
Carly: Yeah except we need something to get us to the spa.
Horatio: I have another inflatable Hummer out back.
Carly: ...Gee that sounds like fun.
Guys leave
Anni: Alright ladies, let's get out there.
Calleigh: Wait, I have to color my nails.
Katie: Why do you think we're going to the spa?
Calleigh: To get our bikini lines waxed.
Katie: Ouch. Can we not?
Calleigh: We have to if we're going to get some hot dates tonight.
Katie: Uh, what do you really think is going to happen during those hot dates?
Calleigh: *smiles*
Katie: No. I'm not doing that.
Calleigh: Come on, it couldn't hurt.
Katie: You remember the last time I went on a date? It did not go very well.
Carly: So get back out there and live. No sense hiding in fear from everything.
Katie: I'm not hiding I'm objecting.
Missy: Just get out there.
Katie: I thought we were just going to a spa.
Anni: Nonsense. We're going to get liquored up and we're going to find guys.
JC: I don't need any.
Anni: So you will be the designated driver.
JC: Fine.
Club, 7 pm
Delko: Alright check out those two ladies over there.
Speed: *rolls eyes* Eric I don't want to pick up chicks.
Delko: Come on it'll be fun.
Speed: Fun? You think this is fun? Where'd Horatio go, anyway?
Delko: He's sitting on the curb drinking a coffee. Apparently he's had enough of night clubs because someone always dies, whatever that means.
Speed: Can I go sit with him?
Delko: No way. You're here with me because we'll get twins.
Speed: Twins?
Delko: Yeah you know, they were born from the same e-
Speed: I know what twins are.
Colton: *walks over* I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
Delko: Well you are breathing.
Colton: That's true.
Speed: Eric let's just go do something else. And by do I don't mean women.
Delko: *closes mouth*
Colton: *passes around beers* It's on me.
Delko: Hey thanks man. *drinks*
Speed: *looks around*
Colton: Hey check out those girls.
Couple of girls walk by
Speed: *looks over*
Delko: Ah see? Your man instincts have taken over.
Speed: *punches Delko*
Delko: Ow.
Colton: Wow they're hot.
Delko: Of course they are. They're women. Okay, so I'm going to talk to one of them. Stay here. *walks away*
Colton: Man he's adventurous.
Speed: It's a wonder he didn't go out with Anni first.
Colton: No kidding.
Speed: *drinks beer*
Colton: So you're really ready to date huh.
Speed: One thing you have to learn about Eric bringing you to these places. It's never called dating when you hook up with a girl.
Colton: Ah sounds fun.
Speed: Why do I feel like we're animals stalking zebras or something?
Colton: Women are zebras?
Speed: Okay bad analogy.
Colton: Well not if you take the ze out of zebras.
Speed: Then it would just be bras.
Colton: Ha HA!
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: *walks over, holding face* Ow.
Speed: I take it they weren't interested.
Delko: The one on the left thinks you're cute though.
Speed: What?
Delko: Yeah. I don't know what they see but I don't care.
Colton: Aw you got rejected.
Delko: It's the way the game's played.
Woman: *walks over, smiles* Hey.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Woman: I'm Amy.
Speed: ....
Delko: *kicks Speed*
Speed: Tim. I'm Tim.
Amy: *giggles* You're funny.
Speed: People say.
Amy: Let's get some drinks.
Speed: W-with me? You want drinks with me?
Amy: *strokes Speed's arm* If you wouldn't mind.
Speed: *looks at Eric*
Delko: *smiling*
Speed: Uh...Sure. *walks away*
Amy: *walks away*
Delko: What a stud.
Colton: He didn't even have to do anything. Kind of makes you look dumb huh.
Delko: *frowns*
Bar
Amy: So where are you from?
Speed: Here.
Amy: I'm from New York.
Speed: *looks at Amy* Really.
Amy: Yeah I loved down here to start a new life. I really hate big ugly smelly cities.
Speed: Doesn't everyone.
Amy: I'm assuming you don't go to very many clubs.
Speed: Why?
Amy: Well you weren't exactly stalking the women like all the other guys.
Speed: *nods*
Amy: Not that you need to. *smiles*
Speed: *lifts brow*
Amy: I've got a room next to here, why don't we get a little more...Comfortable.
Speed: ...You've known me for five minutes.
Amy: *kisses Speed*
Other side of room
Delko: Wow they move fast.
Colton: Are you spying on them?
Delko: ....No.
Colton: Get away from here.
Delko: But, but b-
Colton: No.
bar
Speed: Well you know uh, five minutes is pretty long. *grabs Amy's hand*
Amy: *giggles*
Other side of room
Delko: THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Colton: Let it go man.
Women walk by
Delko: Hey ladies. *winks*
Woman: *frown, walk away*
Delko: ...Damnit.
Colton: Sorry man.
Another bar
JC: Was the facial fun? Was it? Was it? Was it?
Katie: It was fine.
JC: I paid good money for that.
Anni: No you didn't, you had a coupon.
JC: I paid good money for the coupon.
Missy: You got it out of a box of laundry detergent.
JC: What is this, pick on JC night?
Anni: WOOO!
Katie: What are you doing?
Anni: I'm making it look like we're having a good time.
Katie: *drinks*
Anni: AHA. I win.
Katie: *coughs* What is in this?
Anni: Whiskey.
Katie: It tastes like poison.
Anni: Exactly.
Half hour later
Katie: SMILE YOU'VE GOT FRENCH'S!
Anni: I'VE GOT ENGLISHES.
Carly: I'VE GOT SPANISHES.
Jess: *strips* TEEHEE!
