karen999uk
Dead on Arrival
OMG update soon please!!!!!!!!!
I love the whole Anni/ Speed thing, and Cait is so cute.... when she's not puking
I love the whole Anni/ Speed thing, and Cait is so cute.... when she's not puking
CSI:Miami Road Trip: Seven Years of Bad Luck & Counting
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speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Wow how many times did I want to slap that woman Josh was talking to? Awww poor Carly, I swear you marry a Speedle and your life goes to hell. And she's pregnant! Awwwww. And what is up with me going to Paris huh? Seriously were like Ross and Rachel. except he already came after me on a plane and I kinda told him I hated him so I don't think that he's going to do that again. lol. Update soon please.
Almost Over Now
Miami Lab
Speed: *doing paperwork*
Josh: *runs in*
Speed: *lifts head* You in a hurry?
Josh: Where's Cait?
Speed: She's with Anni at her apartment.
Josh: Oh good.
Speed: Why?
Josh: I don't want her to worry.
Speed: ...Why would she worry?
Josh: No reason. Um, I have a question.
Speed: Go ahead.
Josh: It doesn't hurt to get shot, right?
Speed: ...Where are you going with this?
Josh: I have a problem.
Speed: You don't look shot to me.
Josh: No. Carly's been kidnapped.
Speed: What?
Josh: Yeah. We were at a restaurant in Pensacola and these guys came in looking for Jack Bradford and they were going to kill this kid but I made them not kill him and then they took Carly because she knows the f-
Speed: Whoa, slow down. First of all, everything effed up happens in Pensacola. Why were you even there?
Josh: Dinner.
Speed: Secondly, where did they take Carly?
Josh: The ocean. But she called me, and I wrote down the number. Can't we get the GPS and track her position or something?
Speed: Josh, calm down.
Josh: I can't calm down. This is my wife we're talking about.
Speed: I understand but we can't just start a nation-wide search because you have a phone number and hearsay from the bad guys.
Josh: THIS IS MY WIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! *throws microscope across room*
Speed: ...
Josh: I'll do this on my own if I have to.
Speed: No, Josh no you can't. It's too dangerous.
Josh: I don't care.
Speed: *walks over* Listen to me, anything you do can make the situation even worse. You don't know the proper protocol for this kind of thing.
Josh: Protocol. You think I'm going to follow some protocol.
Speed: You have to. You can't just go searching everywhere on your own.
Josh: Why not?
Speed: You'll get yourself killed.
Josh: If she comes back alive and safe, then so be it.
Speed: You're not going.
Josh: I am.
Speed: You are not. And you know what? Maybe it's all your fault she ended up like this in the first place.
Josh: How.
Speed: You shouldn't have said anything at the restaurant.
Josh: I had to. It's my job.
Speed: No it's not your job. Your job is to shut up and let them take what they want, not get your wife killed. Are you really that stupid?
Josh: *glaring*
Speed: I don't even know how you became a cop.
Josh: *punches Speed in the face*
Speed: *falls over table*
Lab techs look over, people stop in the halls
Speed: *stands, holds face*
Josh: You bastard.
Speed: *frowning* Josh, get out.
Josh: *looks around*
People are seen staring
Josh: ...You know, you're a really crappy brother. *leaves*
Speed: *shakes head*
TBC...............
Miami Lab
Speed: *doing paperwork*
Josh: *runs in*
Speed: *lifts head* You in a hurry?
Josh: Where's Cait?
Speed: She's with Anni at her apartment.
Josh: Oh good.
Speed: Why?
Josh: I don't want her to worry.
Speed: ...Why would she worry?
Josh: No reason. Um, I have a question.
Speed: Go ahead.
Josh: It doesn't hurt to get shot, right?
Speed: ...Where are you going with this?
Josh: I have a problem.
Speed: You don't look shot to me.
Josh: No. Carly's been kidnapped.
Speed: What?
Josh: Yeah. We were at a restaurant in Pensacola and these guys came in looking for Jack Bradford and they were going to kill this kid but I made them not kill him and then they took Carly because she knows the f-
Speed: Whoa, slow down. First of all, everything effed up happens in Pensacola. Why were you even there?
