What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

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  1. miamifan08

    miamifan08 Police Officer

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    I know this has probably already been posted, but I have to share my favorite quote from all time. It came from Nailed.

    Calliegh: Broken fruit bowl...looks like there was a fight.
    Ryan: Or it could be sex...ever pushed aside a dinner plate to get some?
    Calliegh: Can we stick to the task at hand please? (smiles)

    I love this quote so much!!! LOL!!
     
  2. Enhinti

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    Oh yes!
    Nailed was a great episode with so many great lines!
    Delko time!
     
  3. addictedtoSpeed

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    Reviving the old thread cause I just read through it all, lol! So here's one of my fav's:

    DNA Girl: Tim, tell me you're kidding! 50 blood stains?
    Speed: Sorry, next time I'll ask the victim to die in one spot.
    DNA Girl: Funny. How 'bout I do half of them?
    Speed: Suit yourself Princess. But you find anything foreign you're gonna have to do them all.
     
  4. CSI-AJ

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    From Chip/Tuck

    "This is Uh....This is Uh.... CSI Duquesne"
    -Frank After seeing Bonnie (Calleigh's facial reaction to that was funny)

    and then
    Frank: "Thanks for coming down Lucas. Your girlfriend can wait outside if you don't mind"
    Bonnie: "Your are too sweet but I am actually his mother"
    Frank: "Oh Really! Well uh sorry about that" (Calleigh's facial reaction to that was funny)
     
  5. lal

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    Hi my Favorite line is from Burned

    Frank : First it's a land mine , then it's a water heater , what's next ?
    :)
     
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  6. CSI-AJ

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    From Three way

    Not the main characters but the three lady suspects involved.

    Beth: So you slept with Steven and my Armando?
    Yvette: My Armando? I thought this was a wives weekend no sex?
    Beth: look who's talking...homewrecker
    Felicia: I thought we were friends? we don't even know each other
    Beth: We know each other Felicia, we just don't like each other

    I wanted to put the Ryan and Craig the Hotel manager exchange but it was too long.
     
  7. nicksarafan2

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    I don't know if someone posted this one yet but from "All In"

    Eric: "if somthing happens to her Cooper I'm gonna come back here and kill you!"

    I don't know why, but it's just blunt how he says it, oh greatness :)

    SMW
     
  8. MaddyAnn

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    I love that line from "Camp Fear" where Horatio pulls the leech of Calliegh and says "Bye-Bye." That's the Horatio I miss.

    Also I loved from "Inside Out":

    Horatio: If those scratches are from my son, and anything has happened to him, I'm going to come back to this room, and you will leave it in a bag.

    That was the first moment that I really saw that Horatio loved his son. I love when Horatio is protective of his family.

    And of course...

    Ryan: The neighborhood just got kinkier.

    :lol:
     
  9. CSI-AJ

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    Loved that one too

    Horatio's line to the mom which was something along the line of "I told you I'd find the person behind this" is my favourite. It may sound run of the mill but when you watch the scene, it is very effective
     
  10. Jag Lady

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    "Dispo Day" in S1. Horatio talking to the IAB guy.

    "You guys couldn't find your a$$ with both hands!"

    That's a much cleaner version of what I heard during my Army days. :guffaw:
     
  11. ladyd10

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    "Death Grip"

    Eric - You need to have blonde hair and blue eyes to get any attention in this world. (looks over at Calleigh) No offense.
    Calleigh - (Glances up at him with a little smile) None taken; my eyes are green.
     
  12. Jag Lady

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    Just thought of this one!

    in "Man Down"

    Clavo Cruz: "Lieutenant Caine. Now my parade's officially been rained on."

    You have to admit, Clavo Cruz had some of the best lines of any bad guy.
     
  13. Mrs.DelkoWolfe

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    From: Game Over

    Alexx: Did you find the foot?
    Eric: I said I'd keep an eye out for it but uh... your body parts I'm crime scene.
    Alexx: And here I thought we were on the same team.
    Eric: <sighs> I can look right here and see that cause of death is blunt force traum to the head.
    Alexx: You can see alot of things dosen't make it cause of death.
    Eric: < gives her a look> Did you get TOD or do you need the foot for that too?
    Alexx: <rolls eyes> Live temp puts time of death at approxamately 1 p.m., and if you don't you out of here you gon be next.:guffaw:
    Eric: <gives her a look and leaves>
    Alexx: <yells after him> And find me that foot!

    From: You May Now Kill The Bride

    Eric: It's glitter wax. They use it in all the high end clubs on the dancers poles.
    Alexx: Wait so your telling me the bride went to the bachlor party at a strip club?
    Eric: Gentlemen's club.
    Alexx: What's the difference?
    Eric: The difference? I can afford to get into a strip club. <leaves>
    Alexx: <gives a look as if she's not going to question the subject further>:guffaw:

    Eric and Alexx have some of the greatest and funniest conversations. I miss this on the show:(
     
  14. HockeyInMiami

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    I really like the one in like the first season between H and Delko

    Horatio: I want you to go to this address and ask Artie if he has recently sold any strawberry-scented rubber teddies.
    Delko: Artie's Adult Playground?
    Horatio: You know Artie?
    Delko: You know Artie?
    (awkward pause)
    Horatio: Just go to the address, Eric.

    I also really like the one with Calliegh and H in like season one

    H: Ever thought of transferring to SWAT?
    Calliegh: No, I don't look good in black.
    H: I beg to differ.

    AWKWARD ALERT! AWKWARD ALERT!
     
  15. CSI-AJ

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    Looking back, this line has a foreshadowing feel to it. I wonder if the writers/directors/costume dept think of this moment when they pick Emily's outfits.
     

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