CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

[speedmonkey2]

Too bad you didn't get to say 'THE DIVORCE IS OFF!'

Ah, to bad. lol.

But oh man didn't this chapter just make me feel all nice and fuzzy inside. I guess we've established the fact that Lori doesn't like me. Well maybe she likes me but she doesn't think I'm a very good parent.

Speed: Why the hell not?

Lori: Tomorrow it's Saturday.

Speed: ...

Oh man that cracked me up to no end. Teehee. Thats happend with me and my dad before.

Speed: You break the law and I'll break your arm.

Lori: *laughs*

Ya know i'd take him seriously on that. Even though he's said he woudln't hurt his children and I believe that...I guess I was just special back in the day when he was all...crazy like. lol. Anyways I just woke up and I'm rambling and this isn't making sense sooo...update soon please!

 

[Dragonfly]

:lol: great update Geni! Yay for Lori running away. Erm... I mean... poor Katie... her own daughter doesnt' want to stay with her. But yay for Speed. Say... does this mean he's available now? :devil:

 

[Finch]

Yep, that means he's available now. :lol:

Around The Way

Lab, one week later

Delko: Jess, are you alright?

Jess: Yeah. I just have a bad feeling about all of this.

Delko: You said you didn't remember the suspect.

Jess: I said I didn't know him. He looked different back then.

Delko: Right now we have no evidence that ties him to his dead wife except skin cells on the rope, and neoprene.

Jess: And you can't even use the rope evidence.

Delko: We're still looking into some things.

Ballistics

Horatio: *walks in* You compare those tool marks?

Calleigh: *smiles* Good timing.

Horatio: Alright what did you find?

Calleigh: I took a look at the rope that was around our victim's neck, and the rope that was found at the boat. Both ends match.

Horatio: So both sample are from the same roll of rope.

Calleigh: Mhm. And I managed to match the cut marks to a hunting knife. Specifically, Remington.

Horatio: Army knife.

Calleigh: Yeah.

Horatio: Take Speed and go back to the boat.

Calleigh: Sure.

Boat

Speed: Is Hill worried about his boat yet?

Calleigh: *smiles* He was once we told him the weapon that cut the rope might be there.

Speed: So he's nervous.

Calleigh: Not any more than our usual suspects.

Speed: *opens drawers*

Calleigh: Have you been going to the gym?

Speed: *looks at Calleigh*

Calleigh: You look...Good.

Speed: *stands up straight* Why? I wouldn't look good normally?

Calleigh: No! No, I mean well...Usually I mean, well you just got divorced.

Speed: So? You expected me to look like a piece of crap?

Calleigh: No, not at all.

Speed: *frowns*

Calleigh: I'm sorry.

Speed: *opens cupboards*

Calleigh: *shines flashlight*

Speed: *looks around*

Calleigh: What is it?

Speed: Do that again.

Calleigh: Do what again?

Speed: Walk this way.

Calleigh: Are we having Kareoke night in here or something?

Speed: No, walk on that part of the floor.

Calleigh: *walks over*

Creak is heard

Speed: *tilts head*

Calleigh: *smiles* False bottom.

Speed: Now I guess we know why he was so nervous.

Half hour later, false bottom is open

Calleigh: *jumps down, looks around* It's dark down here.

Speed: *jumps down* Yeah that happens when there's no lights.

Calleigh: *clicks on flashlight*

Body is seen hanging in front of them

Calleigh: *screams*

Speed: *looks at Calleigh*

Calleigh: ...Sorry.

Speed: Well it looks like it's a few weeks old.

Calleigh: ...It's dripping.

Speed: Lots of humidity down here, the body looks bloated.

Calleigh: At least it's not ants.

Speed: What?

Calleigh: Nothing.

Speed: What do you think, man or woman?

Calleigh: It's wearing heels.

Speed: So woman.

Calleigh: Hanging in the same way as our first victim.

Speed: *looks down* Looks like this floor opens up right underneath the body.

Super dooper CSI:Miami graphics of the bottom of the boat opening and a shark coming up through the water and grabbing the body

Calleigh: So this is where his wife died.

Speed: Yeah so who's this?

Calleigh: Let's find out.

Autopsy

Delko: Alright Alexx, tell me something good.

Alexx: I messed up my morgue when she bursted.

Delko: That's not very good.

Alexx: *grabs tweezers* I found this afterward.

Delko: Looks like rope.

Alexx: Small piece of rope around her ankles.

Delko: So she was bound by her hands and feet.

Alexx: Not only that, but I found hair in the rope.

Delko: Hair?

Alexx: I sent it off to DNA.

Delko: Anything else you can tell me about her?

Alexx: I used dental records to identify her. Her name's Susan Cruz. Her face won't be able to be used for visual comparison with the pictures you have of the girls.

Delko: ...You know Alexx, maybe I can do something. You got a camera?

Alexx: *smiles* Honey photography isn't my job.

Delko: No problem, I already brought my camera. *lifts camera*

Alexx: Ear cartilage?

