obsession_360
Coroner
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:LMAO OMG! THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!! HAHA REMEMBER ON THE PHONE???
CSI:Miami bloopers (What do you want to see?)
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obsession_360
Coroner
hee hee sorry this was to funny! :lol:So I haven't posted a blooper in a while...maybe I should. Just a littlle something from the head of me
CROSS JUSRISDICTIONS
TAKE ONE
Gary: I've got a pill here. *picks up the pill then drops it and it breaks* SH&^$#
Emily: Ha ha you broke evidence.
Gary: *smiling* You want to do this?
Emily: Oh I'd love to.
Director: Guys....
TAKE 2
Gary: I've got a pill here. *picks up new pill and looks at it* Diazapam, benzos.
Emily: Well that's probably why the mom didn't escape with her daughter, she was incapacit-
Gary: Ow my eye!
Emily: Oh my lord i'm so sorry! My hair has always been too long!
Gary: *laughing* It's okay Em.
TAKE 3
Emily: It explains why she didn't escape with her daughter, she was incapacitated.
David: Then why did he pick such a sec-*trips over Hummer wheel* SH*^$ I mean....secluded spot.
(crew laughing)
Director: David, try standing a little further away from the Hummer.
David: Yeah these things have big *bleep* wheels.
Gary: Yeah I tripped over the bumper last night.
Director: Guys, lets go.
TAKE 4
David: Then why did he pick such a sesclud...SECLU...*beep*
Emily: Tounge tied?
Director: You'll be HOG-TIED soon if you don't get this done.
TAKE 5
David: Then why did he pick such a secluded spot?
Gary: Seems like a great place to ice someone.
Emily: Like a cake?
(all laughing)
Emily: Sorry I had to say it!!
TAKE 6
David: Then why did he pick such a secluded area?
Gary: Well, it seems like a good place to ice someone.
David: Or take a leak, maybe that's why he stopped the car, to take a ..okay Horatio would not say "take a leak"
Director: How do you know? It's been a day. You don't even know the character.
David: Well he seems to be a little too formal to be using street codes.
Director: What street codes? Take a leak is not a street code.
David: Well maybe it is to Horatio.
Director: and we almost had the scene finished..
Hey my attempt. It's been a while :lol:
Anni Grey
Coroner
No matter if you are gone a day or five, Speed cochrane, you are the best!!! That was sooooo funny. I especially liked the part where David tripped over the Hummer's wheel.... I almost went spastic at that :lol:
Here's one... I guess..
Innocent
*team is walking on the beach*
voice off camera: Dead man walking!
*crew erupts into fits of laughter*
Director: Alright, alright , quiet down. Let's do this again. * wipes his eyes*
Rory: That's real professional......
take 2
*team walks down the beach, something flies across David & Adam hitting Rory in the chest*
Rory: Ow! what the?????
Director: Cut! What was that?
Adam: *Bends to pick it up and starts to laugh*
Rory: What's so funny?
Adam: * walks to the director*
Director: * laughs hysterically*
Rory: what's so Bleep funny?
Director: It's a bullet * continues to laugh* It has your name on it...
Rory: Is there something I should know?? * glares at Adam*
Adam: Hey don't look at me. I didn't pay anyone this time.
Director: * wipes his eyes again* okay guys let's do this* starts to laugh again*
Rory: Glad I could entertain you...... *starts to walk back*
Director: *calls out to Rory* Man up, Rory, don't let the man get you down......
I know, it's kinda mean, but it's the mood I'm in...
Here's one... I guess..
Innocent
*team is walking on the beach*
voice off camera: Dead man walking!
*crew erupts into fits of laughter*
Director: Alright, alright , quiet down. Let's do this again. * wipes his eyes*
Rory: That's real professional......
take 2
*team walks down the beach, something flies across David & Adam hitting Rory in the chest*
Rory: Ow! what the?????
Director: Cut! What was that?
Adam: *Bends to pick it up and starts to laugh*
Rory: What's so funny?
Adam: * walks to the director*
Director: * laughs hysterically*
Rory: what's so Bleep funny?
Director: It's a bullet * continues to laugh* It has your name on it...
Rory: Is there something I should know?? * glares at Adam*
Adam: Hey don't look at me. I didn't pay anyone this time.
Director: * wipes his eyes again* okay guys let's do this* starts to laugh again*
Rory: Glad I could entertain you...... *starts to walk back*
Director: *calls out to Rory* Man up, Rory, don't let the man get you down......