Josh: Dinner.
Speed: Secondly, where did they take Carly?
Josh: The ocean. But she called me, and I wrote down the number. Can't we get the GPS and track her position or something?
Speed: Josh, calm down.
Josh: I can't calm down. This is my wife we're talking about.
Speed: I understand but we can't just start a nation-wide search because you have a phone number and hearsay from the bad guys.
Josh: THIS IS MY WIFE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! *throws microscope across room*
Speed: ...
Josh: I'll do this on my own if I have to.
Speed: No, Josh no you can't. It's too dangerous.
Josh: I don't care.
Speed: *walks over* Listen to me, anything you do can make the situation even worse. You don't know the proper protocol for this kind of thing.
Josh: Protocol. You think I'm going to follow some protocol.
Speed: You have to. You can't just go searching everywhere on your own.
Josh: Why not?
Speed: You'll get yourself killed.
Josh: If she comes back alive and safe, then so be it.
Speed: You're not going.
Josh: I am.
Speed: You are not. And you know what? Maybe it's all your fault she ended up like this in the first place.
Josh: How.
Speed: You shouldn't have said anything at the restaurant.
Josh: I had to. It's my job.
Speed: No it's not your job. Your job is to shut up and let them take what they want, not get your wife killed. Are you really that stupid?
Josh: *glaring*
Speed: I don't even know how you became a cop.
Josh: *punches Speed in the face*
Speed: *falls over table*
Lab techs look over, people stop in the halls
Speed: *stands, holds face*
Josh: You bastard.
Speed: *frowning* Josh, get out.
Josh: *looks around*
People are seen staring
Josh: ...You know, you're a really crappy brother. *leaves*
Speed: *shakes head*
TBC...............
speedmonkey2
Head of the Graveyard Shift
Hmmmm angry Speed or angry Josh? So many choices. But ahhh put them together in a mud pit and its even better. Ok, that was supposed to come out as a joke and not as....yeah.
Awww I can see why Speed said what he did but I also know why Josh is acting the way he is. And really Speed has no room to talk because when he thought I was dead he went off and killed Ramierez if I remember correctly.
But awww *huggles Carly* I hope she's ok! Update soon please!
Awww I can see why Speed said what he did but I also know why Josh is acting the way he is. And really Speed has no room to talk because when he thought I was dead he went off and killed Ramierez if I remember correctly.
But awww *huggles Carly* I hope she's ok! Update soon please!
carlz31
Coroner
Gee Speed, show some concern...I mean, I'm only you're sister who law who happens to be preganant...geez man, could you act a little less concerned? Men...
Ohh go Joshie! hehe, angry Josh...well, at least he's concerned for my welfare...But Ohhhh FIGHT! TEEHEE! Is it weird of me that I found that totally cool?
Awww, poor Joshie...and I guess poor Speedy...and heck, poor me! *huggles Katie back* don't worry, I'm sure I'll be fine *looks around*
Uhh, well, anyways, please update soon
Men...Ohh go Joshie! hehe, angry Josh...well, at least he's concerned for my welfare...But Ohhhh FIGHT! TEEHEE! Is it weird of me that I found that totally cool?
Awww, poor Joshie...and I guess poor Speedy...and heck, poor me! *huggles Katie back* don't worry, I'm sure I'll be fine *looks around*
Uhh, well, anyways, please update soon
Still_RIP_Speed
Police Officer
Oh my word have just discovered this fan fic...love it!!!good work Geni!
Save the killer whales! ...I mean...Carly. :lol: You're not a killer whale. :lol:
Welcome to the thread Still_RIP_Speed.
Dead Or Alive
AV Lab
Josh: Trace this.
Jess: I beg your pardon.
Josh: I need a reverse directory on this.
Jess: Sorry Josh, I'm trying to locate Brad.
Josh: *sits in chair* Move.
Jess: What?
Josh: *pushes Jess' chair*
Jess: What are you doing?
Josh: *typing* Finding Brad.
Jess: Um, how do you know how to find him?
