CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

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Speed: *shakes head* No. I'm going to shoot and ask questions later this time. *walks away*

Katie: ...Hmm...That's actually kind of hot.
hahahah oh I crack my self. Well more like you crack me up Geni, but I think you know what I mean lol.

And aww poor Holly wanted to help, Lori wants to shoot someone. I'm not so sure if I like that idea though. Its not just the here and now you have to worry about its the long side effect you have of killing someone you have to worry about. And I seriously sound like my psychology teacher. lol.

Holly: ...What if I stop watching Blue? Can I help then?
Aww that poor thing, she's so cute.

And ohhh Timmy yelled. Is it wrong that I yelled "Heck yes" when I read that? lol. Hehe. But awww Timmy doesnt want to lose any more babies. Well after all of them that he's lost I wouldn't want to either. lol. But Lor calling him a man whore was the icing on the cake! lol. Update soon please!
 
Well I guess they'll have to deal with the pyschological later. :p

How Much They're Loved

Lobby

Speed: Alright Alison's in prison so there's not much she can do from there.

Katie: You think she hired someone?

Speed: She probably knows a few people, yeah.

Katie: Okay so what now?

Speed: *looks up*

Katie: What?

Speed: You see that guy over there?

Katie: Yeah. Bigass black trench coat and shades? Looks really conspicuous?

Speed: Watch out for him.

Katie: So they followed us.

Speed: They've probably been following us all night.

Katie: Great, so there's no point in leaving Lori and Holly in the hotel room.

Speed: I think we should get back up there.

Katie: How? They'll have the elevators cornered.

Speed: Stairwell.

Katie: Alright.

Stairwell

Speed: *pulls out gun*

Katie: Where did you get another one?

Speed: I have more than one.

Katie: Okay so we have to walk up twenty floors? I better be getting in shape for this.

Speed: You're already perfect.

Katie: How flattering.

Speed: *tilts head*

Katie: Shh shh, I see a guy.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: Black trenchcoat.

Speed: *shakes head* This is like a game for her. They're easily identifiable. Which means there are a lot.

Katie: How did she hire that many people?

Speed: She's kniving. She also has sex appeal.

Katie: Oh gee, so I'm glad you didn't fall for it.

Speed: I almost did.

Katie: Really.

Speed: That's a story for another time. HEY!

Guy: *turns around*

Speed: *pulls trigger*

BAM BAM BAM

Guy rolls down the stairs

Katie: I think you got him.

Speed: *opens guy's jacket* A gun.

Katie: We'd better be getting a huge vacation out of this.

Speed: Duck.

Katie: *ducks*

Speed: *pulls trigger*

BAM BAM

Another guy falls down the stairs

Katie: ...You saw him?

Speed: I heard him.

Katie: Do you enjoy this or something?

Speed: Come on. *grabs Katie's hand*

Katie: They probably have the stairs covered.

Speed: We'll probably have to be careful then.

Katie: You think?

Hotel room

Speed: *runs in* Lori.

Lori: What?

Speed: *looks down*

Lori: I killed him.

Speed: You did?

Lori: He came in here all 'look what I can do' so I took him out. I don't have time for all that garbage.

Katie: That's my girl.

Holly: I threw a pen at him! I threw a pen at him!

Speed: Why is the window broken?

Lori: I threw the second guy out there.

Speed: I'm not even going to ask how you did that.

Lori: Can I help now?

Speed: Yeah come on.

Katie: Holly, I'm going to drive you to see Jessie and Carly okay?

Holly: Okay.

Halls

Lori: This is so exciting.

Speed: Yeah maybe the first time it is.

Lori: You know, dad you're pretty cool.

Speed: *looks at Lori*

Lori: What? I can give a compliment.

Speed: Yeah.

Lori: So can I date Ash?

Speed: Not the time.

Lori: Oh but it's the time to go out killing hit men. Man this feels like some strange video game.

Speed: It's not.

Lori: I know that.

Speed: Then why did you say it?

Lori: AH! There's one!

Speed: *pulls trigger*

BAM BAM

Lori: ...You ever think about buying a silencer?

Speed: Why?

