#1.
Horatio: Look what I can do!!
Eric: (off camera thinking) God, I hope his face doesn't freeze like that...
#2.
Ryan: Hey Eric, looks like the "Energizer Horatio Cop" has used up his batteries again.
Eric: What else is new, it's a good thing we keep a large stock of them beside his sunnies.
#3.
Horatio:...& this...is why...I always wear sunnies.
#4.
Horatio: Look, there he is again Eric! Grab something & hit that stupid fly!
Eric: Ok, hold on H.
H: Wait! Eric is that your----BANG!!!!!!
Eric: Got'em H, man for a fly he sure did bleed a lot!
#5.
Announcer (off camera): ....and this is your brain on sunlight.
#6.
Eric: (background) What happened to your face?
H: I was trying to annoy a suspect enough to make him confess to a murder & my face froze like this....& then he stole my sunnies *angsts*.
#7.
H: Nah, I'll pass on lunch today. A huge bug just flew in my mouth & it was actually pretty tasty.
#8.
Eric: and this, ladies & gentlemen of the court, is what happens when a member of the team doesn't color coordinate.
#9.
H:*in a high squeaky voice* You know...I may be invincible, *whimper* but....but getting hit in the 'family jewels' still smarts now & then...
#10.
H: Ahh! Bright Lights! Bright lights! Where are my sunnies?
#11.
David Caruso: Can anyone else see that dot the make up girl put on my nose?