Josh: I find whoever kidnapped my wife, I'll find him.
Jess: ....Carly's missing?
Josh: Yes, she is. *typing*
Jess: Oh man...I'm sorry.
Josh: You know, I have had zero help today. None.
Jess: Did you ask Tim?
Josh: He wasn't interested in helping.
Jess: So that's why you took over the AV lab and pushed me out of the way.
Josh: Why is no one concerned that she's missing? The entire police department should be working on this. There should be people in the streets searching, and press conferences. No one's doing a damn thing.
Jess: ...Well...She's not even American.
Josh: *looks at Jess* Are you kidding me? I don't care if she's from the Amazon, she's a human being and deserves the same attention as everyone else.
Jess: The feds don't get involved unless it's an American citizen.
Josh: She's been here how long and she doesn't count?
Jess: I'm sorry. But no one's going to jump to the pump if you have nothing to go on.
Josh: I have a phone number, I witnessed the entire thing, I heard what they were planning, and no one wants my statement.
Jess: I'm sure they won't hurt her.
Josh: Have you ever been kidnapped?
Jess: Yeah I have.
Josh: Did you ever think people even cared if you went missing?
Jess: Of course.
Josh: I can't sit around here and do nothing.
Jess: I understand that, b-
Josh: No you don't understand. No one seems to understand.
Jess: ...
Computer beeps
Jess: It traced it?
Josh: Yeah.
Jess: What's that? It's blinking.
Josh: Looks like some kind of government number.
Horatio: *in doorway* Speedle.
Josh: *looks at Horatio*
Horatio: Jess, give us a minute.
Jess: Sure. *leaves*
Josh: What's up?
Horatio: I recieved a phone call this morning from a man named Thomas Cambell.
Josh: ...And?
Horatio: He works with the DEA as an undercover specialist. He was there when Carly was kidnapped.
Josh: He was one of the men.
Horatio: The same man who gave Carly the cellphone.
Josh: So he's helping her.
Horatio: No. He's making sure that things stay the way they should be so he can take down Bradford.
Josh: ...So he doesn't care about Carly.
Horatio: ...
Josh: Did he tell you where they were?
Horatio: That's classified.
Josh: They have a hostage, Horatio.
Horatio: He assured me that the situation was under control.
Josh: *stands* Under control? They have my wife on some boat, drugging her, and you think this is under control!
Horatio: I understand your frustratio-
Josh: No you don't! No one's understanding for some reason! What is with everyone today?
Horatio: I want you off the case.
Josh: Why?
Horatio: Because I said so.
Josh: No.
Horatio: Josh...
Josh: No, I'm not going to sit here while my wife gets killed in your controlled situation. I'm going to go find her.
Horatio: That wouldn't be a wise course of action.
Josh: Why not? Because I'll get arrested? I'd rather take jail time over burrying my wife.
Horatio: I want you to go home and we'll take care of it.
Josh: I'm tired of waiting. I'm going.
Horatio: Unfortunately this isn't your decision to make.
Josh: I promised her I'd find her.
Horatio: You might not be able to keep that promise if you go and get yourself killed out there.
Josh: I don't care.
Horatio: Josh, I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.
Josh: ...Fine.
Horatio: Thank you.
Josh: Mhm.
Horatio: *walks away*
Jess: *walks in with coffee* What was that about?
Josh: Nothing.
Jess: Boy you look mad. You never look mad.
Josh: *places hand on hip* I don't know what to do.
Jess: ...Sell some hand cream?
Josh: *rubs face* Not helping.
Jess: Haha, Katie told me how you chased Eric around the block and then he sat up in a tree all night. And you left your eyelash curler in Tim's room.
Josh: *blank stare* Are you trying to make me feel better, because it's not working.
Jess: Were you actually gay?
Josh: *frowns*
Jess: What? It's an honest question. Some people say you were, some people say you still are, and some people say you did it so that you wouldn't have to follow your dad and do what he did for a living.
Josh: Does it matter?
Jess: Yeah.
Josh: Why?
Jess: I'm curious.
Josh: ...Yes I was.