Delko: *snaps photos*

DNA, few hours later

Carly: Hey Valera.

Valera: Hey, I got the results from the hair found on the second victim.

Carly: Great. *grabs paper* ...It matches the wife of our suspect.

Valera: Yep.

Carly: Okay so she was attached by the neck, onto the same rope that tied our second victim's legs together.

Valera: If the bottom of that boat was opened, she was submerged.

Carly: And someone cut the rope. Explains the neoprene, they were under water. Thanks Valera. *walks away*

Valera: ...I want to be a CSI.

Layout room

Jess: Hey Eric.

Delko: Hey. You working the case?

Jess: I'm hands off, but I'd like to know where you guys are with everything.

Delko: We found another victim.

Jess: *sigh* And?

Delko: And I'm trying to ID her based on the photos we got from the boat, and the pictures from Alexx. She was bloated, so any visual comparison is useless.

Jess: Wow you get smarter on cases.

Delko: *laughs*

Jess: So how are you going to compare the pictures?

Delko: *pulls over laptop* I took pictures of the ear cartilage on the victim. It's the only thing that holds on a bloater. I learned it a while back when I was still new.

Jess: So you compare the ears in the photographs with the ear in the morgue.

Delko: Exactly. Then we should know who our victim is.

Jess: You think he killed all the girls?

Delko: He didn't kill you.

Jess: *smirks*

Delko: *smiles*

Computer beeps

Delko: *looks at computer* We got a match.

Jess: One of the girls in the pictures is our victim?

Delko: Yeah Susan Cruz is photo number five. She's from Florida.

Speed: *walks in* We found the knife.

Delko: Where was it?

Speed: A chest in the guy's room. We also found dive gear, with a tear on it.

Delko: You compare the tool marks?

Speed: Calleigh's on it now.

Delko: Great.

Speed: *leaves*

Jess: *sigh*

Delko: Jess, we probably have him for murder.

Jess: Good.

Delko: You okay?

Jess: *nods* Yeah, yeah I'm fine.

Delko: You sure?

Jess: Mhm.

Delko: *holds Jess' hand*

Ballistics

Horatio: Tool marks Calleigh.

Calleigh: The knife cuts match both samples of rope.

Horatio: Okay thank you.

Calleigh: No problem.

Interrogation room

Horatio: Mister Hill, we have you for the murders of your wife and Susan Cruz.

Bill: I didn't kill anyone.

Yelina: Evidence from the rope says you did.

Bill: You can't use that evidence. Your detectives already witnessed me touching it.

Horatio: It wasn't the skin cells that led us to you, it was the knife marks on the rope used to hang both women from the false bottom of your boat.

Yelina: Interesting little compartment down there. It opens up, fills with water, and the sharks can detect the blood from both women. Lucky for you, you beat your wife before dangling her under the water for the sharks to find.

Horatio: You were under the water to make sure that she was taken by the shark, so you cut the rope under Susan's feet, so that she wouldn't be taken yet. Two bodies would look a little suspicious right?

Bill: *shakes head* That stupid shark wasn't supposed to leave anything.

Horatio: It's too bad you can't control animals like you could control you wife huh.

Bill: *frowns*

Yelina: Susan drowned and once you opened the latch at the side of the boat to get rid of the water, she blew up like a ballon. It took about a week and a half.

Horatio: Lucky for you, she couldn't be identified.

Bill: So how did you know who she was?

Horatio: Science. We matched her ear cartilage to the pictures from your boat.

Yelina: How many other victims are out there?

Bill: I'm not saying anything else.

Horatio: *nods* Get him out of here.

Patrol cop: *walks in*

PD

Horatio: Jessica.

Jess: Thanks for everything.

Horatio: It's not a problem. How are you holding up?

Jess: I could have ended up like those women....I should have turned him in when I had the chance.

Horatio: You didn't know. There was nothing you could have done.

Jess: So what now?

Horatio: Now, *puts on shades* We go on living.

TBC...........

 

[speedmonkey2]

Horatio: Now, *puts on shades* We go on living.

And que end credits! I'm sorry I couldn't resist that was just very Horatio like. lol.

But awwww poor Jess. *huggles*

And hmm...ya know if Speedy did go back to the gym after the divorce thats just...not...fair! Sure his chunkyness is cute but I would have like to see some muscle. Yes, he's on the market now and blah blah blah but still its not fair. lol.

Speed: So? You expected me to look like a piece of crap?

Hahah oh man that cracked me up. No matter how hard that man tried he could never look like a piece of crap.

And ahhh the whole ear cartlidge thinger. I remember that...kinda. lol. Anyways when Bill touched the rope I thought that the case was over but you prooved me wrong Geni. Update soon please!

 

[Dragonfly]

Yep, that means he's available now.

Hey Geni, have I told you lately how absolutely amazing you are? :lol:

Aw... Valera wants to be a CSI. I don't know why, but I found that very cute.

