Got one for you,
While working security a few years ago, we caught on cctv a guy stealing his supervisors handbag from her car. His supervisor was prepared to let it go if he returned some personal items from the bag.
The guy denyed any responsibility.
We played a copy of the cctv,(and he was clearly visible) to him.
He denied it was him.
The police were called.
He denyed it was him.
The police looked at the cctv footage and agreed it was him.
Then one of the police turns to him and asks "what were you doing in the car park then?"
The guy replies "Going to get stuff from my car."
It turns out that the guy isn't insured, the car isn't taxed, he's banned from driving, the car registration plate doesn't match the make and model of the car (and therefore possibly stolen) and there's a warrant out for faliure to attend a court appearance on him.
A few days later the police turn up at where I worked, "Has that guy come back here?"
I said "No, why?"
"Er, we took his details and told him to report to the station the next day...it turns out he gave us a false address and he's vanished."
"No really?"