Jess: *GASP*
Josh: Oh big surprise. I USED AN EYELASH CURLER!
Jess: So what happened?
Josh: ...What are you talking about?
Jess: Well you went un-gay.
Josh: I don't think being gay is a problem. It's not like they're a different species.
Jess: Yeah but you're so...Manly now.
Josh: Manly men can be gay.
Jess: I know. So what happened?
Josh: I don't know what you mean.
Jess: Well you got married and had a kid.
Josh: You don't think gay people can get married and have kids?
Jess: Okay, are you gay or are you just defending your former lifestyle?
Josh: I'm not gay.
Jess: So what happened?
Josh: Why do you keep asking that?
Jess: ...Because you won't answer.
Josh: I fell in love with Carly.
Jess: WHOA she's talented. So if you hadn't met Carly, I'd have a lot of competition for Eric huh.
Josh: *glaring*
Jess: ...Or not.
Josh: I'm just so worried about Carly.
Jess: Why?
Josh: ...They sedated her. I mean, they drugged her.
Jess: I'm sure she'll be fine.
Josh: Yeah, she will be.
Jess: ...She's pregnant.
Josh: Yeah.
Jess: ...Come on, we're going for a drive.
Josh: Why?
Jess: Well you want to find her, right?
Josh: *smirks*
Jess: God I love it when you Speedles do that.
TBC...............
Welcome to the thread Still_RIP_Speed.
Dead Or Alive
AV Lab
Josh: Trace this.
Jess: I beg your pardon.
Josh: I need a reverse directory on this.
Jess: Sorry Josh, I'm trying to locate Brad.
Josh: *sits in chair* Move.
Jess: What?
Josh: *pushes Jess' chair*
Jess: What are you doing?
Josh: *typing* Finding Brad.
Jess: Um, how do you know how to find him?
Josh: I find whoever kidnapped my wife, I'll find him.
Jess: ....Carly's missing?
Josh: Yes, she is. *typing*
Jess: Oh man...I'm sorry.
Josh: You know, I have had zero help today. None.
Jess: Did you ask Tim?
Josh: He wasn't interested in helping.
Jess: So that's why you took over the AV lab and pushed me out of the way.
Josh: Why is no one concerned that she's missing? The entire police department should be working on this. There should be people in the streets searching, and press conferences. No one's doing a damn thing.
Jess: ...Well...She's not even American.
Josh: *looks at Jess* Are you kidding me? I don't care if she's from the Amazon, she's a human being and deserves the same attention as everyone else.
Jess: The feds don't get involved unless it's an American citizen.
Josh: She's been here how long and she doesn't count?
Jess: I'm sorry. But no one's going to jump to the pump if you have nothing to go on.
Josh: I have a phone number, I witnessed the entire thing, I heard what they were planning, and no one wants my statement.
Jess: I'm sure they won't hurt her.
Josh: Have you ever been kidnapped?
Jess: Yeah I have.
Josh: Did you ever think people even cared if you went missing?
Jess: Of course.
Josh: I can't sit around here and do nothing.
Jess: I understand that, b-
Josh: No you don't understand. No one seems to understand.
Jess: ...
Computer beeps
Jess: It traced it?
Josh: Yeah.
Jess: What's that? It's blinking.
Josh: Looks like some kind of government number.
Horatio: *in doorway* Speedle.
Josh: *looks at Horatio*
Horatio: Jess, give us a minute.
Jess: Sure. *leaves*
Josh: What's up?
Horatio: I recieved a phone call this morning from a man named Thomas Cambell.
Josh: ...And?
Horatio: He works with the DEA as an undercover specialist. He was there when Carly was kidnapped.
Josh: He was one of the men.
Horatio: The same man who gave Carly the cellphone.
Josh: So he's helping her.
Horatio: No. He's making sure that things stay the way they should be so he can take down Bradford.
Josh: ...So he doesn't care about Carly.
Horatio: ...
Josh: Did he tell you where they were?
Horatio: That's classified.
Josh: They have a hostage, Horatio.
Horatio: He assured me that the situation was under control.