Bill: *shakes head* That stupid shark wasn't supposed to leave anything.

Yeah... darn that shark for not doing what you wanted it to But yay! he's going to jail. Ha.
Wonderful, as always, Geni.

 

[Wyoming]

Wow, that's intresting, that's neat how it submerged and then the shark took the body, I never would have thought of that!

Jess: You think he killed all the girls?

Delko: He didn't kill you.

Well THAT's good! lol awww Delko is so cute, teehee gotta love em. This whole case was very intresting, and the whole Lori/Speed thing in the prev. chapter was sweet too. Oh man, leave it to Horatio to say something Godly like that hahha. I would LOVE to see that Bill guy in a room though. A man should never lay a hand on his wife, no matter what. I have to agree with Katie, when Bill touched the rope I thought the case would never be solved and he would be let free and go after all the other girls or something like that but YAY we got him! Great update Geni!

 

[saraholic]

Yay.....That jerk is going to jail and Jess is alright. Update sooner than soon can be. :lol:

 

[Finch]

Yay! Y'all liked the storyline. Teehee. *whew* At least this thing isn't going down the tube right?

Keep All Hands And Feet Inside Hummerhome Of Dreams

Hummerhome, One week later...Also not sure why I capitalized 'One'

Horatio: Okay team, we're going to the Kennedy Space Centre.

Calleigh: What? Why?

Horatio: Because it'll be fun. 45 minutes east of Orlando here we come.

Speed: That's not really a road trip, that's....A highway trip.

Delko: What's the difference?

Speed: I don't know.

Katie: Hey Anni pass me a soda.

Anni: *throws soda* You left Lori and Holly at home?

Katie: Yeah Lori's babysitting.

Anni: Just watch, you'll come home and the house will be burned to the ground.

Katie: Great now I won't be able to sleep at night.

Carly: I think the space station will be fun. I love space.

Delko: Maybe one day we'll go to space.

Jess: ....Are you kidding me?

Missy: OH I WANNA BE AN ASTRONAUT! Beam me up Scotty.

JC: *slaps Missy* You're supposed to say that in the space centre.

Missy: Fine, I will.

Horatio: Hmm....Space...

Speed: H, no. We're not going to space.

Horatio: The final frontier.

Speed: Horatio.....

Horatio: These are the voyages of the Hummership Miami.

Calleigh: Horatio, we're not going to space.

Horatio: It's continuing mission! *raises fist* To seek out new crime scenes and new evidence.

Delko: H, we're not going.

Horatio: To boldly go where NO CSI HAS GONE BEFORE!

JC: Hands on the wheel.

Horatio: Sorry. *grabs steering wheel*

Speed: We are not going into space.

Horatio: ....You know, I'm the one in charge. I say whether we go into space or not. I mean, if I can solve a murder that happened in Iraq and I've never left the US of A, then I can do anything.

Calleigh: Except go into space. You have to be an astronaut.

Horatio: I could be one.

Calleigh: You'd need a lot of money.

Horatio: I have that.

Calleigh: ....You need to be able to withstand all kinds of G-forces.

Horatio: I can withstand all forces.

Speed: *shakes head* You're not going into space H, forget it.

Horatio: You don't outrank me.

JC: Can I go into space?

Horatio: Sure sweety, we'll go together.

JC: OH! LET'S GET MARRIED IN SPACE!

Delko: Good luck getting me in a tuxedo AND a space suit.

Speed: Good luck getting me anywhere off the ground.

Anni: Aw, Timmy's afraid of heights.

Speed: *frowns*

Anni: It's like being on the ground but you're floating and there's stars and comets and asteroids and no air.

Speed: ...That's nothing like being on the ground.

Anni: It could be if you THOUGHT it was the ground.

Missy: Did you know astronauts get taller after being in space for a while? Must be the G-force.

JC: Man I've always wanted to be taller. We are SO going into space.

Katie: I don't want to go into space.

Carly: Katie, no one does. They're being stupid.

JC: Hey.

Horatio: It's going to take us a couple of days to get here, so we can find a lot of pros and cons.

Speed: Con. Tim will kill you if you go.

Horatio: That's not a con.

Speed: Con. THERE'S NO AIR.

Horatio: Well...I suppose that could slow us down a tad.

Speed: There's no food.

Horatio: There's food.

Speed: Yeah if I wanted to eat a tube of toothpaste for breakfast, I'd stay at Eric's house.

Delko: I don't eat toothpaste for breakfast. I find it minty so I've been known to....Swallow some by accident.

Speed: What are you, three?

Calleigh: I want to see the earth.

Speed: Step outside.

Calleigh: I want to see it high up.

Speed: Get on a plane.

Calleigh: I want to see it in a wider angle.

Speed: Hot air balloon.

Calleigh: ...I said I wanted to be high up.

Horatio: Speed, stop bringing us down or we're going to drop you off at the next gas station.

Speed: Good because I'm not going into space, and neither are you. That's the stupidest plan you've ever had.