I know, it's kinda mean, but it's the mood I'm in...
speedmonkey
Corpse
OH MY GOD! i seriously can not stop laughing...the end. "DOn't let the man get you down." oh my god sooooooooo hilarious! lol. the whole thing was amazing! lol. "Man up!" lol.....
No matter if you are gone a day or five, Speed cochrane, you are the best!!! That was sooooo funny. I especially liked the part where David tripped over the Hummer's wheel.... I almost went spastic at that :lol:
Here's one... I guess..
Innocent
*team is walking on the beach*
voice off camera: Dead man walking!
*crew erupts into fits of laughter*
Director: Alright, alright , quiet down. Let's do this again. * wipes his eyes*
Rory: That's real professional......
take 2
*team walks down the beach, something flies across David & Adam hitting Rory in the chest*
Rory: Ow! what the?????
Director: Cut! What was that?
Adam: *Bends to pick it up and starts to laugh*
Rory: What's so funny?
Adam: * walks to the director*
Director: * laughs hysterically*
Rory: what's so Bleep funny?
Director: It's a bullet * continues to laugh* It has your name on it...
Rory: Is there something I should know?? * glares at Adam*
Adam: Hey don't look at me. I didn't pay anyone this time.
Director: * wipes his eyes again* okay guys let's do this* starts to laugh again*
Rory: Glad I could entertain you...... *starts to walk back*
Director: *calls out to Rory* Man up, Rory, don't let the man get you down......
I know, it's kinda mean, but it's the mood I'm in...
:lol: :lol: I love it. Don't let the man get you down.
Now I want to go and watch my Empire Records DVD. :lol:
CSIsMANIAC
Captain
:lol: Awesome! Horatio tripping on his Hummer's wheel! :lol:! Hilarious! I had cramps after that laugh! Great bloopers! :lol:!
*bows* We'll all be here all week :lol: I feel blooperful again, and away I go!
LOST SON
TAKE ONE
Emily: Alright, which one of you stole my crime light?
Rory: Well stole, is,very negative. I, I borrowed it and I repl-I placed I put it back.
Director: CUT...are you even trying anymore?
Rory: Why should I?
Director: Just give us all you got.
Rory: That was all I had and you yelled cut.
(emily and adam are snickering)
Director: *rubs eye* Okay, we'll use that, just keep going.
TAKE 2
Emily: Well it would be nice if you charged it fir....*runs and gives Rory a hug*
Director: CUT...what the *^^%$#!
Emily: *crying* DON'T LEAVE!
Rory: *hugs Emily* It's okay Em.
Adam: Can I have a hug too?
Rory: If you promise not to cry on my shirt.
Emily: *wipes eye* Sorry. *laughs* No, where were we?
TAKE 3
Emily: It would be nice if you recharged it first, I was at the scene and it flatl-...SORRY I can't be mad at Speedle! I know what's coming!
Rory: You're not going to hug me again are you?
Emily: Could I?
Adam: *laughing*
Director: *sigh*
Rory: *looks around* o...kay.
(Emily hugs Rory)
Director: Can we please finish this?
Rory: Help! She's like velcro! I can't breathe! Em, you're cutting off my air!
Emily: Good, if you're going down, I'm coming with you!
Director: Juvinile deinquints...Liz never said I had to deal with this....
TAKE 4
Emily: Well it would be nice if you recharged it first, I was at the scene and it flatlined.
Adam: Sounds like she's mad at you. *smiling*
Rory: Calleigh, I sincerely apologize.
Emily: *pauses*
Director: *whispers* Emily..your line!
Emily: Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention.
Director: Why not?
Emily: I need to pick up some towels for the bathroom tonight.
Adam: You were thinking about towels?
Director: Okay, stop thinking about towels, start thinking about the scene.
Emily: Okay, but those towels are important. I'm having company tonight.
Rory: Hey who's coming?
Emily: Just some family.
Director: can we please move on guys? I don't get paid unless this episode airs.
Emily: Oh can it not air? We can forget about this whole episode.
Rory: No I want to go home.
Emily: You can't I have your keys.
Rory: Hey I need those!
Emily: *has them in the air* Come and get em.
Rory: *grabs keys*
Emily: Shoot. Stupid tall people.
Adam: *giggling*
Director: Guys.....I'm tired and it's 6:30. We started at 3.
Rory: Alright. But Em, don't sabotage the scene. It's airing.
Emily: Dang.
sorry, I had to. Can't remember anything else :lol:
LOST SON
TAKE ONE
Emily: Alright, which one of you stole my crime light?
Rory: Well stole, is,very negative. I, I borrowed it and I repl-I placed I put it back.
Director: CUT...are you even trying anymore?
Rory: Why should I?