Josh: *stands* Under control? They have my wife on some boat, drugging her, and you think this is under control!
Horatio: I understand your frustratio-
Josh: No you don't! No one's understanding for some reason! What is with everyone today?
Horatio: I want you off the case.
Josh: Why?
Horatio: Because I said so.
Josh: No.
Horatio: Josh...
Josh: No, I'm not going to sit here while my wife gets killed in your controlled situation. I'm going to go find her.
Horatio: That wouldn't be a wise course of action.
Josh: Why not? Because I'll get arrested? I'd rather take jail time over burrying my wife.
Horatio: I want you to go home and we'll take care of it.
Josh: I'm tired of waiting. I'm going.
Horatio: Unfortunately this isn't your decision to make.
Josh: I promised her I'd find her.
Horatio: You might not be able to keep that promise if you go and get yourself killed out there.
Josh: I don't care.
Horatio: Josh, I'm not asking you. I'm telling you.
Josh: ...Fine.
Horatio: Thank you.
Josh: Mhm.
Horatio: *walks away*
Jess: *walks in with coffee* What was that about?
Josh: Nothing.
Jess: Boy you look mad. You never look mad.
Josh: *places hand on hip* I don't know what to do.
Jess: ...Sell some hand cream?
Josh: *rubs face* Not helping.
Jess: Haha, Katie told me how you chased Eric around the block and then he sat up in a tree all night. And you left your eyelash curler in Tim's room.
Josh: *blank stare* Are you trying to make me feel better, because it's not working.
Jess: Were you actually gay?
Josh: *frowns*
Jess: What? It's an honest question. Some people say you were, some people say you still are, and some people say you did it so that you wouldn't have to follow your dad and do what he did for a living.
Josh: Does it matter?
Jess: Yeah.
Josh: Why?
Jess: I'm curious.
Josh: ...Yes I was.
Jess: *GASP*
Josh: Oh big surprise. I USED AN EYELASH CURLER!
Jess: So what happened?
Josh: ...What are you talking about?
Jess: Well you went un-gay.
Josh: I don't think being gay is a problem. It's not like they're a different species.
Jess: Yeah but you're so...Manly now.
Josh: Manly men can be gay.
Jess: I know. So what happened?
Josh: I don't know what you mean.
Jess: Well you got married and had a kid.
Josh: You don't think gay people can get married and have kids?
Jess: Okay, are you gay or are you just defending your former lifestyle?
Josh: I'm not gay.
Jess: So what happened?
Josh: Why do you keep asking that?
Jess: ...Because you won't answer.
Josh: I fell in love with Carly.
Jess: WHOA she's talented. So if you hadn't met Carly, I'd have a lot of competition for Eric huh.
Josh: *glaring*
Jess: ...Or not.
Josh: I'm just so worried about Carly.
Jess: Why?
Josh: ...They sedated her. I mean, they drugged her.
Jess: I'm sure she'll be fine.
Josh: Yeah, she will be.
Jess: ...She's pregnant.
Josh: Yeah.
Jess: ...Come on, we're going for a drive.
Josh: Why?
Jess: Well you want to find her, right?
Josh: *smirks*
Jess: God I love it when you Speedles do that.
TBC...............
Still_RIP_Speed
Police Officer
well all love it jess when speedles do that....hey I know shes a character-but I do agree!!!!
carlz31
Coroner
Wow, gee, thanks Horatio...I feel so special. No-one in the lab cares about me...except Josh...and Jess. I mean, geez, I've lived in Miami since before Riley was born...and that was forever ago...do something government!!!
Aww yay! Joshie and Jess are going to find me *raises fist* take THAT Horatio! And wow...I changed Joshie...hehe, I was just thinking that it was a few short threads ago when Joshie was gay and chased Eric around the house and tried to sell hand cream to Katie :lol: Wow, now even that seems like so long ago...
anyways please update soon..
(And oh yeah! I am NOT a killer whale)
Aww yay! Joshie and Jess are going to find me *raises fist* take THAT Horatio! And wow...I changed Joshie...hehe, I was just thinking that it was a few short threads ago when Joshie was gay and chased Eric around the house and tried to sell hand cream to Katie :lol: Wow, now even that seems like so long ago...