Horatio: We haven't planned anything yet.

Anni: Geez Speed, stop panicking over it.

Speed: I'm not panicking. I'm trying to smack reality over eveyrone's head.

Delko: Maybe we don't want to be smacked with reality....Does it hurt?

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Calleigh: Why don't you lighten up for a bit?

Speed: *crosses arms*

Calleigh: You're acting like you're five.

Delko: Hey how come his mental age gets to be higher than mine?

Speed: Because I'm older than you.

Delko: Explains why you're so crotchety.

Speed: I am not.

Horatio: If you don't stop bickering back there, I'm going to turn this Hummerhome around and drive on the opposite side of the highway.

JC: Please don't do that.

Katie: Hey are there simulators there?

Jess: ...In space?

Katie: No at the space station.

Jess: I'm assuming.

Calleigh: *opens brochure* Yep.

Speed: Do you always have a brochure?

Calleigh: Yeah.

Delko: Oh yeah, you had one on our first road trip to Canada. I wanted to go to Miami.

Calleigh: I wanted to play a country station on the radio.

Horatio: And that's when the bickering began.

Delko: Hey do we have any more of my Ricky Martin CDs?

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: I mean Metallica. Metallica CDs?

Jess: Nice save.

Delko: Thank you. *opens cd case*

Speed: Um, those are my Metallica CDs.

Delko: What? No they're not.

Speed: Yes they are. You have J-Lo, Ricky Martin, and Jay-Z. Calleigh has Toby Keith, Big & Rich, and Willie Nelson. I have Metallica, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and The Who.

Delko: Oh...I thought Metallica was mine.

Speed: Yeah in what twisted fantasy was that?

Delko: Uh the one where I bough the CD.

Speed: *shakes head*

Calleigh: Willie Nelson isn't mine. It's Horatio's.

Horatio: Uh...No it's not. I don't listen to music. I listen to myself talk.

Calleigh: Sure.

Horatio: No one believes me.

JC: I believe you.

Horatio: Thank you.

Katie: I brought some CDs.

Carly: Cool, which ones?

Katie: Well they're burned CDs.

Carly: What's on them?

Katie: *hands over CDs*

Carly: *opens CD case* ....

Katie: What?

Carly: 'I Can't Stop Falling In Love With You', 'Love Break Me', 'Over You', 'I'll Be', 'Learn To Love Again', 'Miss You', 'Back To You'.....These are all love songs.

Katie: *grabs CD* Shut up. This is old.

Carly: Sure it is.

Katie: *punches Carly*

Carly: Ow. *rubs arm*

Anni: Hey can I see that CD?

Katie: Sure.

Anni: *throws CD out window*

Katie: ...

Anni: *smiles*

Katie: Excuse me, that was mine.

Anni: We don't need sappy love songs.

Katie: ...Some of them weren't sappy.

Anni: A love song is a love song.

Katie: Um, Calleigh's CD is practically love songs.

Anni: Yeah but they have class.

Katie: So alternative rock and easy listening is not class.

Anni: No, it's bad taste in music.

Katie: And I suppose you think loud music is any better.

Anni: It has a beat.

Katie: It doesn't have a beat, it doesn't have anything. It's noise.

Anni: I like....Noise.

Horatio: Who wants pancakes?

Calleigh: Why are you asking if we want pancakes?

Horatio: They're fun and...Pan...Cakey.

Speed: No one wants pancakes.

Katie: I kind of want pancakes.

Carly: Me too.

Jess: Me three.

Missy: Me four.

JC: Me five.

Delko: ME SIX! ME SIX!

Speed: *frowns*

Horatio: Come on Speed, lighten up.

Speed: I'll lighten up when Miami lightens down.

Horatio: What's that supposed to mean?

Speed: You ever wonder why you constantly wear shades? Because the hues on this end of the country explode into rainbow land. I don't want to feel like I'm on the front of a frickin fruit loops box.

Katie: *starts giggling*

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *coughs* Ahem, got something in my throat. WHO WANTS PANCAKES!

Missy: In Canada we call them flapjacks.

JC: Only YOU call them flapjacks. I call them crepes.

Missy: Crepes aren't the same thing.

Delko: I want mini doughnuts.

Carly: Oh man that sounds good.

Katie: Oh MAN I'm hungry.

Carly: Good. Horatio, I see a Dennys up the street.

Horatio: Okay.

Katie: *screams*

Carly: What, you don't like Dennys?

Katie: ...Can we...Go back to wanting to go to space?

TBC...........

 

[speedmonkey2]

Carly: Good. Horatio, I see a Dennys up the street.

Horatio: Okay.

Katie: *screams*

Carly: What, you don't like Dennys?

Well its not that I don't like Denny's its just...a long...and..very weird story lol.

But hmmm all of this talk of space kinda makes me want to go. lol. Ok, so not really I perfer to keep my feet on the ground and stable. lol.

