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MURRAY, Ky. - A middle school teacher trying to buy pot was arrested after she sent text messages to state trooper instead of a dealer, police said.

Trooper Trevor Pervine was at dinner with his wife and parents celebrating a birthday when his phone started buzzing with messages about a marijuana purchase.

At first, Pervine thought the messages were from friends playing a joke, Kentucky State Police spokesman Barry Meadows said. But a couple of phone calls put that idea to rest, and Pervine responded to set up a meeting, Meadows said.

Authorities say Ann Greenfield, 34, arrived at the meeting point and found Pervine and other law enforcement officers waiting for her.

"She learned her lesson. Program your dealers into your phone," Meadows said.

Greenfield, a teacher at Murray Middle School, was charged with conspiracy to traffic in controlled substances within 1,000 feet of a school, possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, Meadows said.

She was suspended with pay pending results of an investigation, the Murray Independent School District said in a statement posted Friday on the district's Web site. A message seeking comment left at a listing for an Ann Greenfield in Murray, Ky. was not returned.
 
BUZZ LITES

Bus stops in Sofia, Bulgaria, are sizzling hot since soft porn films are now being shown in the bus terminals. The public pornos are shown at night to give the passengers something to take their minds off the cold and pass the time, while wating for their bus!!kinda of weird, how about kids who take a bus!!! :(

The Buzz..Ken White.. LVRJ
 
Pa. Restaurant Creates 123-Pound Burger
Feb 26, 11:29 PM (ET)

CLEARFIELD, Pa. (AP) - The newest addition to the menu at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub is one whopper of a burger. The Beer Barrel Main Event Charity Burger weighs in at 123 pounds, a meaty monstrosity that its cooks maintain shatters the world record of 105 pounds shared by two restaurants in New Jersey and Thailand.

The sizable sandwich features an 80-pound beef patty, along with a pound each of lettuce, ketchup, relish, mustard and mayonnaise, 160 slices of cheese, up to five onions and 12 tomatoes.

It's topped with a couple of pounds of banana peppers, then sandwiched into a 30-pound bun. Don't forget the garnish of 33 pickles.

There's a pretty hefty price tag, too: $379.

The Clearfield pub unveiled the menu item over the weekend. Restaurant owner Denny Leigey said he plans to submit paperwork on his colossal culinary creation to the Guinness Book of World Records.

It's not the first time that Leigey has waded into the competition for the world's biggest burger. He drew headlines a couple years ago when he unveiled the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, which weighed in at a mere 15 pounds.

Leigey said he didn't know how many calories were stuffed into his latest gigantic entree.

"If you were worried about calories you would be at home eating Kellogg's," he said.

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Iowa Man Discovers He's a Lucky 'Idiot'
Feb 26, 11:29 PM (ET)

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) - Ed O'Neill's bank account just got a lot bigger, thanks to a co-worker who told him some "idiot" hasn't claimed an $800,000 Powerball lottery prize.

O'Neill, 58, who works for the Clinton Chamber of Commerce, bought the ticket for a Jan. 6 Powerball drawing. He told Iowa Lottery staffers he didn't think to check the results until a couple days afterward when a chamber receptionist pointed out an article in the local newspaper.

"She said, 'Read this article about the idiot that hasn't claimed his ticket.' So I read it and noticed where the ticket was bought," O'Neill said. "I thought, 'Gee, I better look at my ticket.' That's when I said, 'I think I won.'"

Then he called his wife, Diane, 58, who thought he was pulling a prank.

O'Neill said his wife told him to "quit horsing around. I'm watching Oprah."

O'Neill countered: "No really, Diane. I won."

Hysteria soon ensued as Diane realized he wasn't joking.

On Monday, the couple cashed in the ticket at the lottery headquarters in Des Moines, but not before meeting with an accountant and planning how to handle the winnings.

"There's a lot of responsibility that comes with that kind of money," O'Neill said.

O'Neill won by matching five white balls in the Powerball game. He also had purchased the Power Play option, multiplying a $200,000 prize by four.

After taxes, the couple will get about $560,000 - much of which will go to pay off their mortgage, pay off their children's mortgages and save for retirement.

There will be a little left for fun, too. O'Neill said he and his wife are planning a trip to Ireland.

