*All New* Miami Caption Mania!

Eric: oh cmon Man! Start talking or... or i will...hit you with my paper, so...yeah.. better start talking!
(silence)
Frank: he is definatly stuck on stupid, definatly...
Eric: oh shut up Frank!!
Frank: what? whats wrong with you? you have that women thinggy...well you now..
Eric:WHAT??!! Do i look Like A Woman FOR YOU??
Frank: well YEAH! you all day walking like shit is in your pants!!
Eric: ARGHH you lil..*traying to grab Frank*
Guy: STOP!!*both look at the guy* ok.. i will talk..
Frank:*serious* good work Eric.
Eric:*serious* yes, good work Frank.
*both arrange the clothes and shake hands*
Frank: so, you said you have something to tell for us?
Eric: *smiling* Mhm?
Guy:*sigh*
 
Eric (to suspect): So what you're saying is, the color coordination started long before season four?
Frank: Do I look like an idiot to you? Do you see the word "stupid" printed somewhere on my red tie or on Delko's red shirt?
Suspect: No, but there's only a very subtle difference between "maroon" and "moron"...
 
Eric: Haha, look, my teeth have acheived a new level of whiteness!
Frank: *sucking teeth* Must....have........whiter.........teeth.......than Eric!
 
Frank [to suspect]: Is that a... Hawian Shirt?!?
Eric: I... I think it is!
Frank: GOOD GOD CALL THE FASHION POLICE!
Eric: *dials the Fab-5*
Frank: You have Queer-Eye on speed dial?
 
Eric: Huh. I never knew Calleigh could dance.
Dan: Wow. And she knows all the choreography to 'My Humps.' Who'd've thunk?
Ryan (thinking): She's nowhere near as good as I was as Shania Twain's body double in 'Feel Like a Woman' though...


^sorry to all you non-Ryan/Jon obsessers who don't know the reference :lol: , watch the interview with Jon at CBS.com and you'll know what I'm talking about. ;)
 
Dan: Delko, you're ruining my strategy!
Eric: Duh, I saw that Pikachu first!
Ryan: *Yeah, whatever. Why can't I play with my birthday present?*
 
Eric: Huh...So that's what H does in his free time.
Dan: Who would've thought?
Ryan: Well I didn't...I didn't know a person that can do that.
Dan: I can.
Eric: Okay, too much information!

I'll leave it up to your imagination what they're looking at. :lol:
 
Eric: Wait, go into 'Chat'. We gotta scare this guy...
Dan: Mk.... Hey! He attacked us!
Eric: Use our back-up militia.
Dan: No way, they dont have the elemental HP to Verese those Heavy Armour Trebuchets...
Ryan [walks in]: *snorts* War Hammer?
 
Eric: Hey, who's that girl?
Dan: It looks like Ryan's sister.
Eric: She's cute!
Dan: Hey, what about that chick?
Eric: Probably his cousin. You take her, I'll have the first girl.
Dan: God, all of these people are cute! I wonder what happened to Ryan...
*both laugh*
Ryan: The first girl is my mother. The second is my sister. And why in God's name are you watching the home videos from my family reunion?!

No offense intended to any Jon Togo/Ryan Wolfe fans :D
 
Swifttale?? wrote:

Calleigh: oh no... I stepped on Horatio's sunglasses...

Eric: Ooooohhh, you're gonna get it now


Would like to ad to this perfect! quote: Calliegh: "Dang, and those were his "Ray" bans!
 
Cooper: Delko, did you just use a .50 Auto to blow that guy's leg off?

Delko: I think I did, but my Rogue Meter's filling up.

Wolfe: *When is it my turn to play True Crime: New York City?*
 
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