Lori: There's three more guys.

Speed: *sigh* Great.

Guy1: Don't move!

Lori: What if my nose gets itchy?

Speed: *steps in front of Lori*

Lori: Oh great. I don't think you're bullet proof.

Guy2: *pulls trigger*

Speed: *lifts gun*

BAM BAM BAM

Guys run off

Speed: *staring ahead*

Lori: ...Dad? *walks around front* Oh my God.

Speed: *coughs*

Lori: What do I do? Dad what do I do?

Speed: *falls over*

Lori: *kneels* Dad!

Speed: Go find...Your mother.

Lori: I'm not going to leave you here.

Speed: *frowns*

Lori: You think you can walk a few feet? I can hide you.

Speed: Are you kidding me?

Lori: Get up.

Speed: *stares at Lori*

Lori: GET UP!

Speed: *grabs wall*

Lori: Come on. *grabs Speed*

Speed: *stands*

Lori: You okay?

Speed: *looks at Lori*

Lori: Okay so biggest understatement of the year. Come on, I'll get you into one of the rooms.

Speed: Go find your mother.

Lori: No. I'm staying with you. I'm not going to have you die on me because you're too damn stupid to look after yourself.

TBC..........
 
OMG! I just screamed like Chandler when he saw Monica's poofy hair. Geni! Seriously you CAN NOT be doing this to me right before I go to bed. It was all good he called me perfect, he took down some guys, Lori shot a gun, HOlly threw a pen and then bam! You have to go and do what you just did there in the end. I'll admit I always get excited when Speedy boy gets hurt in the Rt, I don't know why I'm just weird like that. But oh man I'm all typing realyl fast and its probably not making any sense. But oh man UPDATE SOON, please.lol.
 
Ok. This may sounds cold, but....I didn't kill him. :lol:

Ok. Sorry. Seriously, Poor Speed. I bet he'll be fine....He better be.
 
Yep you didn't kill him. :lol:

And Katie you're making lots of sense. Come on, look where you are. The thread that NEVER makes sense. :p

Praise You

Hotel room

Lori: Where were you hit?

Speed: My side.

Lori: How badly?

Speed: I don't know.

Lori: Let me see.

Speed: *nods*

Lori: *lifts Speed's shirt* Oh gross.

Speed: That helps.

Lori: It doesn't look that bad. *presses on wound*

Speed: AH! FU-

Lori: Hey. If I can't say it, you can't either.

Speed: Sorry.

Lori: Mom's at the Humma so it's just you and me for now.

Speed: Lori you need to find help.

Lori: Nonsense. I'm going to fix you up.

Speed: What?

Lori: Do hotel rooms have some sort of cotton?

Speed: The sheets.

Lori: Great. *runs over to bed* Keep applying pressure to that wound.

Speed: What are you doing?

Lori: *rips sheets* I need something to hold the material together. *looks around* You have gum or something?

Speed: No.

Lori: Safety pin?

Speed: No, what are you doing?

Lori: *runs over* Okay I'm going to wrap the wound in this. Don't worry, it's thick.

Speed: Where did you learn this?

Lori: You don't think I was ressourceful on the streets?

Speed: You repaired bullet wounds?

Lori: A few. *wraps wound*

Speed: OW.

Lori: Yeah it's going to sting. You just got shot.

Speed: Gee don't remind me.

Lori: Think about something else.

Speed: Why?

Lori: It won't hurt as much. *ties sheets into a knot*

Speed: *groans*

Lori: Sorry. Come on, we have to get out of here.

Speed: Yeah. *stands*

Lori: You okay?

Speed: Yeah.

Lori: Come on.

Speed: Which one of us is the parent?

Lori: Shut up.

Outside

Lori: We need a cab or something.

Speed: Yeah.

Lori: *looks around*

Speed: We do not have time for this.

Guys running toward them

Speed: Come on.

Lori: *runs*

Alley

Lori: This way.

Speed: Where?

Lori: *opens door* Up here, I know a place.

Speed: You know a place? I don't even know a place.

Lori: *opens door* In here.

Speed: You hung out here?

Lori: Yeah.

Speed: Remind me to ground you.