They also plan to donate money to Prince of Peace Catholic Parish in Clinton to help pay for construction of another church.

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S.C. Kids Find Find Practice Bomb
Feb 26, 10:55 PM (ET)

NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) - Two young siblings playing in the woods near their home found a small, inactive military practice bomb. The device was found Saturday and after the children dragged it to their house, authorities identified it as an inactive military round, WCSC-TV reported.

"It did look like a missile to me but I didn't think it was anything to be concerned about because how often do you find a missile in your backyard?" the children's mother, Lisa Wishman, told the television station.

Neighbor Paul Krakeel moved the device to the sidewalk across the street.

"They said it was a practice bomb, a military type device and was more of a flare type bomb," Krakeel said.

North Charleston Police spokesman Spencer Pryor did not immediately return a telephone call Monday from The Associated Press.

A spokeswoman at the Charleston Air Force Base said the base did not respond and she had no information about it.

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Philly Boutique Gets Two Buckets of Pot
Feb 26, 11:29 PM (ET)

PHILADELPHIA (AP) - Workers at a downtown boutique called police after unexpectedly receiving two buckets of marijuana worth $90,000. Police were called to Fusion on Saturday after employees received the two packages of marijuana totaling about 20 pounds.

"Officers received a call that the manager of the store had received a package from FedEx and when he opened it there was a five-gallon bucket inside," said Capt. Chris Werner. Inside that bucket was 10 pounds of marijuana. The second package arrived about an hour later, this one from a different delivery service but with similar contents.

Both packages were from California and addressed to the store, but there were no names on the address labels.

"It was obviously intended for someone in the Philadelphia area," Werner said. "We are trying to find out who."
 
Burger sounds like a good challenge.


BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.

"When the woman found out her husband had a mistress, she insisted on beating her up," the Beijing Youth Daily said, citing the advertisement posted on a popular online jobs forum on sina.com.

More than 10 people had applied for the job, the newspaper said. The "successful" candidate would be 35 and originally from northeastern China and would be paid 3,000 yuan ($400) per 10 minutes, it said.

Many Chinese businessmen keep mistresses in second homes, a trend banished after the Communists swept to power in 1949 but which has made a comeback with market reforms in recent decades.
 
This one could make a good CSI episode.

Online addict dies after ‘marathon’ session
Spent ‘almost all’ of seven-day holiday break playing online games

REUTERS
Updated: 12:05 p.m. ET Feb 28, 2007

BEIJING - An obese 26-year-old man in northeastern China died after a "marathon" online gaming session over the Lunar New Year holiday, state media said on Wednesday.

The 330-pound man from Jinzhou, in Liaoning province, collapsed on Saturday, the last day of the holiday, after spending "almost all" of the seven-day break playing online games, the China Daily said, citing his parents.

Xu Yan, a local teacher, said the "dull life" during the holiday prompted many people to turn to computer games for entertainment.

"There are only two options. TV or computer. What else can I do in the holiday as all markets, KTV and cafeterias are shut down?" the paper quoted Xu as saying.

China has seen an alarming rise in the number of teenage and young adult Internet addicts in recent years, despite attempts to restrict minors from cybercafes and limit online game playing times.

About 2.6 million -- or 13 percent -- of China's 20 million Internet users under 18 are classed as addicts, state media have reported.
 
Some BIZZARE..QUIRKY stuff fans :eek:

TRIPLETS BORN TO DAD WHO LOST THREE GIRLS

Bandaageh, Indonesia.. Darmi Ali lost his three daughters and wife to to 2004 tsuami. The 44-yr. old remarried, and last week he became the father again..of triplets, all of them girls :eek: "I am overjoyed", he said, a police officer who was back at work Wed. at the regional headquarters in Aceh, the Indonesian province worst hit by the waves. "I lost my 3 daughters, and now their here again". Many of the estimated 230,000 people killed across Asia were children, unable to swim or outrun the waves!!

The Associated Press
 
Airline luggage handler jailed for stealing women's hair.

