CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)

Here's my newest thought....

Not Landing

Scene: Speed and ALexx at the resturaunt


Rory: You need any help with that?

Khandi: I oculd dress a dead man in my sleep

Rory: I'm leaving that one alone....

Director: Cut!

Rory: *confused* What? I said all of my lines...

Director: You've got something up your sleeve, don't you?

Rory: * stares blankly at the director*

Director: Don't give me that 'I'm an angel look' ... This is the first time EVER that you have said your lines correctly. What kind of scam are you running? *crew start to giggle*

Rory&Khandi: *stare at each other blankly*

Director: I know you got some catastrophe that you have planned.. * paranoid*

Rory: Dude, lay off on the conspiracy therories. I'm just doing what I'm paid minimally for....

Director: I'm not buying it, I've got my eye on you, Cochrane....

Rory: * to khandi* and the elevator just stopped.... *crew snickers loudly*


Take 2

Rory: YOu need some help with that?

Khandi: I could dress a dead man in my sleep...

ROry: I'm leaving that one alone...

Director: Cut! What was that look Cochrane??*twitching*

Rory: What look? I was saying my LINES!!

Khandi:* to Rory* What's up with him?

Rory: I dunno, some animals might've gotten loose on the nut farm * looks at the director who is having massive tics and mimics the crazy motion*....

*Crew and Khandi laugh hard*

Director: * talking to himself* I know he's going to do something, he's only got four days, four days left...

Rory: * to the crew* Someone needs to make areservation for a nice, comfy, padded room * walks away*. Get me when the nutty professor calms down....

* Crew is laughing hysterically now*



Very lame, but I thought hey, why not??? :)

:lol: :lol: The director is really losing it. :lol: I can just see Rory looking all confused at him.
 
k i have one from losing face...again dont blame me if its stupid....

take one
Emily: smells good!
adam: cafe cubano, puts hairs on your chest.
emily: dont you say the sweetest things? *trips and brings speed down with her* hi rory!
rory: *tries to hold back laughter* new heels?
emily: *laughs* yah.
director: okay guys lets start from the top.

take two
Emily: smells good?
Director: cut! its not a question emily. your line says "smells good!" no question mark.
Emily: its not my fault! it actually smells like BO!
Director: *sigh* from the top please, Emily.

take three
Adam: cafe cubano, puts hair on your chest.
Emily: dont you say the sweetest...ADAM WATCH OUT FOR SPEED'S LEG!!
Adam: *trips and falls spilling his coffee on speed*
Rory: *sniffs and makes a face* ugh...what did you make this *makes air quotes* "coffee" out of?
propmaster: ummmm *looks at package* coffee beans...sugar....water....oh and sawdust.
rory, emily, adam: ew.
*laughter*

take three
emily: dont you say the sweetest things?
rory: nice cakes
emily: oh...charming
david: *laughs while watching the tv*
Director: *laughs*

the end lmao haha
 
thank you...i was inspired by watching losing face and looking at speedy's beautiful stubble and beautiful eyes, and the obvious talleigh in it...i will do some more later cause i fell asleep before wet foot/dry foot ended...im still kicking myself about it.
 
OH MAN STUBBLE...Ahem... Great bloops guys, they had me on the floor! :lol:
 
ok i owe this idead to speed_cochrane who gave me the idea when i posted a talleigh piccie in the talleigh shipper thread so i owe this to her.

season 2 blood moon

Rory: I'll meet you outside
Emily: Excuse us
*rory opens the door and holds it open for emily his fingers slip and it hits Emily in the face knocking her to the floor

Emily: OWWWW!
Rory: oh sh** bleep bleep bleep. Em, oh my god are you ok
Emily: Nods...yeah..i'm fine...I don't think you broke anything
Rory: *smiles lightly* i'm so sorry
Director: Emily are you sure your ok?
EEmily: I'm fine Bill let's just do the scene

act 2

Emily: Excuse us
*rory hold open the door and yet again it slips from his hands and emily falsl down
Emily: RORY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?
Rory: I'm sorry its an accident my hands are all sweaty!
Emily: *holds her nose* why are ur hands sweaty?
Rory: Its flippin hot in here! *mutters* not really
Director: Emily are you ok?
*nods*
Director: Ok let's take it one more time. Rory for christ sake hodl onto the door

act 3

Rory: I'll meet you outside
Emily: Excuse......
Rory: Us.
Emily: I know my line
Rory: then why didn't you say it
Director: Let's take it again please

act 3

Emily: Excuse us
*rory walks over and hold up the door emily walks halfway but stops, Rory looks back*

Rory: Cal...come on.
Emily: I'm sorry i'm afraid your going to hit me in the head with door again

yeah ok that was lame
 
Shootout

Take 1

Eric and Calleigh investigates the perimeter of a hospital

Adam: *bends down on the road side* A piece of metal. Some sort of design on it. Probably a dubb.
Emily: A what!?
Eric: *smiling* A dubb. The things on the side of the car. The spinners..
Emily: *confused* Spinners..??
A red convertible zooms in and stops beside them. The top lifts open and Rory appears wearing sun-glasses*.
Rory: A dubb Emily. Those thing on my wheels. Yeah. That's a dubb.*gestures to the things spinning in his wheels*
Emily: *grins and gawk* What are you- Oh my gawd! A convertible! How did you-
Rory: Pretty ain't she. Mr You-Know-Who gave me the money to keep me away from the set. But I...I couldn't..So I bought this to entertain you guys..*smirks at Director*
Adam: *stares* Whoa Rory. This is awesome.
Rory: C'mon! Ditch the set! We'll go for a ride in this baby!*smiles proudly*
David, Khandi and Sofia: We're coming too! *hops into car*
Director: *screaming after them* RRROOOOOORRRYYYYY!!!!!!

I LoOove it when Rory is involved! :D :D
 
Shootout

Take 1

Eric and Calleigh investigates the perimeter of a hospital

Adam: *bends down on the road side* A piece of metal. Some sort of design on it. Probably a dubb.
Emily: A what!?
Eric: *smiling* A dubb. The things on the side of the car. The spinners..
Emily: *confused* Spinners..??
A red convertible zooms in and stops beside them. The top lifts open and Rory appears wearing sun-glasses*.
Rory: A dubb Emily. Those thing on my wheels. Yeah. That's a dubb.*gestures to the things spinning in his wheels*
Emily: *grins and gawk* What are you- Oh my gawd! A convertible! How did you-
Rory: Pretty ain't she. Mr You-Know-Who gave me the money to keep me away from the set. But I...I couldn't..So I bought this to entertain you guys..*smirks at Director*
Adam: *stares* Whoa Rory. This is awesome.
Rory: C'mon! Ditch the set! We'll go for a ride in this baby!*smiles proudly*
David, Khandi and Sofia: We're coming too! *hops into car*
Director: *screaming after them* RRROOOOOORRRYYYYY!!!!!!

I LoOove it when Rory is involved! :D :D

Awwww that would have made that scene 10 times better. Hilarious!
 
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