CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting

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:lol: Quickie! :lol:

Ah Jess, you crack me up.

Yeah the Teague thing will be revisited, don't worry. ;)

Dutchie said
Carlz, I had the same thought: Mari...Marisol...I sure hope Geni doesn't like that sort of twists, hehe. Hope we didn't give her ideas now
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Oh yes, I like those sorts of twists. Anyone here who knows me, can expect that. :p But no, her name isn't short for Marisol. I just find that name to be incredibly lame, and it probably isn't the most popular in Australia either. ;)

Btw, welcome to the thread!

Aww, I've only read this thread and I already have a pretty good image of Speed and Katie's marriage, lol.
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It's sad when two pages of the RT can give you an image of the relationship between two people. :lol: Well, of course, you haven't read the chapters from the second RT about Africa. :eek: ...Creeper Speed is a scary Speed.

As for Delko? He's always been a little short on brain cells in this story. :p

ImissSpeed said
love the relationshop speed has with Lori and Holly... they're so cute
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Agreed. He's just such a fatherly figure to his little girls, and they pretty much worship him. Well, Holly more than Lori. Lori's becoming more independant every day I suppose. - And her little lapse into 'you're the boss, I'm the slave' didn't help either of them. *sigh* More drama.

I should have more this afteroon!
 
Delko: *sits on the floor crying* I miss Miami!
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And miami misses you! Especially Missy, who's still in Miami!
Lori: Don't. I feel safer with him more than anyone else I've ever known so don't you dare even presume to think he would ever do that. *leaves*
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OH! Take that horatio, serves you right for butting in again. But Lori is right, she's had it way worse then anyone!
Speed: Katie left me before you were born, and I wasn't even in your life until you were almost a year old. And now you won't leave me alone.
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That is ironic...
Josh: And if she says get out?

Speed: Then I'll leave.

Josh: But you won't leave if I tell you to.
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Siblings don't listen to siblings, it's a rule of life.
JC: To Eric. It's in the Layout room.

Speed: We need that room for evidence.

JC: Well she's using it as a shrine. Tripp came in and lit a candle.
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That is AMAZING! Maybe now he'll notice that I love him! take that JESS! I gotta finish the rest later! Bye
 
Haha, I knew you couldn't keep them apart Geni! :lol: I love Lori and Holly... and Speed, of course :p
Sounds like we have some interesting storylines coming up :D Do I get to be involved in any of them?
And poor Eric, he just wants a friend. But I'm not sure giving him a bath is the best idea...
 
Creeper Speed is a scary Speed.
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*gasp* Geni, I am appaled that you would say such a thing. Creeper Speed is awesome! Right up until the part he starts chasing you around with an axe saying "Come out, come out wherever you are". lol.

Quicke? Hey there are nothing wrong with those! Sometimes that all you need to put your relationship back in order.

And I do think me and Tim are cute. Well thats just mainly because its Speed and hey...he's hot. Anyways....Jess gets a big storyline? Hmm...I wonder what that will be. And awwww the Teague thing gets revisted? I wonder what you have up your sleeve Ms. Geni. Update soon please!
 
Well, Creeper Speed won't be making an appearance anytime soon. :p

I Am By Your Side, Love Will Find You

Hotel, 2 am

Anni: Are you still awake?

Katie: Uh huh.

Anni: Why?

Katie: I can't sleep.

Anni: You're not going to go all kamikaze on your wrists are you?

Katie: No.

Anni: Good.

Katie: *sigh*

Anni: What.

Katie: Can I tell you a secret?

Anni: Sure but there's no guarantees that I'll keep it.

Katie: Well....Then there's no point. It wouldn't be a secret if you told everyone.

Anni: Well that my dear depends on whether it's juicy or not.

Katie: Oh it is.

Anni: Okay so spill.

Katie: Shh everyone's asleep.

Anni: No one cares. Besides, people in here only pretend to be asleep? See? *throws shoe*

Carly: *falls off bed*

Anni: ...My bad.

Katie: You'll tell everyone.

Anni: No I won't.

Katie: Yes you will.

Horatio: *walks in* Ladies...

Katie: *screams*

Horatio: ...The door was open.

Anni: What's up?

Horatio: We're going to have to come back to Hawaii another time. For now we have a case back in Miami.

Anni: What happened?

Horatio: Let's go.

