Re: Carmine Giovinazzo Fan Project: You Don't Have To Be Lon
CynRyn - I didn't get your submission.
Just checked my email and checked my bulk folder as well. Can you please try resending it?
CSI-in_training - Hopefully your ad arrives in the mail today. Just in case, will you please go ahead and email it to me so I'm not trying to get ahold of you online tomorrow and await your response before heading to the post office. Hopefully the one on your fun paper arrives today, but just in case.
For all others, TODAY IS THE DEADLINE. If you haven't participated yet, but would like to, there's still time to email me.
No one has posted their ads in a while, so let me share mine with you. In true
MrsG spirit, many words will be censored. :devil: When BC comes back up, I'll post the uncensored version over there in case inquirying minds want to know what precise profanities are censored. I mean, they don't
all start with an "F." :lol:
I included a pic taken at the
MrsG /
JKladis smackdown and then the following ad:
Just What You Need
Beautiful and brainy attorney, 35, with bigger balls than most men. Ambitious, competitive and goal-oriented. Attracted to the same qualities in others.
Vital stats (the s**t men really care about): 5’5”, 115 lbs., 34-26-34. Sweet size 2 ass. As for t*ts -- hopes you’re an ass man or it’s game over for me.
Perfect girl for you. From the hood, but kept my head buried in the books while hell reigned supreme around me. As a commercial liability defense litigator, I’m something of an anomaly. With electric blue painted toenails, tattooed back and penchant for blasting heavy metal when working under pressured deadlines, I’m often the talk of the office. But with a survival instinct greater than that of my better-bred colleagues, I always come out on top. Some credit my brains; others my looks. In truth it’s the ‘white trash’ underlying the polished exterior that enables me to fight harder than most.
Loves vividly written fiction, edgy independent films, warm sand between my toes, heavy alternative rock, witty banter, good friends and a great roll in the sack.
Addicted to clean living. Runs 30 miles a week. No drugs, alcohol or smoking. Follows a mostly organic Zone-like diet, but not a freak about it. Enjoys a good ballpark hotdog as much as the next girl and will gladly indulge in a 2AM post-[CENSORED] pizza or lick 1,000 calories of hot fudge off your [CENSORED].
Only real vice is a mouth filthy enough to make a sailor blush. Classy enough to take home to Mama, but class-less enough to [CENSORED] you in the car on the way to her house.
Refuses to tolerate drama, dishonesty, games or bulls**t.
You need a girl who can advise you on tax strategies, educate you on contracts, copyright your creative works and fire off cease and desist letters fierce enough to put the fear of God into anyone every time your personal info hits the ‘net, all while skillfully [CENSORED] you senseless and occasionally making you laugh.
Am frequently in LA. Shoot me an email if interested in pseudo-intellectual dialogue or a championship [CENSORED].
Deborah Fujiwara
(aka “Mrs. Giovinazzo” from CSI Files)
XXXXXXXXXXXX
Sacramento, CA XXXXX
XXX.XXX.XXXX
debfuji@yahoo.com