Lori: *closes door*

Guy kicks down door

Lori: *screams*

Speed: *punches guy in the face*

Guy falls

Lori: *nods* Nice.

Speed: Thanks.

Lori: Come on, out the fire escape.

Speed: *runs to window*

Lori: *looks down* How many guys are there? Seriously.

Speed: Maybe she had some sort of club.

Lori: *rolls eyes*

Speed: The roof?

Lori: ...Maybe.

Roof

Speed: *looks around*

Lori: Alright what now?

Speed: We find a way down.

Lori: We're not jumping are we?

Speed: No.

Guys burst through door

Lori: They're faster than friggin race cars.

Speed: *backs up*

Lori: *backs up*

Guys walk closer

Speed: *backs up*

Lori: *grabs Speed's arm* Now would be a good time NOT to get shot or I'm screwed.

Speed: *looks at Lori*

Lori: Sorry. WE'RE screwed.

Guys walk closer

Guy1: *sings fist*

Speed: *grabs guy, pushes him*

Guy1 falls over edge of building

Lori: Geez.

Speed: *punches second guy*

Guy3: *pulls out gun*

Speed: *kicks guy*

Guy3: *falls over edge*

Guy4: *pulls out gun*

Lori: *jumps on guy*

Speed: *grabs guy's gun*

Guy4: *throws Lori*

Lori: AH! *falls onto roof ground*

Speed: *frowns* You son of a bitch. *grabs guy*

Guy4: *swings fist*

Speed: *ducks*

Guy4: *punches Speed in the stomach*

Speed: AH!

Lori: LEAVE HIM ALONE! *scratches guy*

Guy4: OW!

Lori: *bites guy's arm*

Guy4: Get off of me!

Speed: *grabs guy by the hair*

Guy4: *punches Speed*

Speed: *falls over*

Lori: *lunges for guy*

Guy4: *falls backward*

Suddenly gets windy

Speed: What the hell?

Lori: What is that? And why does it look like a Hummer?

Speed: Get in.

Lori: I don't even know what that is!

Speed: It's a helicopter get in!

Lori: I'm not leaving you!

Speed: Move it!

Lori: *runs for helicopter, jumps in*

Speed: *runs for helicopter*

Guy4: *grabs Speed's leg*

Speed: *falls*

Guy4: You're not getting away. *punches Speed in the face*

Lori: DAD!

Guy4: *punching Speed*

Lori: *jumps out of helicopter, onto guy* You son of a bitch. *pushes guy off side of the building*

Helicopter lands on roof

Delko: *runs out* You shouldn't have jumped out.

Lori: You're sure a sight for sore eyes.

Delko: Katie called. Is he okay?

Lori: *kneels* Dad? Dad!

Delko: Come on let's get him away from here.

Lori: Yeah.

Hospital, 2 hours later

Katie: *runs in, latches onto Speed*

Speed: Ow.

Katie: THANK GOD! *hugs tighter*

Lori: *sigh*

Horatio: *walks over* Looks like you need some ice.

Speed: What I need is a vacation.

Lori: *hugs Speed*

Speed: Ow.

Delko: *walks over* All of the guys involved were hired last week. All of them recieved ten thousand dollars to do the job.

Horatio: Where did Alison get that kind of money?

Delko: Credit card scams from prison.

Horatio: Looks like she didn't get what she paid for huh.

Delko: *nods*

Speed: What the hell took you guys so long? I got shot.

Katie: WHAT? Where?

Lori: His side. He was trying to protect me...Stupid ass.

Speed: I thought I told you not to swear.

Lori: I just survived hand in hand combat with four hit men on a roof in the middle of Miami. I can say whatever the hell I want.

Katie: *laughs*

Horatio: Why don't we head out in the Hummerhome tonight.

Delko: Sounds good. I'll go to the Humma and grab Jess and Carly.

Katie: Holly can stay with Josh.

Delko: Alright I'll let them know. *leaves*

Horatio: Meet me outside.

Speed: *nods*

Katie: *sigh* I should have helped.

Lori: He had me.

Speed: I'd be dead if Lori wasn't there.

Lori: HA. I win.

