MacsLovlyAngl
Head of the Graveyard Shift
As Mac arrived at the Hospital, he noticed it was a female nurse at the desk.
"Can this get any worse"? Mac said to himself.
"Excuse me, I need to see a doctor". "Now"!
"If you'll just have a seat Sir, I'll be right with you, to take your information".
Mac was in so much pain, he blurted out.....
"Listen"! "My wife bought some kinky lotion and put it on my personal area, and I had an allergic reaction to it. "Now it's burning, and I need it looked at, STAT!!!!
"Calm down Sir", I'll find a doctor".
When the nurse came back with the doctor, Mac realized it was a friend of Hawkes.
"Oh this is wonderful, I can here the jokes at work tomorrow", said Mac to himself.
"Mac Taylor", "Detective", "Is that you"?
"Yeah"!! "It's me Henry".
"I'll take it from here Kate", said Henry. "Come with me Mac". "So how is Hawkes these days"?
"He's fine".
As they entered the room, Henry told Mac, to drop his Hanes.
"Ouch"!!!!!! said the doctor, "She bought that Love Gel, didn't she"?
"How'd you know"?
"I've had three men with the same problem". "From what I heard they misprinted the labels".
"Misprinted them how"?
"Instead of them saying to rub around the penis, they put "To be put directly on the tip".
"Oh great, So now what"?
"I'll give you a shot of Epi, and some cream to rub on your lower area, and in a couple days you should be fine".
"Thanks, said Mac.
"No thanks needed, say hi to Hawkes for me".
"I will, see you".
When Mac got home the house was dark.
"That's right love, pretend to sleep", said Mac to himself.
Walking upstairs to his room, he dropped his pants , his hanes and got into bed naked.
Just as he closed his eyes, he could feel the bed shake.
"Not a damn word Stella".
Meanwhile....
Flack and Caroline had to return from their Honeymoon before it even started. She was so sick, she didn't want to chance it on the plane. Getting her into bed, Flack called Mac and Stella to let them know they were back home.
Meanwhile....
Danny and Lindsay had been up for the last two hours, with DJ, who was throwing up perfusely.
"What is wrong with him Linds"?
"He has the flu Danny, I already called the doctor, he said to give him lots of liquids".
"This is crazy, there has to be more we can do".
"Danny there isn't , now go to bed, I'll stay with dJ".
"No"!!! "He's my Son to, I'll stay with you".
"Can this get any worse"? Mac said to himself.
"Excuse me, I need to see a doctor". "Now"!
"If you'll just have a seat Sir, I'll be right with you, to take your information".
Mac was in so much pain, he blurted out.....
"Listen"! "My wife bought some kinky lotion and put it on my personal area, and I had an allergic reaction to it. "Now it's burning, and I need it looked at, STAT!!!!
"Calm down Sir", I'll find a doctor".
When the nurse came back with the doctor, Mac realized it was a friend of Hawkes.
"Oh this is wonderful, I can here the jokes at work tomorrow", said Mac to himself.
"Mac Taylor", "Detective", "Is that you"?
"Yeah"!! "It's me Henry".
"I'll take it from here Kate", said Henry. "Come with me Mac". "So how is Hawkes these days"?
"He's fine".
As they entered the room, Henry told Mac, to drop his Hanes.
"Ouch"!!!!!! said the doctor, "She bought that Love Gel, didn't she"?
"How'd you know"?
"I've had three men with the same problem". "From what I heard they misprinted the labels".
"Misprinted them how"?
"Instead of them saying to rub around the penis, they put "To be put directly on the tip".
"Oh great, So now what"?
"I'll give you a shot of Epi, and some cream to rub on your lower area, and in a couple days you should be fine".
"Thanks, said Mac.
"No thanks needed, say hi to Hawkes for me".
"I will, see you".
When Mac got home the house was dark.
"That's right love, pretend to sleep", said Mac to himself.
Walking upstairs to his room, he dropped his pants , his hanes and got into bed naked.
Just as he closed his eyes, he could feel the bed shake.
"Not a damn word Stella".
Meanwhile....
Flack and Caroline had to return from their Honeymoon before it even started. She was so sick, she didn't want to chance it on the plane. Getting her into bed, Flack called Mac and Stella to let them know they were back home.
Meanwhile....
Danny and Lindsay had been up for the last two hours, with DJ, who was throwing up perfusely.
"What is wrong with him Linds"?
"He has the flu Danny, I already called the doctor, he said to give him lots of liquids".
"This is crazy, there has to be more we can do".
"Danny there isn't , now go to bed, I'll stay with dJ".
"No"!!! "He's my Son to, I'll stay with you".