Miami, next afternoon

Delko: Alright so what's the case?

Horatio: Dead stripper.

Delko: ....You called us back to Miami for a dead stripper.

Horatio: Not just any dead stripper. A dead stripper out in the ocean.

Delko: ...In the ocean.

Horatio: With a noose around her neck, and she's only half there because a shark got her.

Delko: ...

Horatio: I thought it was interesting.

Katie: Are you kidding me? I'm about ready to lose my lunch.

Delko: Where did it go?

Katie: ....*frowns*

Speed: *walks over* Alexx wants to see you, H.

Horatio: I'll get down to autopsy. *leaves*

Speed: *looks at Katie*

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Delko: ...Am I interrupting?

Speed: No.

Katie: No.

Delko: ...Anything you want to tell me?

Katie: I was just disgusted by the fact that Tim hasn't shaved in two days.

Speed: I'm disgusted by your short skirt.

Katie: At least it shows off my goods.

Speed: What goods?

Katie: Bite me you ass.

Speed: Shut up, bitch.

Delko: ...I'll just meander over to the layout room. *walks away*

Katie: *smiles*

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: ....*takes off ring* I'm going to sign those papers. *hands ring to Speed*

Speed: *grabs ring* Yeah.

Katie: This doesn't have to end horribly.

Speed: I know.

Katie: I just don't think we can be happy together. We were bound to drift apart anyway. I just want you to know that despite everything, you've always been my hero.

Speed: Well this beats getting a drink thrown in my face.

Katie: *laughs*

Speed: I'll go grab those papers.

Katie: *nods*

Speed: *walks away*

Katie: *sigh*

Anni: *runs over* I was just peeping from behind the garbage can and I couldn't help overhearing the breakup.

Katie: Yeah. It's for the best.

Anni: Okay I have a question.

Katie: Fire away.

Anni: Is he up for grabs now?

Katie: I hate to just trade him off like that. I mean, he's a man, not a hockey card.

Anni: What's the difference?

Katie: *frowns*

Anni: What?

Katie: I think he deserves a little better than that.

Anni: Oh no no, no I didn't mean it like that. Of course he does. *slaps Katie on the back* PSHA I was just joking.

Katie: Okay, well I have to go. *leaves*

Anni: ...Hmm now what should I do with my powers of seduction? *runs away*

TBC..........
 
Ohhh Anni! She finally gets to have a chance lol. YAY you!

Katie: ....*takes off ring* I'm going to sign those papers. *hands ring to Speed*

Speed: *grabs ring* Yeah.
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..WHAT! After what went down in Miami were still getting a divorce? I guess make up sex doesn't bring people together lol. But awwww it is kinda cute in a way. Teehee.


Katie: I was just disgusted by the fact that Tim hasn't shaved in two days.

Speed: I'm disgusted by your short skirt.

Katie: At least it shows off my goods.

Speed: What goods?

Katie: Bite me you ass.

Speed: Shut up, bitch.
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Ohhhhh *snickers* such negative language. I like it! But I will have to agree with Speedy boy. "What goods?" I have nothing back there. Perhapes Jess could give me some of her boobs lol. Well then I might get my butt stuck somewhere and that could be an ackward event. Udpate soon please!
 
:lol: *pats Colton on the back* Calm down there. :p

What I Want, What I Need

Morgue

Horatio: *places hands on hips*

Alexx: You want to take your shades off?

Horatio: What? I'm not wearing shades.

Alexx: Yes you are, look at all the monitors.

Horatio: AH! ....Oh I thought that was a bunch of bumble bees looking at me. Must be the orange hair. *takes off shades*

Alexx: Yeah must be.

Horatio: *squints*

Alexx: Something wrong?

Horatio: You ever feel like it's too bright in here?

Alexx: All the lights are off except the overhead.

Horatio: ...I hadn't noticed. And it it hot in here or is it just me?

Alexx: You havin' a heart attack or something honey?

Horatio: No, no I'm fine. *takes off overcoat* There, that's better.

Alexx: *lifts metal pan*

Horatio: ...What are you doing that for?

Alexx: I thought you were going to explode into a poof of dust for a second there.

Horatio: Why?

Alexx: You took off the coat for the first time ever.

Horatio: I take off my coat when I shower.

Alexx: Honey what you do in your house in your business.

Horatio: Okay so tell me about our girl.