Katie: Let's go.

Speed: Yeah.

Lori: Wait...I can come on a road trip?

Speed: You've been on lots.

Lori: I don't remember them ...What about Ash? I can't just leave him and skip school.

Katie: Then you can stay home and babysit Holly.

Speed: NO.

Katie: *looks at Speed*

Lori: *looks at Speed*

Speed: No no. Our kids are coming with us this time.

Lori: *smiles* Really? I can skip school?

Speed: Just this once.

Lori: Sweet! *runs off*

Katie: ...That's not a good idea.

Speed: I don't care.

Katie: Since when do you not care?

Speed: Since now.

Katie: Huh....Interesting.

Speed: What?

Katie: Nothing. *walks away*

Speed: *lifts brow*

TBC...........
 
Yay....Speed's ok. :) And they're going back to the Hummerhome. Woohoo....When the Hummerhome's A Rockin' Don't Come A Knockin'. lol :lol: Please update soon. :)
 
*screams* Speed got shot!
:lol: Lori called her dad a whore :lol:
That was seriously so great! Yay! Time to get back on the road! Looking forward to more :D
 
Oh look at Lori she went all...Chuck Norris on there butts. lol. And yay! Speed's ok! Awww the kiddies are coming on the Road Trip that should be interesting.

Katie: Since when do you not care?

Speed: Since now.

Katie: Huh....Interesting.

Speed: What?

Katie: Nothing. *walks away*

Speed: *lifts brow*
Hmm...that is interesting isnt it? lol. But yay were back on the road! I wonder where were going. Update soon please!
 
OH MY GOSH So much happened and I'm just NOW finding out! Damn, that's what I get for doing three hours of chem homework.

Okay let's see, WOOOO GO LORI! Man, she kicked ass. She should definatly be a CSI or some sort of crime fighting figure one day lol. Poor Speed got shot again, that makes.......5? now? lol. You know what? The Speedle's are one kickass family. And I bet you Holly will grow up one day to be like them too. YEAH DELKO way to come to the rescue! Good thing Katie called them. WOO Road Trip! Partayyy on the hummerhome! hahah Can't wait for more Geni!
 
All These Thoughts I've Wasted

Hummerhome, 2 am

Horatio: Okay, we're off to Hawaii.

Calleigh: Hawaii? Why?

Horatio: We haven't been.

Colton: This is so awesome. I haven't been on a road trip forever. So do things still run the same way?

Anni: Nope. I'm in charge. Horatio's just the mascot.

Colton: Really?

Anni: *laughs* I like him. He's so innocent.

Jess: *hugs Delko* I'm so happy you're okay.

Delko: I had the chopper.

Jess: Oooh a pilot. I like that.

Delko: *smiles*

Jess: Hee.

Carly: ...I can't believe I left Josh alone. I miss him already.

Katie: You left Holly with him right? I don't want to expose her to all of this stuff.

Carly: Yeah she's asleep in the Humma. Josh said he'd bring her back to our place tomorrow.

Katie: *sigh* Good.

Speed: Lori's asleep in her room too.

Katie: She has a room?

Speed: In here she does.

Katie: She must have been tuckered out from all of that action.

Speed: Yeah.

Katie: *hugs Speed*

Speed: *winces*

Katie: Are you okay?

Speed: I just got shot.

Katie: Oh sorry.

Horatio: Oh it's raining.

Anni: Weather in Miami? That's new.

Carly: Yeah I thought it was supposed to be forever a hue of florescent orange and red with a tinge of green.

Anni: That can make someone really sick after a while.

Carly: Well I wouldn't mind green, but if I have to see bright pink again...

Anni: Tell me about it.

Anni/Carly high five

Jess: ...Where's Missy and JC?

Horatio: ...Uh oh.

Katie: You forgot them?

Horatio: I left a note.

Katie: What note?

Horatio: It says "On an RT, be good. Your god, H-C."

Speed: ...That's a terrible thing to say.

Horatio: JC will understand it. Besides, they'll have a case.

Speed: How do you know?

Horatio: Because here in Miami, we....Never -

Carly: Shut up?