March 2, 2007.
SYDNEY, Australia (Reuters) -- An Australian man who worked as a baggage handler for the national airline Qantas was jailed for at least two years on Friday for stealing hair from women's luggage to satisfy a sexual fetish.
Rodney Lyle Petersen, 30, pleaded guilty in the Victorian County Court to 50 counts of theft, Australian Associated Press reported.
The court was told that Petersen would rummage through lost or delayed luggage that he was returning to passengers. He collected the hair from brushes and clothing, then put it inside plastic slips and recorded the women's personal details.
Police said he had catalogued the hair in more than 80 bags.
Petersen's lawyer told the court that his client did not mean to frighten the women because they were not meant to find out.
The court was told that Petersen suffered from a range of sexual deviances.
He was sentenced to two years and eight months in jail, with a non-parole period of two years.

And another one about Qantas:

Ralph Fiennes is in trouble after allegedly trying to join the mile high club with a stewardess during a flight from Darwin to Bombay last month.

38 year old Lisa Robertson says that during the Qantas flight the actor tried to proposition her in the toilet.
She told the airline in a statement that he followed her to the toilet, adding: "I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave."
"Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did."
Fiennes had been in Australia to perform at the Sydney Festival and was travelling business class on the flight.
Robertson was suspended from her job after being accused of having sex with Fiennes in the toilet.
 
Maybe they need a compass in the Swiss Army Knife.

Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein
Mar 2, 10:01 PM (ET)

ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) - What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.

"We've spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it's not a problem," Daniel Reist told The Associated Press.

Officials in Liechtenstein also played down the incident.

Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.

Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army.

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Sword Fight Ensues After S.C. Break-In
Mar 2, 12:22 PM (ET)

HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. (AP) - A man toting a 3-foot sword apparently met his match when he broke into his ex-girlfriend's apartment: The woman's roommate grabbed a sword of his own and sliced the intruder, police said.

The roommate, a sword collector, fended off the ex-boyfriend, who was cut on the arm, police said.

Elvis Javier Polanco, 18, was treated at a hospital and charged with burglary and aggravated assault, Beaufort County sheriff's Capt. Toby McSwain said. He said Polanco broke a window and climbed on his friend's shoulders to get into the apartment.

The roommate, Louis Delgado Hernandez, disarmed the intruder while the woman called police, McSwain said.

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Repentant Thieves Return Items to Church
Mar 2, 10:01 PM (ET)

HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (AP) - Burglars have struck twice at the Guyandotte United Methodist Church but the second time they may have remembered that commandment, the one that goes, "Thou shalt not steal."

Thieves first jimmied the church's door locks Monday night and stole about $5,000 worth of sound and office equipment, church treasurer Rocky Frazier said. Then, they broke back the next night and returned everything. "They taketh and the Lord giveth back," Frazier said Friday. "It's like there's a higher power at work."

Whatever the reason, they had a change of heart, said the Rev. Julia Bolling.

"It was either that, or our prayer for grace for them," she said.

The sound system, keyboard, computer - "It's all back," she said.

The only thing the thieves didn't return was about $22 in change, Frazier said.

Even though the equipment was returned and no real damage was done, Huntington Police Lt. Rocky Johnson said the investigation remains open.

"It's odd that they brought it back," said Johnson, noting that he's never seen anything like this. "I'm glad they did."
 
GAWD, we live in a crazy world.. people :eek:

BODY PARTS DELIVERED TO HOME, INSTEAD OF LAB

Cascade Township, Mich...Two packages containing human body parts.. including a liver, and part of a head...meant for a medical research lab, instead were deliverd to a private home. The body parts, sent from China, were mistakenly dropped off Thursday at Franck and Ludvine Larmande's home by DHL express driver, who believed the bubble wrapped items were pieces to a table.{because body parts, are just like table parts) DUMB.. The couple called sheriff's deputies, who determined the preserved body parts were for a medical research lab, which had a similiar address!!

The Associated Press
 
TRANQUILZED MOOSE DOWNS HELICOPTER

Anchoragte, Alaska..A helicopter is not neccessarily a match fo an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rooter and forcing it to the ground. Neither the pilot nor the biologist was injured, but the moose was maimed by the spinning rotor and had to be put down, officials said. Biologist Kevin White was aboard the chartered helicopter on saturday for a study of moose near Gustavus, a community of 459 people about 50 miles from Juneau. Moose outnumber humans 2 to 1, according to White who has written an essay for the Dept of Fish and Game web site!!

LVRJ
 
SALT LAKE CITY - It wasn't the most romantic of honeymoons.