Carly: 'I Can't Stop Falling In Love With You', 'Love Break Me', 'Over You', 'I'll Be', 'Learn To Love Again', 'Miss You', 'Back To You'.....These are all love songs.

And I'll be your crying shoulder. *sighs* 'Love Break Me' and 'I'll Be' are very good songs and Anni just threw those out the window. That wasn't very nice. lol.

And I'm sorry but I just love it when Timmy's all negative. I mean when he's happy it just scares me. lol. Anyways, update soon please.

 

[Finch]

:lol: Dennys! :lol:

:devil:

You Took A Hammer To These Walls

Dennys

Katie: *looking around* Anni if you say anything I'll beat you.

Anni: OH MAN did you see that hot waiter?

Katie: Yes which is why I wanted you to say NOTHING. You never listen.

Horatio: *puts on shades* They never listen.

JC: Stop that.

Horatio: Sorry.

Delko: They have nothing I want.

Speed: I'm sure they're sorry for not carrying your brand of toothpaste.

Delko: *frowns*

Anni: Okay look, look, look!

Katie: What? Where?

Anni: Over there, there he is. He's coming this way.

Waiter: What can I get for everyone today?

Katie: *starts giggling*

Anni: A napkin so she can wipe the drool.

Katie: *punches Anni*

Horatio: I'd like some pancakes.

Missy: Me too.

Calleigh: Me too.

Delko: Me too. Oh but do you have anything minty?

Waiter: ...Like...Mints?

Delko: EXACTLY! It's like we're telepathic or something.

Waiter: *writing things down*

Carly: I'd like a burger.

Waiter: No problem.

Jess: Pancakes for me.

Anni: Pancakes here too.

Waiter: And for you miss?

Katie: HA! He called me miss. *giggling* ...Um...Um...Uh...Do you come with the meal? *winks*

Waiter: *smiles*

Speed: I'll have water.

Waiter: Sure. *writes things down* And for you miss?

Katie: *elbow slips off table* AH! Uh...Pancakes is good. Teehee.

Waiter: *winks*

Katie: TEEHEE!

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: Can you pass me the crayons?

Speed: What the hell do you need crayons for?

Delko: I want to colour my map.

Speed: *hands over crayons*

Delko: Thank you.

Waiter: I'll have your drinks and everything in a few minutes. *walks away*

Anni: *sigh* Don't you just want to shove him up against a locker or something?

Katie: *sigh* I'd do way more than that.

Anni: *grabs Katie's hand* We're going to powder our nose.

Katie: ...I don't have powder.

Katie and Anni run off

Calleigh: Eric, stop shoving crayons up your nose.

Delko: Huh?

Near bathrooms

Anni: Okay okay okay, here's the deal. You go after him and I'll be the backup.

Katie: What do I need backup for?

Anni: Well you know, in case he rejects you, I can have him.

Katie: That's terrible.

Anni: Live in reality a bit.

Waiter: *walks over* Can I help you ladies with something?

Katie: I just wanted to tell you how much better this place is than Ihop.

Waiter: *lifts brow*

Katie: And now that I realize that was the dumbest thing I've ever said, you can reject me now.

Waiter: *laughs* You're cute.

Katie: TEEHEE!

Waiter: *smiles*

Katie: *sigh* I know that we've only known each other for a total of five seconds and I don't even know your name, but would you like my number?

Waiter: I think that would be great.

Katie: *slaps Anni* Get me a pen.

Anni: You want a napkin to write that on too?

Katie: Yeah.

Anni: *passes over napkin and pen*

Katie: *writing*

Anni: ...HEY you're putting down your real number.

Katie: *steps on Anni's foot*

Anni: OW! Haha, uh, *clears throat* Excuse me, I have to see how many tampons I can steal out of the machine. *runs away*

Katie: *hands over napkin*

Waiter: Thanks. By the way, my name's Sam.

Katie: Sam. *nods* Great name. I'm Katie.

Sam: Beautiful name.

Katie: It's not that great.

Sam: Matter of opinion I guess.

Katie: Yeah.

Sam: *stares at Katie*

Katie: *blushes*

Cook: HEY SAM! WHAT THE HELL!

Sam: Uh....Excuse me, I have some orders to deliver.

Katie: It's okay, go ahead.

Sam: Listen I'll uh, I'll call you later.

Katie: Great.

Sam: *walks away*

Katie: *sigh*

Anni: *runs over* Oh my God he's so cute. I mean, for a waiter and all.

Katie: *sigh*

Anni: Things are lookin' up for you.

Katie: I know.

Anni: Why don't we get back to the table.

Katie: Okay.

Table, after dinner

Delko: OW! I got some red crayon up there.

Speed: That's blood.

Delko: ...Ow.

Calleigh: Best pancakes ever.

Sam: *walks over* Anything else I can get for you tonight? *looks at Katie*

Katie: *smiles*

Horatio: I'll have a coffee.

Sam: No problem. Anything else?

Calleigh: Some tissue, his nose is bleeding.

