CSI:Miami Road Trip 6: One Question. Are We There Yet?

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  1. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly ~Queen of Sarcasm~ Moderator

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    Aw. That was so incredibly cute. Speed being all tough-guy daddy like. Hehe.
    Oh, it was so amazing. I laughed so hard. And he said it all girly and high-pitched like. :lol: :lol: :lol: And of course, he couldn't figure out why I was laughing so much.
     
  2. calleighspeedle

    calleighspeedle Coroner

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    Wow having Speed as a dad would have been amazing!!! my dad was never that cool, he never liked any of my boyfriends.

    Speed is a tough dad but deep down he just want's to protect his little girl from the big bad world.


    update soon Geni :D
     
  3. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    My dad is pretty laid back. He trusts my decisions, even though I haven't made very many. :p

    Waste Away

    Lounge, next day

    Katie: IT'S MINE!

    Carly: IT'S MINE!

    Katie: BACK OFF BIATCH!

    Carly: *bites Katie*

    Katie: AH! YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME HERPES!

    Anni: *walks in* What are you two doing?

    Katie: She stole my remote.

    Carly: I bought it.

    Katie: The lab bought it.

    Carly: My tax dollars pay their salaries.

    Katie: Suuure.

    Anni: *grabs remote* Mine now.

    Jess: *runs in* COWS! COWS!

    Katie: WHERE! WHERE!

    Jess: OUTSIDE!

    Katie: WHY!

    Jess: Okay there's kind of this crime scene and there was this semi full of cows that crashed into another semi full of bread.

    Katie: WHERE!

    Jess: OUTSIDE!

    Katie: *gets out phone*

    Jess: What are you doing?

    Katie: Calling Tim, duh.

    Anni: Were there any buns in that other semi?

    Jess: Yeah burger buns.

    Anni: HA. Now that's irony.

    Jess: Why?

    Anni: ...A semi full of cows hit a semi full of burger buns.

    Crime scene

    Speed: *walks over*

    Katie: SEE! COWS!

    Speed: Katie...

    Katie: What?

    Speed: That other semi is leaking mustard.

    Katie: 0_0 *runs over to truck* I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE!

    Delko: Hey I heard you had a guy over at your house.

    Speed: *grabs camera*

    Delko: ...Lori has a boyfriend?

    Speed: No.

    Delko: *laughs*

    Speed: What?

    Delko: Yeah she does.

    Speed: She gets to have a boyfriend when I say so.

    Delko: *shakes head*

    Calleigh: Tim, I need to talk to you.

    Speed: *turns around* Why?

    Calleigh: It's about Teague.

    Speed: *sigh*

    Few feet away

    Calleigh: Tim he needs to know.

    Speed: And then what? He's supposed to be automatically happy?

    Calleigh: He's been making threats at school. Threats. He's nine.

    Speed: He'll get over it.

    Calleigh: *frowns* He is your son.

    Speed: You could always talk to him instead of running to me all the time.

    Calleigh: I've been trying to get through to him.

    Speed: Well if he doesn't listen, he doesn't listen.

    Calleigh: I'm telling him.

    Speed: What?

    Calleigh: It has to end somewhere. I can't have him hurting people because he thinks he's a bastard.

    Speed: You shouldn't have to be the one to tell him, I'll do it.

    Calleigh: Thank you.

    Speed: Yeah. *walks away*

    Crime scene

    Katie: *swimming in mustard* I AM THE QUEEN OF THE SPIDER PEOPLE! HEAR ME ROAR! *growls*

    Horatio: Get out of the mustard! Carly put those buns down! Anni step away from the cow!

    Anni: The cow is cute.

    Horatio: I don't care.

    Anni: Spoil sport.

    Horatio: People, we're supposed to be professionals.

    Katie: SMILE YOU'VE GOT FRENCH'S! *rolling around in mustard*

    TBC.............
     
  4. speedmonkey2

    speedmonkey2 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Hahahahaha. Did I come to work high, drunk maybe half and half? I mean hey I love mustard just as much as the next person but swimming in it? Hehehehe. Thats so awesome. But ah yes I would have to agree that is some irony that a semi full of cows crashed into another semi carrying hamburger buns. lol.

    Heck yes duh! Because you know he's 'Not going to take a picture of every single blade of grass, COW!' lol. And seriously why does H man always have to ruin the fun?

    And awww Timmy's going to tell Teague that he's his daddy. How cute. I can't wait to see how that goes. Update soon please!
     
  5. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly ~Queen of Sarcasm~ Moderator

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh, that was too funny. Cows!!!!!!! Yay! I love cows. We were talking about cows at work today. Oh Katie and her mustard. :lol: Teehee. Lori has a boyfriend, and Daddy's in denial! Oh man, I'm so tired. I'll be back tomorrow :)
     
  6. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    Moo.

    Memory Remain

    Atrium

    Speed: *walks in* Hey man.

    Teague: Hey.

    Speed: I heard about what you did at school yesterday.

    Teague: *frowning*

    Speed: So what did they say this time?

    Teague: Nothing. Where's Horatio?

    Speed: At a crime scene. Why do you need to talk to him?

    Teague: He gives me advice.

    Speed: Well he probably didn't tell you to make threats.

    Teague: I know.

    Speed: What did he tell you?

    Teague: He said go talk to my father.

    Speed: *smirks*

    Teague: Yeah great advice huh.

    Speed: Well at least you took it.

    Teague: What? No I didn't.

    Speed: *looks down at floor*

    Teague: ...You have GOT to be kidding me.

    Speed: I'm not.

    Teague: Uh...You're not kidding me, or you're not my father?

