A friend just sent this to me, thought I'd share it. It's so very, very true
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36" of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might be a Manitoban
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might be a Manitoban.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might be a Manitoban.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might be a Manitoban.
If "Vacation" means going south past Grand Forks for the weekend, you might be a Manitoban.
If you measure distance in hours, you might be a Manitoban.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might be a Manitoban.
If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back again, you might be a Manitoban.
If you can drive 110 KM/H through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinchin, you might be a Manitoban.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might be a Manitoban.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might be a Manitoban.
If you know all 4 seasons by: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might be a Manitoban.
If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might be a Manitoban.
If down south to you means the U.S. border, you might be a Manitoban.
If your 1st of July BBQ was moved indoors due to frost, you might be a Manitoban.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might be a Manitoban.
If you find -20 degrees "a little chilly", you might be a Manitoban.
If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Manitoba friends, you might be a Manitoban