HAHA! go the Speedle smirk! TEEHEE!! Save me Joshie and Jessie! *flails*
anyways please update soon..
(And oh yeah! I am NOT a killer whale
)CSI_Trainee
CSI Level One
Great updates geni, haha jess is helping josh out that is really nice of her. and OMG carly got kidnapped that sure is a bad thing.... seat gripping heart pumping greatness asalways can't wait for more!!
:lol:
Are you kidding me? I kill people off all the time! ...Well, okay so that's an overstatement because if it was all the time, there wouldn't be any characters left.
Bon Soir Ma Chérie
Anni's apartment, 8 pm
Speed: *walks in* Hey.
Anni: Dinner's ready.
Speed: *puts keys on table* Dinner.
Anni: I cooked.
Speed: I can see that. What did you cook?
Anni: A ham and vegetables. The potatoes are mashed, I hope you don't mind. And there's a cold beer waiting for you too.
Speed: ...Where's Anni and what did you do with the body?
Anni: *smiles* I thought I'd make you a nice home-cooked meal. Cait!
Cait: *runs over*
Anni: Did you wash up?
Cait: Yup.
Anni: Okay. *picks up Cait, sits her at table* You ready for supper?
Cait: Yay!
Anni: *runs over to stove* The gravy's comin'!
Speed: *looks around* Did I just fall into an alternate reality?
Anni: *puts gravy on table* Come eat. You must be starving.
Speed: *sits* You didn't have to do this.
Anni: *hands over salt* How as work?
Speed: *frowns* You never ask me how work was.
Anni: Alright, sorry I asked.
Speed: ...Sorry. Uh, wasn't Josh supposed to pick up Cait?
Anni: He called. Said he was doing some searching so he wasn't going to be able to pick her up.
Speed: Well you must be tired of her already.
Anni: Nah, I did her hair and took her to the toy store. I bought her a giant teddy bear.
Speed: Really.
Anni: Yeah I figured since she left her other bear at home, I'd get her a new one. I hope that's okay because I used your credit card.
Speed: How did you get my credit card?
Anni: ...I took it from your wallet when you were asleep.
Speed: You were in my room when I was asleep?
Anni: ...No.
Speed: Anni...
Anni: I'll pay you back.
Cait: *munching on vegetables*
Speed: ...She never eats vegetables.
Anni: We had a long talk today about eating our greens.
Speed: Ah.
Anni: Oh and I picked up your dry cleaning for you and hung it in your closet. Except one of the people dropped detergent all over the black shirt so I spent an hour scrubbing it out. It's fine now.
Speed: ...
Anni: You really need to use a different detergent for your other clothes. I washed the rest of them for you and used a softer more mild soap so the collars won't irritate your neck when you move around. And I buttoned up all the cuffs because they were all messy. Did you want me to take in those pants that you had on yesterday, because they look a little long.
Speed: ...*blinks*
Anni: I shined your shoes too, I hope you don't mind. And OH I had your mail sent to this address for now so everything won't get confused.
Speed: ...
Anni: Cait, grab the cup with both hands.
Cait: *grabs cup*
Anni: Thank you. Tim, you haven't touched your steamed vegetables.
Speed: ...You did all of that...Today.
Anni: Well Cait helped me clean the apartment too.
Speed: ...
Anni: What? Is there something wrong?
Speed: No. I just can't believe you...Did all of that.
Anni: Well your wife left you, your daughter moved away, your brother hates you and your sister-in-law has been kidnapped. It's the least I can do.
Speed: *nods slowly*
Cait: I want cheese.
Anni: *hands over cheese* Besides, when was the last time you had a home cooked meal?
Speed: ...Not in a while.
Anni: I was thinking about getting a new couch. The old one's kind of falling apart. What do you think?
Speed: You want my opinion on furniture?
Anni: Well you'll be living here for a while. I thought I'd get your opinion before I go out buying furniture for the apartment. Y'know, because when you bring dates over, you want a comfortable couch.