    Speed: Teague, your mother loves you very much and she wants the best for you.

    Teague: Why didn't she just tell me? ...Why didn't YOU just tell me?

    Speed: Calleigh and I...We're not married, I have a family, a-

    Teague: So that explains not telling me who my father is?

    Speed: No.

    Teague: What the hell!

    Speed: Just calm down.

    Teague: I'm not going to calm down! You've been lying to me!

    Speed: I'm sorry, I should have told you.

    Teague: No...No...It can't be you, I mean...I-

    Speed: It is me.

    Teague: Don't think I'm going to start calling you 'dad'.

    Speed: You don't have to.

    Teague: So what, was I an accident?

    Speed: *stares at Teague*

    Teague: Great.

    Speed: I loved your mother.

    Teague: Do you still love her?

    Speed: ...Yes.

    Teague: Yeah well, have fun with Katie and the rest of your family. *walks away*

    Speed: *sigh*

    TBC...........
     
  7. speedmonkey2

    speedmonkey2 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Ohhh that so did NOT blow over nicely lol. And and and AND! Tim still loves Calleigh. Hmm is that 'If i'm not around you ever second of every day I feel incomplete' type love or is it the 'I love you like a collegue so please don't get yourself killed' type love? Hmmm one wonders.

    But awww poor Teague. I can't imagine how he must feel right now. Especially after he found out that he was an "Accident" poor kid. Update soon please!
     
  8. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    :lol: Katie, you never cease to make me laugh. :D

    I should have more this afternoon so keep checking back!
     
  9. carole

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    Awwwwwww poor Teague he discovered the sad truth... :( poor poor little boy I just want to hug him :)

    And Katie swimming in the mustard *can't stop laughing* It was just unbelieveble :lol: *still laughing*
    And there was cow and Speed said nothing!!!It's weired...well at least he is professional :D

    Ow and yeah I almost forgot :) Jess sing like Celine Dion :D I really want to that :p

    Great update Geni and update soon please :)
     
  10. ImissSpeed

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    Katie.. when will I return.. :(

    great updates though.. :D
     
  11. carlz31

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    Awwww poor little Teague..he certainly didn't take that very well...maybe he was secretly hoping that H was his dad ;) :lol:

    But the whole thing with the mustard and the buns and COWS! Oh my gosh, that was HILARIOUS!
    :lol: Trust Katie to start swimming in the mustard...and I thought I should figure out what that last quote was before I commented, but now I get what it means, so it's all the more funny :lol:

    please update soon
     
  12. speedmonkey2

    speedmonkey2 Head of the Graveyard Shift

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    Well, I'm glad I could make you laugh Geni. I do try. lol.

    Umm...I have no idea, because I don't write this story. I think you meant that question to be directed to Geni. :)

    And aww yes leave it to me to swim in the mustard. I should have known that was going to happen sooner or later. lol. And hey! Some people want to discover a cure for a disease before they do but my life goal was to swim in mustard. And I accomplished it.
     
  13. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    ^ In reference to Kristin's question, patience is a virtue my dear. You just leave everything up to me. ;)

    :lol: Carly have I mentioned I love you in the most platonic sense? *hugs*

    And yes Katie's life long dream was to swim in a tub of mustard. :lol:
     
  14. CSI_Trainee

    CSI_Trainee CSI Level One

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    Ha mustard I love mustard I make mustard sandwiches when we have nothing else lol. Okay wow never listen to whiskey lullaby when ur sad and depressed *sniffle* ah but who can sad and depressed when there is the RT to take your mind off the real world????? Okay i am going crazy now.
     
  15. Finch

    Finch Funnier in Enochian Super Moderator

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    :lol: I'm glad the RT takes your mind off of things.

    I should have more chapters soon!

    ETA: Look, it's soon!

    My Weekness Is...

    Crime Scene

    Katie: *rolling around in mustard* Man this stuff starts to stick to you when it gets hot out.

    Carly: Maybe you shouldn't be rolling around in it.

    Anni: Yeah your skin will turn yellow.

    Katie: *screams* NO! YOU LIE!

    Anni: I've seen it happen.

    Katie: I doubt that.

    Anni: I have pictures.

    Katie: *screams*

    Speed: *walks over* Will you get out of the mustard?

    Katie: Never.

    Speed: *frowns*

    Katie: Ugh fine. HEY COW!

    Cow: *looks up*

    Katie: Teehee it looked at me.

    Speed: That's because you're crazy.

    Katie: I am not. *runs over to cow*

    Calleigh: *walks over* Hey did you tell him?

    Speed: Yeah.

    Calleigh: How did he take it?

    Speed: He didn't.

    Calleigh: Is he mad?

    Speed: He'll get over it.

    Calleigh: Did he say anything?

    Speed: He asked if I loved you.

    Calleigh: And you told him the truth right?

    Speed: Yeah.

    Calleigh: *sigh* How did he take it?

    Speed: ...That depends on what the truth was supposed to be.

    Calleigh: ...Tim...

    Speed: Nevermind.

    Calleigh: You brought it up.

    Speed: I said I love you, okay?

    Calleigh: Why?

    Speed: Because it was the truth.

    Calleigh: What kind of love are we talking about?

    Speed: The kind that makes me want to say 'Don't get shot tomorrow'.

    Calleigh: ...

    Speed: It doesn't mean 'I want to sleep with you'.

    Calleigh: Ah.

    Cow: MOOO!

    Speed: Uh...Excuse me for a second.

    Calleigh: Where are you going?

    Speed: There's a cow that need's my camera's attention. *walks away*

    TBC..........
     
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