*looks around* Hey if you want to risk it, sure.
Worried About How This Thing Will Turn Out
Georgia
Horatio: Okay team thank you for meeting me up here.
Delko: Well you said 911 on the pager.
Speed: What's this about?
Calleigh: Yeah.
Horatio: Our suspect is headed out of state.
Calleigh: Where'd she go?
Horatio: Tripp's looking at the map now. Frank?
Tripp: *folding map everywhere*
Horatio: Frank?
Tripp: I can't get this damn thing open.
Delko: *takes map*
Horatio: The evidence we found leads me to believe that our suspect is heading west.
Speed: What did you find?
Horatio: *empties evidence bag*
Calleigh: Ooh a revolver.
Delko: ....Cowboy boots? That's what made you think she's heading west?
Horatio: Mhm.
Calleigh: I left my baby with Missy and JC because you want to go to Texas?
Horatio: No of course not.
Calleigh: Okay.
Horatio: We're going to Wyoming.
Speed/Delko/Calleigh: WHAT!
Horatio: ...Is that a problem?
Speed: You made me drive the Hummerhome up here so we could go on a ROAD TRIP?
Horatio: Yes.
Speed: And is there a reason I had to bring Katie and Lori along?
Horatio: Eric had to bring everyone else.
Calleigh: I'm going to take care of my child. *walks to Hummerhome*
Speed: We're not going on a Road Trip.
Horatio: Oh yes we are. I want to find her.
Speed: Who cares. We've been chasing her for two months and we haven't found her. Let someone else deal with it.
Horatio: She left this revolver behind and these boots.
Speed: So?
Horatio: So the revolver's fake.
Delko: ...Why would she leave a fake revolver?
Horatio: I was watching the news this morning, and there's a Wild West contest in Wyoming.
Delko: So? I don't see her going to find entertainment after spending months running from the police.
Speed: Well...It's a good place to hide and make some money.
Horatio: That's the spirit. Come on, we're going to Wyoming.
Delko: I bet Jess will be happy to hear that.
Hummerhome, 11 am
Jess: THAT'S RIGHT! IN YOUR UGLY FACES! 'Cept Eric. I love your face.
Delko: *smiles* Why thank you.
Speed: Sit down, you're making people dizzy.
Jess: *twirling around* NEVER!
Katie: *grabs Jess*
Jess: AH! *falls down*
Calleigh: *holding a crying baby* I don't know why I had to tag along.
Horatio: You're our resident southerner.
Calleigh: Wyoming's near the Montana border. That's nowhere near the south.
Horatio: We're going to need an undercover cowgirl to get in.
Calleigh: *laughs* Oh no. I'm not pretending to be a cowgirl to get you into some Wild West thing.
Horatio: I doubt they'd let me in.
Calleigh: Try them.
Carly: I got your costume. *pulls out costume*
Calleigh: HA. I have a child, I can't go.
Jess: I'll take care of him.
Calleigh: *hugs baby tighter* I don't think so.
Horatio: Speed, you're her date.
Speed: Oh no I don't think so.
Horatio: No one else has stubble.
Carly: I got your costume too.
Speed: ...I...Have a child too?
Horatio: Too bad.
Katie: *slaps Speed* Be a cowboy.
Speed: It's humiliating.
Katie: What about that Brokeback Mountain remake we did?
Speed: No one was gay in that remake.
Katie: So be a straight cowboy and win the cowgirl's heart.
Speed: The last time I did that, we ended up with a baby.
Katie: Okay bad example.
Calleigh: I agree.
Speed: Does that kid ever stop crying?
Calleigh: He's like you. He likes to whine.
Speed: I don't whine.
Calleigh: Yes you do.
Speed: No I don't.
Calleigh: Yes you do.
Speed: No, I don't.
Calleigh: Yes, you do.
Speed: Eric tell her I don't whine.
Delko: You're whinning right now.
Speed: No I'm not.
Delko: Yes you are.
Speed: No I'm not.
Delko: Yes you are.
Speed: I'M NOT!
Delko: YOU ARE!
Baby cries louder
Speed: *frowns* That kid needs a muzzle.
Calleigh: Maybe he doesn't like you.
Speed: *narrows eyes*
Anni: Can I be the cowgirl?
Speed: No.
Anni: Ah damn. I was actually willing to do it too.
Calleigh: Here, you take him. I have to pee.
Speed: *takes baby* Thanks for sharing.
Calleigh: No problem. *walks away*
Baby stops crying
Speed: *looks down*
Anni: Ho ho boy he sure knows who's daddy.
Speed: *frowns* I'm pretty sure he doesn't know.
Katie: Tim...It's glaring at me.
Speed: What? No he isn't.
Katie: Yes he is.
Speed: His eyes are closed.
Katie: Well yeah he is now because of the soultry sound of your voice.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Calleigh: *walks back* Give him.
Speed: Be my guest.
Calleigh: *takes baby*
Lori: ...Daddy I don't get it.
Speed: Don't get what?
Lori: Why are we going to Wymoming?
Jess: IT'S WYOMING!
Lori: ...*lifts brow*
Speed: We're going because Horatio has nothing better to do.
Lori: Oh. Okie dokie.
Horatio: Speed...
Speed: Sorry.
Katie: *slaps Speed*
Speed: What was that for?
Katie: I don't know.
Speed: You slapped me for no reason.
Katie: Yeah. It must be like tourrets or something.
Speed: *rolls eyes*
Lori: *hugs Speed's arm*
Speed: *looks down* What?
Lori: Eric's sticking Cheez-its in his nose.
Speed: *frowns*
Delko: *pushing Cheez-it up nose* Huh?
Calleigh: Eric get that out of your nose.
Delko: I got bored.
Anni: Yeah we see that.
Lori: *tugs Speed's shirt* Daddy?
Speed: What.
Lori: Georgia smells funny.
Speed: What are you talking about?
Lori: It smells like...Old chairs.
Katie: Well Georgia is a very strange place. Never ever move here. You're better off in Florida with the old people.
Speed: That's a terrible thing to say.
Katie: Yeah but I scared her good.
Lori: I'm not scared.
Katie: Okay then how about...AXE MAN!
Lori: *frowns* Momma I'm not stupid.
Katie: Damn. *slaps Speed*
Speed: What was that for?
Katie: Everytime she outsmarts me, you get a slap.
Speed: That's not fair.
Katie: Why?
Speed: She's already smarter than Eric, there's no telling what she's capable of.
Katie: *narrows eyes*
Speed: I mean...I love you.
Katie: That's better.
TBC..........