Alexx: Shark got her from the waist down.

Horatio: What about the noose around her neck?

Alexx: The knot was tight because of the weight of her body. The noose tightened with every pull of gravity, so no hands were needed.

Horatio: Was she alive when the shark got her?

Alexx: No, the bite marks are post mordem.

Horatio: Okay so she was in the water.

Alexx: And you have an entire team too.

Horatio: What?

Alexx: Nothing.

Horatio: ...Anyway, I think we should be on the lookout for pirates.

Alexx: Why?

Horatio: Who else would throw her in the ocean?

Alexx: It's Miami. Everybody.

Horatio: Thank you Alexx. We, *puts on shades* are looking for a pirate. *leaves*

Alexx: *rolls eyes*

Trace Lab

Delko: Alright, we found some trace on the noose.

Speed: Yeah.

Delko: What was it?

Katie: *walks in*

Speed: It was epithelials.

Delko: But...You're Trace.

Katie: I got the results back from Valera. The DNA belongs to a male, and there's nothing in CODIS.

Speed: *looks at Delko*

Delko: Alright so I assume you sent the evidence off to DNA.

Speed: No I thought my magic pipet could do everything.

Katie: *hands over paper*

Speed: *grabs paper* Anything interesting about the DNA sample?

Katie: It was concentrated on the edge of the rope, near the cut end. Calleigh's narrowing down tool marks and I'm about to go examine the rope further for any other trace.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: Alright well, I'll see you two later. Bye Eric, bye Speed. *leaves*

Delko: ...So it's Speed now.

Speed: *lifts brow*

Delko: I'm just saying.

Speed: *nods*

Delko: So now that you're basically a single guy, what are we going to do tonight?

Speed: I have to take Holly to a concert recital tonight and Lori has to go to the bus station because her boyfriend is coming back.

Delko: Wow ruin all the fun.

Speed: Sorry.

Delko: Can't Katie do that?

Speed: I can't just dump two kids on her like that.

Delko: I thought you guys hated each other.

Speed: I already agreed to take Holly and Lori wherever they needed to go.

Delko: Well I just want you to know, if you need a place to stay, my place is always open.

Speed: Thanks.

Delko: So you thinking about dating?

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: ...Sorry.

TBC...........
 
Awww that conversation with horatio and Alexx was just hilarious. If I saw Horatio take off his jacket suit thinger I probably would have asked him if he was having a heart attack to.

Delko: So you thinking about dating?

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: ...Sorry.
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Awwww. Delko just wants someone to hang out with. lol. And how nice of Tim was it to offer to take the girls to wherever they needed to go. Teehee.

Horatio: I take off my coat when I shower.

Alexx: Honey what you do in your house in your business.
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Oh man I can so see Alexx saying something like that. lol. Update soon please!
 
Great updates geni .... jeez I thought that Katie and speed would actually stay together aftr the little affair thingy but wow really didn't see that coming!!!!! anywhoo great updates and can't wait for more
 
I had a whole long post, but the librarian logged me off because forums are agains the rules...note, I'm back on anyways.
Delko: ...I'll just meander over to the layout room. *walks away*
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This can not end well. *hides under shrine*
Alexx: I thought you were going to explode into a poof of dust for a second there.

Horatio: Why?

Alexx: You took off the coat for the first time ever.
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Coat and Sunnies, the man is seriously OCD!
Horatio: Thank you Alexx. We, *puts on shades* are looking for a pirate. *leaves*

Alexx: *rolls eyes*
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is it just me, or does Alexx seem unimpressed? Pirates? This could be so much fun! Oh, and Speed's being such a good dad! That's good to hear. I really thought they were getting back together...
So, my guess is Delko never made it to the layout room because he doesn't seem creeped out by the fact that there's a shrine there...
Good job Geni, you are my hero!
 
Katie: Are you kidding me? I'm about ready to lose my lunch.

Delko: Where did it go?
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Well really, if she knew that, it wouldn't be lost, now would it? :lol: :lol:

Ooh... pirates! Do they have big guns that make police cars blow up? Just a thought ;)
Great job, Geni
 
Pfft, I didn't like that episode so no. :p

Not The Time

Trace Lab

Katie: Hey I found some trace for you. It's a black substance.

Speed: *grabs evidence* Well gee you just cracked the whole case.

Katie: *rolls eyes*

Speed: *places substance under scope*

Katie: What is it?