Speed: ...Dates?
Anni: Yeah. And don't worry, if you want to bring someone over, just leave the door locked and I'll go sleep in the Humma. I still have a key.
Speed: I don't think I'll be dating.
Anni: Oh come on! You have to get back out there in the social world! You've been away from it far too long. You have to get your confidence back and be a man.
Speed: ...I thought I was a man.
Anni: You need to have variety in your life.
Speed: Right.
Anni: How's the ham?
Speed: ...Hammy.
Anni: Good.
Cait: *tugs on Anni's sleeve* Anni.
Anni: Yes?
Cait: I wanna go play.
Anni: Alright, but don't mess up your room.
Cait: Okie. *runs off*
Anni: Although that won't help, but ah I tried.
Speed: You ever think about going out and dating?
Anni: Been there, done that. It's all the same once you've been at it a while. Never really found the right person though. Sure, some of the guys are sweet and some of the guys just want one thing, but it's made me realize that I can't give up my independance for anything.
Speed: Yet you want me to go out and date.
Anni: It's a little different for guys. Dating, is like a game. There are two sides. One side will win, and the other side will lose. The winning side gets to take home a foxy lady, and the loser gets to spend the rest of the night in the bar shooting down vodka on the rocks.
Speed: And what about the guy who wants to settle down?
Anni: That's a whole different category.
Speed: And which end of the dating game are you usually?
Anni: I'm usually with the guy who thinks he's going to win.
Speed: And then you reject him.
Anni: Sometimes the ball has to be in my court.
Speed: You ever met the guy who wanted to settle down?
Anni: A lot of the time, those men are already married. *drinks beer*
Speed: *nods* So have you ever thought about doing the whole marriage thing?
Anni: *smiles* I'm...Yeah I'm not good enough for anyone.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Anni: *grabs plates, walks away*
TBC...............
Are you kidding me? I kill people off all the time!
...Well, okay so that's an overstatement because if it was all the time, there wouldn't be any characters left.Bon Soir Ma Chérie
Anni's apartment, 8 pm
Speed: *walks in* Hey.
Anni: Dinner's ready.
Speed: *puts keys on table* Dinner.
Anni: I cooked.
Speed: I can see that. What did you cook?
Anni: A ham and vegetables. The potatoes are mashed, I hope you don't mind. And there's a cold beer waiting for you too.
Speed: ...Where's Anni and what did you do with the body?
Anni: *smiles* I thought I'd make you a nice home-cooked meal. Cait!
Cait: *runs over*
Anni: Did you wash up?
Cait: Yup.
Anni: Okay. *picks up Cait, sits her at table* You ready for supper?
Cait: Yay!
Anni: *runs over to stove* The gravy's comin'!
Speed: *looks around* Did I just fall into an alternate reality?
Anni: *puts gravy on table* Come eat. You must be starving.
Speed: *sits* You didn't have to do this.
Anni: *hands over salt* How as work?
Speed: *frowns* You never ask me how work was.
Anni: Alright, sorry I asked.
Speed: ...Sorry. Uh, wasn't Josh supposed to pick up Cait?
Anni: He called. Said he was doing some searching so he wasn't going to be able to pick her up.
Speed: Well you must be tired of her already.
Anni: Nah, I did her hair and took her to the toy store. I bought her a giant teddy bear.
Speed: Really.
Anni: Yeah I figured since she left her other bear at home, I'd get her a new one. I hope that's okay because I used your credit card.
Speed: How did you get my credit card?
Anni: ...I took it from your wallet when you were asleep.
Speed: You were in my room when I was asleep?
Anni: ...No.
Speed: Anni...
Anni: I'll pay you back.
Cait: *munching on vegetables*
Speed: ...She never eats vegetables.
Anni: We had a long talk today about eating our greens.
Speed: Ah.
Anni: Oh and I picked up your dry cleaning for you and hung it in your closet. Except one of the people dropped detergent all over the black shirt so I spent an hour scrubbing it out. It's fine now.
Speed: ...