Delko: Don't shove crayons up your nose. It's good advice which I should have followed.

Sam: I'll be back. *hands note to Katie, walks away*

Katie: ...

Anni: *whispers* What does it say?

Katie: *opens paper*

Anni: Well? What?

Katie: ...He wants to meet tonight.

Anni: Where?

Katie: The bar for a couple of drinks.

Anni: A couple? ...You do realize a couple for you is never...A couple.

Katie: I'm not going to drink anything.

Anni: So you're going?

Katie: Yeah. I think it's time I got out there.

Anni: Look at you go! All dating and stuff. That's cute.

Katie: Shut up.

Anni: *laughs*

Katie: Okay I will give you some credit for this one.

Anni: Thank you.

Delko: Geez, does it smell like copper in here or is it just me?

Speed: It's just you.

Delko: Pass me that spoon, I want to see up my nose.

Speed: ...Get it yourself.

Delko: I can't reach it.

Speed: It's right in front of you.

Delko: I'm lazy.

Speed: I will shove more crayons up your nose. I will.

Delko: ...*grabs spoon*

Bar, 10 pm

Katie: *sits down* You're here early.

Sam: I wanted to make sure you came.

Katie: You think I'd stand you up?

Sam: Of course not. Would you like a drink?

Katie: Coffee's fine.

Sam: No problem.

Waiter: *walks over* Can I get you anything?

Sam: Two coffees.

Waiter: Sure. *walks away*

Katie: So, where are you from?

Sam: I'm from Texas. I moved down here to take care of my sister.

Katie: Oh. And you work at a Dennys.

Sam: *lifts brow*

Katie: I mean, no, I mean...Well there are so many other places to work, why did you choose that?

Sam: Everyone has to start somewhere.

Katie: True.

Sam: So where do you work?

Katie: ..I don't work anymore. I used to, but I just couldn't work there anymore.

Sam: What happened?

Katie: A lot of stuff. It's been going on for a while now, and I guess things got too complicated.

Sam: Well, hopefully things will turn up.

Katie: Yeah....WOW I feel like we're speed dating or something.

Sam: *laughs* The only difference is we have more than five minutes to get to know each other. *holds Katie's hand*

Katie: *nervous smile* ...Great.

Sam: You sure you don't want a drink?

Katie: I'm fine.

Sam: It's on me.

Katie: It's okay.

Sam: Come on, one drink isn't going to hurt.

Katie: No. I'm okay.

Sam: Okay.

Katie: *nods*

Sam: So after this, where are we headed?

Katie: Uh...What do you mean?

Sam: My place or yours?

Katie: ...Uh...

Sam: *grabs Katie's hand* Come on, coffee can wait.

Street

Sam: You cold?

Katie: No, I'm fine.

Sam: You sure? I could give you my shirt.

Katie: No, that's okay. You keep your shirt on.

Sam: Why? I won't be needing it tonight anyway. *winks*

Katie: You know what? I really have to go do something, so it's been great knowing you.

Sam: *grabs Katie's arm* We're not finished yet.

Katie: Uh yeah we are. Goodbye.

Sam: *blocks Katie* So this is how you treat me after I bought you coffee?

Katie: With all due respect, we never actually drank it.

Sam: Does it matter? I try to do something nice and this is what I get.

Katie: *backs up* Look, why don't you go on a date with someone who doesn't care what happens to them.

Sam: Why do you think I picked you?

Katie: ...I'm going to go now and if you follow me, I'm calling the police.

Sam: Well I figure it takes around five minutes for them to get here, giving me plenty of time to snap your neck.

Katie: *gets out cellphone, runs*

Sam: *runs*

Katie: *dials*

Sam: If you run you'll only die tired!

Alley

Katie: *drops phone, trips*

Sam: *grabs Katie*

Katie: *screams*

Sam: *covers Katie's mouth* Shhh.

Katie: *frowns*

Sam: It's people like you that make me the most angry.

Katie: *bites Sam*

Sam: AH! *punches Katie*

Katie: *pushes Sam*

Sam: *falls backward*

Katie: *grabs cellphone* ....How can I have a dead battery? Oh this is great.

Sam: *grabs Katie's foot*

Katie: AH! *falls*

Sam: You're a strong little thing.

Katie: Little? *kicks Sam*

Sam: OW!

Katie: *runs off*

Sam: I'll find you again! And I won't buy you coffee!

Hummerhome

Delko: This movie sucks.

Speed: It doesn't suck.

Delko: How many times do we have to see 'A Walk To Remember' before the DVD dies?

Calleigh: I'd say at least 200 times.

Delko: Great.

Speed: I need a beer. *walks over to fridge*

Carly: You know what I was thinking? Landon's dad looks like Stetler.

Jess: I was just thinking the same thing.

Anni: Stetler doesn't have another job does he?

Carly: *starts singing X-files music*

Katie: *walks in*

Delko: ...Whoa, what happened to you?

Speed: *looks over*

Anni: Oh my God are you okay?