Katie: HECK YES! Oh man oh man oh man. Okay so here's the deal. Let's play deal or no deal and make a deal so we can get a great deal on deals. Deal?
Anni: I SO understood that.
Katie: I knew you would.
Anni: Okay so what now?
Katie: Let's go to an amusment park.
Anni: There happens to be one down the road.
Katie: SWEET DEAL! I told you we'd make a deal and be dealing with deals. Deal!
Carly: YOU WILL ALL CALL ME DEALIA NOW.
Katie: *giggles* Okay DELIA.
Carly: *giggling*
Anni: Can I be wiffle ball?
Katie: YES! OH MAN where did you think of that name?
Anni: I DON'T KNOW!
Amusment park
Katie: Okay guys let's break in.
Anni: How?
Katie: By breaking in.
Anni: How?
Katie: ...Break in?
Anni: How?
Katie: OH I KNOW THIS ONE! Let's break in.
Anni: YES!
Carly: *climbs onto fence* GUYS! GUYS! I can't get over Mount Everest! Help!
Katie: *pushes Carly*
Carly: *falls* AH!
Katie: Now let us in.
Carly: *opens gate*
Katie: *staggers in* YES! Ten for Finding Nemo please.
Carly: There aren't ten of us.
Katie: What? There's like four of you. *reaches out* I've been trying to poke them but they keep disappearing.
Jess: Guys....
Anni: Yeah.
Jess: I'M STUCK IN THE FENCE!
Katie: *bursts out laughing*
Jess: THIS IS SERIOUS! I CAN'T FEEL MY BOOBS!
Carly: *giggling* How did you get stuck?
Jess: I tried to go through instead of going over. Apparently I can't go through objects.
Katie: Well your boobs can.
Anni: *laughing*
Katie: Okay we'll get you out. We just need a large stick and lots of fire.
Jess: No fire.
Katie: Okay, how about this? A-
Jess: NO FIRE.
Katie: DAMNIT JESS DO YOU WANT TO BE STUCK FOREVER!
Jess: No but I don't want to be burned.
Anni: BUUUURN!
Katie: THE WEDDING'S OFF! HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATAMAN I HEAR THE FUZZ!
Anni: *SCREAMS* WHERE!
Katie: Oh wait, my bad, that was my stomach.
Anni: Your stomach sounds like a siren?
Katie: It can in various predicaments.
Jess: Guys I think we have more pressing issues.
Katie: You can't press issues. WHOA! I just figured out how we can get you out. PUSH! Man I feel like House.
Jess: What? Why?
Katie: You said something totally random and then I said something totally random because the thing you said that was totally random happens to be the totally random cure for the totally random disease.
Jess: Getting my boobs stuck is not random. It hurts.
Katie: It wouldn't hurt as much if you didn't strip.
Anni: Funny how she can get completely naked and we don't even crack a joke.
Katie: Well what did you want us to say? She has a nice piece of ass?
Anni: That would make us gay, not dirty.
Katie: *pushes Jess*
Jess: OW! THAT'S MY BOOBS YOU'RE SQUISHING!
Katie: This is going to be harder than I expected.
Carly: Why don't we just push her from the other side.
Katie: No that's a terrible idea. Okay here's what we're going to do. We're going to push her from the other side.
Carly: YES! I LOVE THAT IDEA!
Katie: *high fives with Carly* Okay Jess, hang on.
Jess: To what?
Katie: *pushes Jess*
Jess: AH! AHH!
Katie: It would hurt a lot less if you drank more.
Jess: Well I'm sorry I didn't have getting my gazongas stuck in a fence on my agenda for this evening.
Katie: Really? I did.
Jess: What?
Katie: I can predict events. WHOOOOO.
Jess: No you can't.
Katie: Ah heck I can do anything if I put my mind to it. Like farting when I don't even have gas.
Jess: That's gross.
Katie: But possible. *pushes Jess*
Jess: *falls out of fence* AH!
Carly: Wow her boobs are fence-shaped.
Jess: What? NO!
Katie: *starts laughing*
Everyone: *starts laughing*
Jess: I'd like to see one of you get stuck in there.
Katie: I'd like to see you NOT get stuck in there.
Jess: *sticks tongue out*
Katie: AH SHE'S A SNAKE! RUN INTO THE FUN HOUSE WHERE IT'S SAFE!
Everyone: *runs into the fun house*
Katie: Okay I SO totally forget why we're here.
Jess: I don't know, but I hate fun houses.
Katie: How can you hate a fun house? With a name like 'fun' how can it NOT be fun?
Skeleton pops down
Katie: OH MY GOD IT'S RONALD MCDONALD'S SKELETON!
Carly: *screams*
Anni: CALL THE HAMBURGLAR!
Jess: *grabs skeleton* DIE!
Katie: IT'S ALREADY DEAD!
Jess: WE'RE SCREWED!
Katie: *snaps* That's it! The screws!
Jess: Huh?
Katie: Look. There's screws holding it together. It's not even real. HA.
Jess: Oh thank God.
Katie: No thank KATIE.
Jess: Oh thank Katie.
Katie: That's right.
Carly: Hey guys let's head back to the Hummerhome. If I'm going to pass out, I want to do it somewhere comfortable.
Anni: Good idea.
Carly: I know.
Anni: How would you know?
Carly: Um I said it.
Anni: You can't say it and then claim that it's a good idea. It doesn't work that way.
Katie: ALIENS!
Anni: *screams* WHERE!
Katie: What? I didn't scream anything.
Anni: What happened?
Carly: My toes are SO cool.
Anni: You're wearing shoes.
Carly: I know but look at them wiggle. Hee.
TBC...........
lol