Hey, more than halfway to a new thread.
...That is if I keep going.
How We Swore We'd Never Change
Apartment
Katie: Hey! Mister Miami!
Speed: *walks in* Yeah.
Katie: Where were you?
Speed: No where.
Katie: Taste this. *shoves spoon in Speed's mouth*
Speed: *swallows*
Katie: Is it okay?
Speed: *coughs* I think you need some more practice at making spaghetti sauce.
Katie: *smirks* I didn't see you trying to make it.
Speed: Pizza's more of my specialty.
Katie: *laughs*
Speed: Is Lori in bed?
Katie: Yeah.
Speed: *sigh*
Katie: What?
Speed: Nothing. How are you feeling?
Katie: I'm fine.
Speed: You sure?
Katie: *smiles*
Speed: What?
Katie: If this was a few years ago, where do you think you'd be right now?
Speed: Probably sitting in my house in nothing but my underwear, holding a beer and watching porn.
Katie: *laughs*
Speed: Well, minus the porn.
Katie: Yeah sure.
Speed: Your spaghetti's burning.
Katie: What? NO! *runs to kitchen*
Kitchen
Katie: *throws cloth on counter* We need a bigger house.
Speed: *walks over, wraps arms around Katie* Funny you should mention that.
Katie: Mmm why.
Speed: You know Miami Beach right?
Katie: Yeah.
Speed: And you know how the ocean is right there right?
Katie: Yeah.
Speed: And then there are those canals with the everglades backing right into those lots right?
Katie: ....Yeah.
Speed: And then there's those neighborhoods that have perfect lawns and expensive cars, and boats tied out back, and trees all over the place right?
Katie: *narrows eyes* Yeah.
Speed: We have a new shack in that neighborhood. Easy to get to.
Katie: *slaps Speed* Stop that.
Speed: I'm serious.
Katie: *lifts brow*
Speed: ...Okay I'm kidding.
Katie: *sigh*
Speed: It's actually a house, not a shack.
Katie: You bought a house?
Speed: *shakes head* Nah, I didn't buy anything.
Katie: *crosses arms*
Speed: Horatio bought it.
Katie: What? Why?
Speed: He had some loose change.
Katie: How MUCH loose change?
Speed: He didn't tell me and I didn't ask.
Katie: Are you serious?
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: Why did he buy us a house?
Speed: He figured since we have two kids, we're going to need a bigger place.
Katie: He knows?
Speed: I kind of let it slip.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: Ow.
Katie: How big is this house?
Speed: Big enough.
Katie: If you're jerking me around I'll beat you.
Speed: What, you want a picture?
Katie: Yeah.
Speed: *hands over picture*
Katie: HOLY SAINT POPSICLE STICKS BATMAN! We don't have enough money to pay for the bills and everything.
Speed: You got a raise.
Katie: I did?
Speed: How does CSI Level Two sound?
Katie: I'M NOT EVEN A LEVEL ONE YET!
Speed: Well now you outrank Eric.
Katie: HECK YES!
Speed: No kidding.
Katie: Okay so Horatio did all of this how?
Speed: I don't know.
Katie: He really is the best boss in the world. What do we owe him?
Speed: He said not to worry about it.
Katie: Well that's Horatio alright.
Speed: Yeah.
Katie: And when were you going to tell me?
Speed: As soon as I got home but you shoved sauce in my mouth.
Katie: Sorry.
Speed: Hot too.
Katie: It wasn't that hot.
Speed: I wasn't talking about the sauce.
Katie: *narrows eyes* You play a tricky game.
TBC............