Director: Just give us all you got.
Rory: That was all I had and you yelled cut.
(emily and adam are snickering)
Director: *rubs eye* Okay, we'll use that, just keep going.
TAKE 2
Emily: Well it would be nice if you charged it fir....*runs and gives Rory a hug*
Director: CUT...what the *^^%$#!
Emily: *crying* DON'T LEAVE!
Rory: *hugs Emily* It's okay Em.
Adam: Can I have a hug too?
Rory: If you promise not to cry on my shirt.
Emily: *wipes eye* Sorry. *laughs* No, where were we?
TAKE 3
Emily: It would be nice if you recharged it first, I was at the scene and it flatl-...SORRY I can't be mad at Speedle! I know what's coming!
Rory: You're not going to hug me again are you?
Emily: Could I?
Adam: *laughing*
Director: *sigh*
Rory: *looks around* o...kay.
(Emily hugs Rory)
Director: Can we please finish this?
Rory: Help! She's like velcro! I can't breathe! Em, you're cutting off my air!
Emily: Good, if you're going down, I'm coming with you!
Director: Juvinile deinquints...Liz never said I had to deal with this....
TAKE 4
Emily: Well it would be nice if you recharged it first, I was at the scene and it flatlined.
Adam: Sounds like she's mad at you. *smiling*
Rory: Calleigh, I sincerely apologize.
Emily: *pauses*
Director: *whispers* Emily..your line!
Emily: Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention.
Director: Why not?
Emily: I need to pick up some towels for the bathroom tonight.
Adam: You were thinking about towels?
Director: Okay, stop thinking about towels, start thinking about the scene.
Emily: Okay, but those towels are important. I'm having company tonight.
Rory: Hey who's coming?
Emily: Just some family.
Director: can we please move on guys? I don't get paid unless this episode airs.
Emily: Oh can it not air? We can forget about this whole episode.
Rory: No I want to go home.
Emily: You can't I have your keys.
Rory: Hey I need those!
Emily: *has them in the air* Come and get em.
Rory: *grabs keys*
Emily: Shoot. Stupid tall people.
Adam: *giggling*
Director: Guys.....I'm tired and it's 6:30. We started at 3.
Rory: Alright. But Em, don't sabotage the scene. It's airing.
Emily: Dang.
sorry, I had to. Can't remember anything else :lol:
speedmonkey
Corpse
Oh my god best blooper ever. lol. I loved it "Of your going down then i'm going with you." total talleigh momnet there. lol.
"Shoot. Stupid tall people." I can sooooooo hear her saying that. lol.
Great job.
obsession_360
Coroner
aw! those bloopers are soo cute!! i would hug rory too!
Okay I'm going to try my hand again. I'm going to take the last scene from Innocent, if no one minds. I know that someone already did a blooper from it, but I have a wicked cool idea
TAKE ONE
(cast walks down the beach)
(David trips and brings down Adam)
(everyone is laughing hyserically)
David: There shouldn't be SAND on BEACHES!
Rory: Then how would there be beaches?
David: That's the whole point! *laughing*
TAKE 2
(cast walking)
Rory: *whispers to emily* I have sand in my shoes.
Emily: Shh.
Rory: It's going to make my socks dirty.
Emily: Shut it Rory.
Rory: These were my last pair of socks
Emily: Rory shut up.
Director: CUT. COCHRANE! Shut it! You're ruining the shot!
Rory: Sorry, I had sand in my shoes.
Director: I don't care if you have crabs down your pants. Be quiet and walk.
TAKE 3
(cast is walking)
David: *getting his sunglasses out to put them on. They flip out of his hands* SH^%$. *laughing*
Adam: Where did they go?
David:Okay everyone stop moving! You could step on them! The whole success of the show depends on those sunnies!
Emily: I see them floating in the ocean.
Rory: How did he flip them that far?
Director: Okay, someone go get the sunglasses.
David: I'm not swimming. That's not what I get paid for.
Director: I didn't mean YOU David.
TAKE 4
(cast walking on the beach)
Rory: *trying not to laugh*
Emily: *through her teeth* shh
Rory: *whispering through his teeth* Sorry there's a bird chasing a grown man down the beach.
Emily: That's the producer.
Rory: I know *giggling*
Director: CUT. Rory, for crying out loud, all you have to do is walk. We don't pay you to talk.
Rory: Then what the &^^%$ have I been doing for 2 years?
Director: Just get back in line.
TAKE 5
(cast walking down the beach)
Adam: *trips over David's shoe* SH&%$
David: *Laughing hysterically*
Rory: Stop falling on your *bleep* Adam.