Horatio: I was going for 'close'.

Carly: Ah. My bad.

Jess: ...Can someone tell Speed and Katie to stop making out on the couch?

Delko: Nah, it's free paperview.

Anni: SEE? HE KNOWS ABOUT THE FREE PEEPS!

Delko: Of course, who doesn't?

Anni: And yet I'm still jelous.

Carly: You have...Someone...Right?

Anni: I have myself. I'm tired of kissing myself goodnight every night.

Carly: You do that? How pathetic.

Anni: Thank you.

Jess: Hehe, I'm finally not the one alone.

Anni: You all suck monkey butts. NO. Monkey butts on fire. NO. Monkey butts on fire, with poisonous fangs. NO. Monkey butts on fire with poisonous fangs and milticoloured eye power. HA.

Everyone: ...

Anni: Hey at least I got them to stop making out.

Katie: IN YOUR FACE!

Anni: That's so not cool.

Katie: TEEHEE.

Speed: Knock it off.

Katie: NEVER!

Speed: *whispers into Katie's ear*

Katie: 0_0

Anni: *rolls eyes*

Katie: Okay I'll keep quiet.

Speed: *smirks*

Katie: TEEHEE!

Anni: Way to go.

Katie: TEEHEE!

Anni: Shut up already.

Katie: TEEHEE!

Anni: *throws shoe*

Speed: Ow.

Anni: Look what you've done.

Speed: *rolls eyes*

Katie: *tugs Speed's shirt* I got a question.

Speed: What.

Katie: ...*tugging Speed's shirt*

Speed: What are you doing? I thought you had a question.

Katie: Yeah but see, lookie, this is more fun.

Speed: *grabs Katie's hands* Let go of my shirt.

Katie: I don't have a choice. You have my hands. TEEHEE.

Speed: *angry sigh*

Katie: Sorry. I'll be good.

Delko: Does this mean we get to take the Hummercraft to Hawaii?

Katie: TEEHEE! HECK YES!

Speed: *kisses Katie*

Jess: Finally, he shut her up.

Anni: I hate you all.

TBC.........
 
HAHAHAHA Oh Anni. Money multicolored eye power! Man alive she cracks me up. And aww me and Speedy were all making out and stuff. Teehee. I win! Poor Anni doesn't have anyone though, well atleast she hasn't almost died more then 10 times. lol.

Katie: *tugs Speed's shirt* I got a question.

Speed: What.

Katie: ...*tugging Speed's shirt*

Speed: What are you doing? I thought you had a question.

Katie: Yeah but see, lookie, this is more fun.
Oh man the whole 'lookie" thing cracked me up and I have no idea why. But hey atleast we with people we know vs. being at a Denny's or in like some random bathroom or something (heehee) *coughs* Anyways awww were going to Hawaii YAY!
 
Horatio: It says "On an RT, be good. Your god, H-C."
HAHAHA Your God hahahaha omg I keep laughing I'm too damn hyper that was good Geni lol

Horatio: Because here in Miami, we....Never -

Carly: Shut up?
HA I laughed so hard at that. That was so perfect, and I was saying it with him, and I said "close" and then I read it and I was like OH! lol Yay! Carly put him in his place!

Katie: TEEHEE!

Anni: Way to go.

Katie: TEEHEE!

Anni: Shut up already.

Katie: TEEHEE!

Anni: *throws shoe*

Speed: Ow.

Anni: Look what you've done.
The TEEHEE machine! lol I love it when Katie does that it always gives me a good laugh!

Speed: *kisses Katie*

Jess: Finally, he shut her up.

Anni: I hate you all.
HA that was an AWESOME way to end that chapter. Poor Anni needs someone to kiss her goodnight lol. Awwww we're out having an RT and JC and Missy are at home doing a case, I feel bad lol. Something tells me JC won't "understand" as H says. He thinks he's God *raises fist* damn the man! lol Great update Geni, but damn now I need a cold shower.........RAHH lol
 
Horatio: Because here in Miami, we....Never -

Carly: Shut up?

Horatio: I was going for 'close'.

Carly: Ah. My bad.


MY GOD that was hillarious D::D:D
 
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