Anni: You really need to use a different detergent for your other clothes. I washed the rest of them for you and used a softer more mild soap so the collars won't irritate your neck when you move around. And I buttoned up all the cuffs because they were all messy. Did you want me to take in those pants that you had on yesterday, because they look a little long.
Speed: ...*blinks*
Anni: I shined your shoes too, I hope you don't mind. And OH I had your mail sent to this address for now so everything won't get confused.
Speed: ...
Anni: Cait, grab the cup with both hands.
Cait: *grabs cup*
Anni: Thank you. Tim, you haven't touched your steamed vegetables.
Speed: ...You did all of that...Today.
Anni: Well Cait helped me clean the apartment too.
Speed: ...
Anni: What? Is there something wrong?
Speed: No. I just can't believe you...Did all of that.
Anni: Well your wife left you, your daughter moved away, your brother hates you and your sister-in-law has been kidnapped. It's the least I can do.
Speed: *nods slowly*
Cait: I want cheese.
Anni: *hands over cheese* Besides, when was the last time you had a home cooked meal?
Speed: ...Not in a while.
Anni: I was thinking about getting a new couch. The old one's kind of falling apart. What do you think?
Speed: You want my opinion on furniture?
Anni: Well you'll be living here for a while. I thought I'd get your opinion before I go out buying furniture for the apartment. Y'know, because when you bring dates over, you want a comfortable couch.
Speed: ...Dates?
Anni: Yeah. And don't worry, if you want to bring someone over, just leave the door locked and I'll go sleep in the Humma. I still have a key.
Speed: I don't think I'll be dating.
Anni: Oh come on! You have to get back out there in the social world! You've been away from it far too long. You have to get your confidence back and be a man.
Speed: ...I thought I was a man.
Anni: You need to have variety in your life.
Speed: Right.
Anni: How's the ham?
Speed: ...Hammy.
Anni: Good.
Cait: *tugs on Anni's sleeve* Anni.
Anni: Yes?
Cait: I wanna go play.
Anni: Alright, but don't mess up your room.
Cait: Okie. *runs off*
Anni: Although that won't help, but ah I tried.
Speed: You ever think about going out and dating?
Anni: Been there, done that. It's all the same once you've been at it a while. Never really found the right person though. Sure, some of the guys are sweet and some of the guys just want one thing, but it's made me realize that I can't give up my independance for anything.
Speed: Yet you want me to go out and date.
Anni: It's a little different for guys. Dating, is like a game. There are two sides. One side will win, and the other side will lose. The winning side gets to take home a foxy lady, and the loser gets to spend the rest of the night in the bar shooting down vodka on the rocks.
Speed: And what about the guy who wants to settle down?
Anni: That's a whole different category.
Speed: And which end of the dating game are you usually?
Anni: I'm usually with the guy who thinks he's going to win.
Speed: And then you reject him.
Anni: Sometimes the ball has to be in my court.
Speed: You ever met the guy who wanted to settle down?
Anni: A lot of the time, those men are already married. *drinks beer*
Speed: *nods* So have you ever thought about doing the whole marriage thing?
Anni: *smiles* I'm...Yeah I'm not good enough for anyone.
Speed: *lifts brow*
Anni: *grabs plates, walks away*
TBC...............
Why am I getting this distinct feeling that the drugs that were found in Josh's car are no longer there? Why do I have a feeling that Anni got all that done because of those drugs? Why do I have the feeling that I am getting my facts confused and Speed and Anni never had the drugs to begin with? Why do I keep typing my response in questions?
Do I want you to update soon?
Do I want you to update soon?
carlz31
Coroner
Wow...Anni is hyper..really really hyper....but geez Anni, stop mothering my kid. Now she probably likes you better than me...at least you give her cookies
For goodness sake, you'd think more that TWO people would care that I'm about to die...geez. Horatio is probably too busy tending to his Hummerhome to notice
anyway, please update soon
AWWWW I remember when little Lori had to do that...so cute!
*cough* What do you mean by that?! *pouts*
For goodness sake, you'd think more that TWO people would care that I'm about to die...geez. Horatio is probably too busy tending to his Hummerhome to notice
anyway, please update soon
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