Speed: I'm not that fast.

Katie: *places hands on hips*

Speed: Looks like some kind of latex. I'll have to break it down to get a defninitive answer.

Katie: I'll wait.

Speed: *lifts head* Don't you have a crime scene to process or something?

Katie: Well I could go walk out into the middle of the ocean, but I don't think even Horatio can walk on water.

Speed: *grabs pipet*

Katie: *crosses arms*

Speed: *processing evidence*

Katie: ...

Speed: There isn't much to see.

Katie: You think a pirate really killed the stripper? I mean you think he had the whole parrot-eye patch-wooden leg thing goin'?

Speed: Probably not.

Katie: *nods*

Speed: *walks over to GCMS*

Katie: How long is it going to take?

Speed: A couple of hours.

Katie: Fast machine.

Speed: It's new.

Katie: *sits*

Speed: What are you doing?

Katie: Horatio wants the results ASAP.

Speed: I'll call you when the results are in.

Katie: You won't even know I'm here.

Speed: *frowns*

Layout room

Delko: ....

Missy: *hiding behind shrine*

Delko: They finally made a museum to commemorate me. I'm movin' up in the world.

Missy: *lifts brow*

Delko: Ah man that's not even a good picture.

Missy: HEY! *runs over*

Delko: *screams*

Missy: You like it? You like it?

Delko: *laughs* You should start charging people admission to get in here.

Missy: *smiles* Thank you.

Delko: So is there any chance I can process this evidence in here?

Missy: ...But then I'd have to blow out the candles.

Delko: I'm sure you can re-light them.

Missy: But then the shrine would lose all it's effect.

Delko: What effect?

Missy: You know, that ambience.

Delko: ...Ambience?

Missy: *slaps Eric* GET WITH IT.

Delko: OW.

Missy: Oh I took your favorite teddy bear and put it in there.

Delko: What? You took Teddington Jay Behr?

Missy: I hope you don't mind.

Delko: He looks a little squished between the candles and the large piece of construction paper that's ever so slowly making it's way down to the flame.

Missy: Hmm, maybe I should have re-thought that.

Teddy catches on fire

Delko: MY BEAR!

Missy: MY SHRINE!

Delko: Grab a fire extinguisher! Grab a fire extinguisher!

Missy: I can't!

Delko: Why!

Missy: It'll sting me!

Delko: It's not a STINGuisher, it's an EXstinguisher!

Missy: I don't know where it is.

Delko: Use your shirt or something.

Missy: *frowns* I'm not wearing anything under it.

Delko: Oh, all the more reason to take it off. *winks*

Missy: ....WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Delko: *runs to wall* Oh here's the panel it's supposed to be in.

Missy: SUPPOSED to be?

Delko: Oh great....

smoke billows out

Trace lab

Speed: What the hell?

Katie: What?

Speed: *walks over to door* There's smoke.

Katie: So tell Eric to get the patch.

Speed: No. *grabs fire extinguisher, runs out*

Katie: ...Man he's fast.

Layout room 10 minutes later

Speed: What's your problem!

Delko: It was all my fault.

Speed: What?

Missy: What?

Delko: It wasn't her, it was me. I lit the candles.

Speed: You could have burned down the entire lab. There are toxic and explosive chemicles in here.

Katie: *lifts brow*

Delko: I didn't mean to.

Speed: I can't believe you haven't been fired yet.

Delko: Hey, I'm a good CSI.

Speed: Yeah but we have to keep you out of reach of flames.

Delko: So?

Speed: Grow up.

Delko: HEY. You have no room to talk mister 'I've slept with everyone at the lab'

Speed: This isn't about me.

Delko: It's always about you.

Speed: You almost burned down the lab! What if Horatio was here!

Delko: If he was here he wouldn't yell at me!

Speed: You're right because you'd be out of here so fast it would make your head spin!

Lab techs look over

Delko: You're not the boss.

Speed: If I was you'd be fired.

Delko: Well thank God you're not in charge. Half the people here would be fired.

Speed: What's that supposed to mean?

Katie: HEY! You guys are adults not three year olds out on the playground so KNOCK IT OFF.

Speed: *frowns*

Delko: *frowns*

Missy: *leaves*

Katie: *leaves*

Speed: I'll see you later. *walks away*

Delko: *glares*

TBC...........
 
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