Emily: *laughing* We're never going to finish this.
David: Looks like season 2 will never end!
Rory: NOOO..I mean...ahem.....*claps* Yay...
Director: Shut it and get back in line.
(my lameness, but who cares?)
TAKE ONE
(cast walks down the beach)
(David trips and brings down Adam)
(everyone is laughing hyserically)
David: There shouldn't be SAND on BEACHES!
Rory: Then how would there be beaches?
David: That's the whole point! *laughing*
TAKE 2
(cast walking)
Rory: *whispers to emily* I have sand in my shoes.
Emily: Shh.
Rory: It's going to make my socks dirty.
Emily: Shut it Rory.
Rory: These were my last pair of socks
Emily: Rory shut up.
Director: CUT. COCHRANE! Shut it! You're ruining the shot!
Rory: Sorry, I had sand in my shoes.
Director: I don't care if you have crabs down your pants. Be quiet and walk.
TAKE 3
(cast is walking)
David: *getting his sunglasses out to put them on. They flip out of his hands* SH^%$. *laughing*
Adam: Where did they go?
David:Okay everyone stop moving! You could step on them! The whole success of the show depends on those sunnies!
Emily: I see them floating in the ocean.
Rory: How did he flip them that far?
Director: Okay, someone go get the sunglasses.
David: I'm not swimming. That's not what I get paid for.
Director: I didn't mean YOU David.
TAKE 4
(cast walking on the beach)
Rory: *trying not to laugh*
Emily: *through her teeth* shh
Rory: *whispering through his teeth* Sorry there's a bird chasing a grown man down the beach.
Emily: That's the producer.
Rory: I know *giggling*
Director: CUT. Rory, for crying out loud, all you have to do is walk. We don't pay you to talk.
Rory: Then what the &^^%$ have I been doing for 2 years?
Director: Just get back in line.
TAKE 5
(cast walking down the beach)
Adam: *trips over David's shoe* SH&%$
David: *Laughing hysterically*
Rory: Stop falling on your *bleep* Adam.
Emily: *laughing* We're never going to finish this.
David: Looks like season 2 will never end!
Rory: NOOO..I mean...ahem.....*claps* Yay...
Director: Shut it and get back in line.
(my lameness, but who cares?)
speedmonkey
Corpse
Okay I'm going to try my hand again. I'm going to take the last scene from Innocent, if no one minds. I know that someone already did a blooper from it, but I have a wicked cool idea
TAKE ONE
(cast walks down the beach)
(David trips and brings down Adam)
(everyone is laughing hyserically)
David: There shouldn't be SAND on BEACHES!
Rory: Then how would there be beaches?
David: That's the whole point! *laughing*
TAKE 2
(cast walking)
Rory: *whispers to emily* I have sand in my shoes.
Emily: Shh.
Rory: It's going to make my socks dirty.
Emily: Shut it Rory.
Rory: These were my last pair of socks
Emily: Rory shut up.
Director: CUT. COCHRANE! Shut it! You're ruining the shot!
Rory: Sorry, I had sand in my shoes.
Director: I don't care if you have crabs down your pants. Be quiet and walk.
TAKE 3
(cast is walking)
David: *getting his sunglasses out to put them on. They flip out of his hands* SH^%$. *laughing*
Adam: Where did they go?
David:Okay everyone stop moving! You could step on them! The whole success of the show depends on those sunnies!
Emily: I see them floating in the ocean.
Rory: How did he flip them that far?
Director: Okay, someone go get the sunglasses.
David: I'm not swimming. That's not what I get paid for.
Director: I didn't mean YOU David.
TAKE 4
(cast walking on the beach)
Rory: *trying not to laugh*
Emily: *through her teeth* shh
Rory: *whispering through his teeth* Sorry there's a bird chasing a grown man down the beach.
Emily: That's the producer.
Rory: I know *giggling*
Director: CUT. Rory, for crying out loud, all you have to do is walk. We don't pay you to talk.
Rory: Then what the &^^%$ have I been doing for 2 years?
Director: Just get back in line.
TAKE 5
(cast walking down the beach)
Adam: *trips over David's shoe* SH&%$
David: *Laughing hysterically*
Rory: Stop falling on your *bleep* Adam.
Emily: *laughing* We're never going to finish this.
David: Looks like season 2 will never end!
Rory: NOOO..I mean...ahem.....*claps* Yay...
Director: Shut it and get back in line.
(my lameness, but who cares?)
I liked it. I liked it how emily kept telling him to shut it.
We must really hate the directors u guys always make him out to be the bad guys. lol.