Police said a groom is in jail, accused of trying to run over his new wife after a weekend wedding in Las Vegas.

"We have a wedding certificate for (March) 4th. They were still honeymooning when he ran her over," said Lt. Paul Jaroscak, a spokesman for the Salt Lake County sheriff's office.

Police received an emergency call Monday from someone reporting a couple fighting in a car as they traveled on Highland Drive, about 10 miles southeast of Salt Lake City. Katie Martindale, 29, apparently got out of the car and started to walk away when James Olwine, 33, drove off the road and hit her with the car, pushing her into a snowbank, Jaroscak said.

Martindale was not seriously injured but might have a broken leg, Jaroscak said.

Olwine was booked into the county jail for investigation of charges of aggravated assault with a vehicle, the lieutenant said. He has not had a court appearance. Authorities said they did not know whether he had an attorney.

Both have jail records and are "well known to the sheriff's office," he said.

(An earlier version incorrectly reported that the groom has been booked into jail on charges of aggravated assault. He has been booked on investigation of charges of aggravated assault.)
 
BIRD REDISCOVERED AFTER NEARLY 130 YEARS

Bankok, Thailand...A wetland bird that eluded scientists for nearly 130 years has been rediscovered at wastewater treatment plant in Thailand. Birdlife International announced today. Little is known about the large-billed reed-water- warbler, because it had not been seen since it's discovery in 1867 in the Sutlej Vallery of India. Because it was so rare, scientists had long debated whether it respresented a true species or of a more common or was an aberrant individual of a more common species. That debate appears to be setteled after Phillip Round, an ornithologist at Bankok's Mahidol University, captured one of these birds recently!!

LVRJ
 
Elwood Blues lives on...

Driver goes on rampage at mall
From Staff Reports
Thursday, March 8, 2007 12:10 p.m.

A 47-year-old Augusta man is in jail after driving his sport utility vehicle through Augusta Mall and fighting with a Richmond County sheriff's deputy Wednesday night, according to Lt. Tony Walden.

Stephen Scott Lowe, of 1109 Sadie Drive, is charged with criminal damage to property in the first degree, felony obstruction of a law enforcement officer and driving under the influence.

Police said he rammed the locked doors on the eastern side of the mall near the American Cafe with his SUV and drove across almost the entire second floor of the mall.

He was boxed in by deputies as he broke a second set of doors near the food court and proceeded to punch and elbow a sheriff's deputy before being subdued with pepper spray and a baton, a sheriff's report said.

From the Thursday, March 8, 2007 online edition of The Augusta Chronicle
 
CAT ATTACKS OWNER, SENDING HER TO HOSPTAL

Hailey, Idaho..A house cat attacked it's owner, sending her to the hospital by ambulance with more than 20 bites and wounds. The cat, a black and white domestic male, went on the rampage Wednesday. The woman in her 60's was taken to St. Lukes Wood River Medical Center with what the fire chief Jeff Nevins, said "were pretty serious puncture wounds" Neither the hospital nor the fire dept. would provide any more details!1

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
 
Israel recalls El Salvador envoy after drunken episode.

JERUSALEM (AP) -- Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found bound, drunk and nude, according to information reported Monday by Israeli media and confirmed by a government spokeswoman.
The longtime diplomat, Tsuriel Raphael, has been removed from his post, and the Foreign Ministry has begun searching for a replacement, ministry spokeswoman Zehavit Ben-Hillel said.
Two weeks ago, El Salvador police found Raphael in the yard of his residence, tied up, gagged and drunk, Israeli media reported. He was wearing several sex toys at the time, the media said. After he was untied, Raphael told police he was the ambassador of Israel, the reports said.
The embarrassing affair was one of several involving Israeli diplomats in recent years. In 2000, Israel's ambassador to France died of cardiac arrest in a Paris hotel under circumstances the Foreign Ministry refused to publicize. Media reports said he was with a woman who was not his wife at the time.
Last year, Israel replaced its ambassador to Australia, Naftali Tamir, after he said Israel and Australia are "like sisters" because both are located in Asia and their peoples don't have the Asian characteristics of "yellow skin and slanted eyes."
In 2005, Israel canceled the appointment of a diplomat to Australia after it was discovered that he published pictures of nude Brazilian women on the Internet while on a mission in Brazil.
 
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