Katie: *drops purse on floor* I'm just super.

Carly: What happened?

Katie: You know that guy I went on a date with?

Carly: Yeah.

Katie: Well he had other plans.

Anni: Okay don't blame me, I didn't get you the date.

Katie: I know, it's not your fault.

Delko: But you're okay right? You want me to beat him up?

Katie: *laughs* It's fine Eric, and I'm fine.

Delko: Are you sure?

Katie: Yeah.

Delko: Well I'll break his legs the next time I see him.

Jess: Interesting visual.

Calleigh: Why don't you sit down for a bit.

Katie: I would, but I can't feel my feet and my ribs are killing me.

Carly: Did he punch you in the face?

Katie: Yeah.

Carly: Maybe we should get you cleaned up.

Katie: No, it's alright I'll do it myself.

Carly: Well at least let me help you put on some pyjamas.

Katie: It's okay guys. I'll do this on my own. *walks into bathroom*

Delko: Huh....Interesting.

Anni: She doesn't even seem...Mad.

Calleigh: I'll go talk to her. *walks away*

Speed: *sits on couch* Turn this movie off.

Delko: You wanted to watch it.

Speed: Calleigh wanted to watch it. I said it didn't suck.

Delko: Well...You suck.

Speed: That's mature.

Bathroom

Calleigh: *wipes Katie's face* Why didn't you call?

Katie: My cell phone died. No biggie though, I beat him and ran.

Calleigh: I'm sorry.

Katie: It's okay. No one has to be worried about me.

Calleigh: You could have been killed.

Katie: I guess that's the risk I take.

Calleigh: Did you want any help getting back to your room?

Katie: No, it's okay. *leaves*

Calleigh: ...Okay.

Living area

Delko: *looks at watch* Seriously, dude this movie has been dragging on for three hours.

Speed: The movie isn't three hours.

Delko: It feels like it's been three hours. If I have to hear "I might be bad at it" "That's impossible" ONE MORE TIME...

Calleigh: *sits down* Well she didn't want any help.

Delko: Why not?

Calleigh: She says she's fine.

Carly: She seems pretty calm for someone who was just attacked in an alley.

Delko: I can't take it anymore. I'm going to bed. *leaves*

Calleigh: Yeah I have to straighten my hair tomorrow so I need my beauty sleep.

Carly: Why would you need your beauty sleep for that?

Calleigh: Um so I can get beautiful.

Carly: That makes no sense.

Calleigh: *leaves*

Carly: Ah well, it's late so I have to hit the hay sometime too. *leaves*

Katie's room

Katie: *grabs shirt* OW. Okay ow, note to self. Don't move your arms.

Knock on door is heard

Katie: *sigh* Great. If I have to tell Eric one more time that I'm not sitting in the jacuzzi with him....*opens door* ....Speed.

Speed: ...I just um...I left Eric's new bear in here. I was hiding it.

Katie: Did you want it back?

Speed: Well he does. Eric didn't want to disturb you.

Katie: Oh. Well, come on in then.

Speed: *walks in*

Katie: *grabs pants* OW. Okay another note to self. Don't bend too far down.

Speed: Did you need some help?

Katie: No.

Speed: You've been standing here in your underwear for a half hour.

Katie: It's hot out.

Speed: *takes off shirt*

Katie: What are you doing?

Speed: Giving you my shirt. It buttons up so you won't have to lift your arms.

Katie: ...You don't have to do that.

Speed: *hands over shirt*

Katie: ...*grabs shirt* Thanks.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: So where's Eric's bear?

Speed: I must have left it in my room.

Katie: *lifts brow*

Speed: Good night. *leaves*

Katie: ...Okay.

TBC............

 

[speedmonkey2]

Whoa that was a long update and AWWWWWWWWWWWW! He gave me his shirt...wait a minute he gave me his shirt which means he's...not wearing one! Heck Yes. I mean...were divorced now that doesn't interest me at all.

And...ok i'm seriously creeped out over Denny's now. You think you know a person. Ok, well techically I didn't know Sam long enough to through him but ohhhh he said he'd be back thats not good. And holy bejeebus he tried to kill me! And i'm realy hyper if you haven't figured that out yet. lol.

Katie: Yes which is why I wanted you to say NOTHING. You never listen.

Horatio: *puts on shades* They never listen.

JC: Stop that.

Teehee. The whole "stop that" was the icing on the cake.

Oh my goshness. I. Queen of the Spider people turned down drinks? Well i guess its better to go with coffee then kill your liver. lol.

Katie: So where's Eric's bear?

Speed: I must have left it in my room.

Oh, sneaky sneaky. And awwwww ya know anytime something happens to me...well probably not everytime but some of the times, Eric always offers to protect me. Hmm...lol. I kid. Anyways that was a super long update but it kicked butt. Update soon please!

 

[CSI_in_training]

JC: OH! LET'S GET MARRIED IN SPACE!

