talyra said:
Elbystar said:
i have an idea for the best CSI ever:
CSI:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
"We've got a 415 on Jones' farm!"
The team drop their packs of cards, put down their cups of tea/slices of cheese on toast, wake up etc. and go into action, grabbing CSI kits and hopping into Hummers
Next scene:
Team get out of their Hummers and start walking as they can't get them round the corners in the narrow Welsh lanes
Next scene:
Hot Younger Male CSI: "My God, who would do something like this?"
Glamourous Older Female CSI: "The first thing you learn in this job is that people are capable of anything."
Enigmatic Boss CSI: "Let's get to work. Hot Younger Male, you're on the perimeter, so sod off. Glamourous Female, you come with me so we can indulge in some mild flirting and innuendo while we process the scene."
Camera pans around to show the body of... a sheep.