Ah, what a JC thing to say. YAY! JC is getting married to Horatio! That'll be great! Oh, I so call being maid of honour!

Horatio: If you don't stop bickering back there, I'm going to turn this Hummerhome around and drive on the opposite side of the highway.

JC: Please don't do that.

yes, please don't! God, Eric and Speed are acting like children!

Missy: In Canada we call them flapjacks.

JC: Only YOU call them flapjacks. I call them crepes.

Missy: Crepes aren't the same thing.

Oh, another Canadians Say, Americans Say, JCs say! It's POP damn it!

Katie: HA! He called me miss. *giggling* ...Um...Um...Uh...Do you come with the meal? *winks*

Waiter: *smiles*

Bad, Katie! Although I have been known to flirt with the waiters, I have NEVER asked if they come with the meal!
^^ Aww! poor Katie, you have the worst luck with men, honestly! And Speed, giving you his shirt. He's really not ready to give up is he?

 

[Finch]

A Little Room To Breathe

Next morning

Katie: *pours coffee* I am not going to a spa.

JC: Come on you can get a facial.

Katie: My face has had enough.

Carly: You need some ice?

Katie: No.

Delko: I think you should get that facial.

Katie: Why?

JC: Because you promised to to ME!

Katie: *sigh* ...Fine.

JC: Yay! *hugs Katie*

Katie: OW.

Speed: *walks over, grabs cup*

Katie: *looks up*

Speed: *pours milk*

Katie: *stares at Speed*

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *looks down at counter*

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: *drinks coffee*

Speed: *sits on couch*

Katie: Oh geez I should probably call the girls.

Speed: I already did.

Katie: What?

Speed: You were asleep.

Katie: *frowns* Next time let me call them.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: ...Anni what are you doing?

Anni: I'm writing down everything that is said.

Katie: Why?

Anni: So I can publish a book someday and make billions.

Katie: ...Off of a conversation.

Anni: Yeah.

Katie: Why don't you just film everyone.

Anni: Hey good idea.

Katie: *shakes head*

Calleigh: *straightening hair*

Carly: You have cords everywhere.

Calleigh: I need to get this perfect.

Carly: Can't you do that in your room?

Calleigh: The lighting is better over here.

Carly: I've never seen someone use so much technology just to make their hair perfect.

Calleigh: And you've lived in Miami how long?

Katie: *walks over, trips on cord* AH! *falls down*

Carly: Are you okay?

Katie: Ow nosebleed, nosebleed. *holding face*

Anni: You need a tissue?

Katie: OW my leg. Ow, okay it hurts. I think I pulled something.

Jess: You're falling apart.

Katie: Thanks.

Jess: No problem.

Katie: *sits on couch*

Calleigh: My bad.

Katie: It's okay.

Speed: *hands tissues over*

Katie: Thanks Speed.

Speed: *frowns*

Katie: Alright I think if I don't move, I should be fine.

Carly: Well if you fall apart we can put you back together with super glue.

Katie: Oh joy.

Anni: Anyone know where I can buy a cheap video camera?

Delko: ...Radio Shack?

Katie: Hey Speed pass me an ice pack.

Speed: *hands over ice pack*

Katie: Thanks. AH IT'S COLD!

Speed: It's an ice pack.

Katie: ...You know what Speed? I-

Speed: Tim.

Katie: What?

Speed: It's Tim.

Katie: ...Why?

Speed: *stands, walks away*

Delko: Is there actually ice in ice packs?

Everyone: *looks at Delko*

TBC.........

 

[speedmonkey2]

...So I'm not allowed to call him Speed? Well way to burst my bubble. It just sounds weird when you call him Tim. I mean yeah thats his name and everything but seriously its like its...I dunno. But fine Tim it is. lol.

And aww poor me I just keep falling apart.

Carly: Well if you fall apart we can put you back together with super glue.

Katie: Oh joy.

Super Glue just seems to be the answer for everything in the RT doesn't it? lol.

Speed: *walks over, grabs cup*

Katie: *looks up*

Speed: *pours milk*

Katie: *stares at Speed*

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *looks down at counter*

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: *drinks coffee*

Speed: *sits on couch*

Ohhh you can cut the tension with a knife. lol. I just don't get it(and you think I should because its Speed and he goes through more emotions then Ross and Rachel go through break ups), I mean one minute he's being all nice and giving me his shirt so I won't have to move my arms as much and then the next he's being...Mr. Grouchy pants. Ok, I guess he wasn't really grouncy persay....

Anyways...Facial? About time lol that was like 2 threads ago. lol.

Delko: Is there actually ice in ice packs?

Everyone: *looks at Delko*

*pats Delko's head* Its not your fault your not...all there. lol. But that did make me giggle. Update soon please.

 

[ImissSpeed]

you're going into space.. that's awesome.. I wanna go to space too.. for real.. ;9.. just like Christer Fuglesang.. the first Swede in Space.. on Thursday the 7th he's going up with discovery....

stetler as a moviestar.. yeha right... my Rick!!!!