The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Brass (singing): Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart.
Ray and Sara: Think it o-o-ver. Think it o-o-ver.

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Brass: Young man, you don't want to do that. Stop right now.
Man (off camera): But I...
Sara: Listen to him. He knows what he is talking about.
Man: All I wanted to...
Ray: Yes, please don't do it. You don't know what you are getting into.
Man: I only wanted to ask Hodges about his new game.
Brass, Ray, and Sara: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Sara: Forget it, Jim. You left your Green Lantern ring at home again.

 

DOCTOR WHO

RAY:: "So what are you drinking Sara"?

SARA:: "It's Iced Tea, and you"?:evil:

RAY:: "Scotch on the rocks"

NICK:: "What's really in that Iced tea Sara"?

SARA:: "It's what I said it was Nicky, and what's it to you"?:alienblush:

NICK:: "Just looking out for ya' babe":shifty:

SARA:: "OK, so anyway, anything new on the Haskell case"?

 

SIN CIY BLUE

GREG:: "Do I really have to watch the criminals go to their cells"?

CATH:: "I am wondering if that one over there, is really guilty":cardie:

GREG:: "OMG, it's Hodges, what's he up to now"?:evil:

CATH:: "Hodges, get over here, right now what the H are you doing in this line-up"

HODGES:: "SHHH, I'll be the jail-house snitch Cath, and find out who the one was in on this caper":alienblush:

GREG:: "I swear dude your so weird"

CATH:: "Ya got that right":vulcan:

HODGES:: "You guys never appreciate me"

 

Anthony Zuiker (off camera): Marg, I have told you many times... STOP putting your website stickers on the studio props.

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Greg: Number 3, turn to your left... GOTCHA! I didn't say "Simon says."

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Eric Szmanda: Marg, can't we judge Fisburne's replacement some other way than in a line-up wearing swim trunks?

 

:guffaw:so funny thank's Dynamo1~

DOCTOR WHO

NICK:: "So Ray, nice pad, who are all those photos of on the wall"?:wtf:

RAY:: "Different people, some I know some I don't, do you recognize any of them"?:cardie:

NICK:: "I need a minute to look at all of them, so do you have a housekeeper"?

RAY:: "Nope, Just me, why isn't it up to your standards"?:alienblush:

NICK:: "It's fine dude, I just saw the hoarders and your place is a perfect haven after seeing that mess, & remember I'm always on your side no matter what happens"

RAY:: "Ok, no problem so do you want a drink"?:beer:

NICK:: "Not now, maybe later, what ya' got in the "fridge"?:cardie:

RAY:: "Pretty much everything anyone could want, oh there's a knock on the door, who could that be"?

 

Announcer: Can a messy forensic scientist share an apartment with his neat-freak co-worker? It's The NEW Odd Couple, coming this fall to CBS.

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Nick: Where's your phonograph? I brought over some Roy Rodgers and Tex Ritter albums to listen to.

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Nick: Where can I set this up? It's the advance copy of the new game, CSI Twister.
Ray: That TV network will try to make a buck on anything. I'll just wait til Catherine gets here?

 

:lol:Dynamo1 Roy Rogers and Tex Ritter:rommie:

LAURENCE..MARG..BRUCKHEIMER

LAURENCE:: "So the bathroom is over there"?

MARG:: "The last time I looked it was":vulcan:

BRUCKHEIMER:: "Can I go with you"?

LAURENCE:: "If you wait outside, while I'm inside, otherwise, it's a bit creepy":alienblush:

MARG:: "NO creepiness here, or Jerry, you could wait till he gets back"

LAURENCE:: "I'm good, you go first Jerry":cardie:

 

Laurence: That cake has many calories and ruin your figure. The salad bar is over there.

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Laurence: Marg, to celebrate this occasion, Eads set up a stage so you can do one of those dances Catherine used to do before forensic work.

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Laurence: Marg, you have a phone call over there.
Marg: Let me guess. It is from Dynamo1 again. Doesn't he ever read those restraining orders?

 

HAMMER DOWN

RAY:: "What, we're going to watch Sponge Bob Square Pants"?:wtf:

DANNY:: "Yeah it takes the edge off, but wait a minute, somebody is going to stab Bob":scream:

LINDSAY:: "Gawd I hope the babysitter isn't letting Lucy watch this"

STELLA:: "I can't believe this one, we come here to calm down and have to watch more horror":cardie:

MAC:: "Please people, it's a friggin' cartoon, cool it, and lets jut see it through":shifty:

RAY:: "Wow, ths is sure different then my lab back in Vegas":censored:

 

Sid (off camera): Gotcha! I didn't say "Simon says."

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Ray: Look who's playing the National Anthem on TV. It's the Lieutenant Dan Band.
Mac: HEY! Now wait a minute...

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Stella: Okay. I've had enough. Who put the whoopie cushions on our chairs?

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Letterman (on TV off camera): And now, for tonight's Top 10... Since this is the network for CSI and it's 20 spin-offs...
Paul Shaffer: Ha ha ha.
Letterman: Here are the top ten new uses for Luminol.

 

All great lines Dynamo1 how you worked in Gary's band:bolian:

LARRY..ANTHONY..BILLY

BILLY:: "So Larry, are you sad about leaving the show"?

LAURENCE:: "Do I look sad"?

ZUIKER:: "I'm sad, I want you both to come back any chance"?:cardie:

BILLY:: ":lol::lol::lol:"

LAURENCE:: ":guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:"

ZUKER:: "Alrighty then"

Courtesy of WPAP~

 

Laurence: Now, THAT is funny.
William: Yes, very funny, Anthony. Be serious.
Anthony. I am. I'm very serious. Because of budget cuts, CBS wants the two of you to wash all the windows of its corporate headquarters building, both inside and outside.
Laurence: Stop kidding around. Am I on Candid Camera?

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Laurence: Caruso was telling me this one when I was on the Miami set. "Two TV producers walk into a bar..."
William: Ha ha ha. Stop. You're killing me. I've heard that one before.
Anthony: It's not that funny.

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Anthony: It's true. Believe me.
Ray: You can't be serious.
William: Ha ha ha. That will never happen.
Anthony: Really? CBS executives told me that today.
Laurence: My replacement will actually be Regis Philbin?

 

:guffaw::lol::guffaw: Hilarious, I'm sitting her cracking up, thank's again Dynamo1 always the funniest:rommie:

 

GIL..RAY..DOC

ROBERT:: "Good to see you again Billy, are you back to stay"?

BILLY::"NO, I'm just here for a meeting, and how are you"?:vulcan:

ROBERT:: "Fine, and you, why do you have on CSI garb"

BILLY:: "Why not, It feels comfortable, so Larry how are you and what are you doing here"?:cardie:

LAURENCE:: "I just came by to pick up my last paycheck, and you won, they want you back"

BILLY:: "Well, for the record, I thought you were great"

LAURENCE:: "Thank's coming from you that means alot, but I've heard we've got a new person, no chance of you coming back"?:shifty:

ROBERT:: "Well, for the record, I thought you were both great":bolian:

BILLY:: "We think your great too"

RAY:: "Great, everyone think's everyone is great, how special"

BILLY:: "How about those Dodgers"?:cardie:

LAURENCE:: "They aren't doing so hot, and the Cubs"?

BILLY:: "They suck, if your ever in Chicago, give me a call and we'll go for some brewskies":beer:

LAURENCE:: "You got it, see ya' around"

 

Doc Robbins: My cane beats rock, paper, AND scissors.

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Ray: Come on Dr. Grissom. With all your PHDs, I know you can do it.
Grissom: Give me one more chance.
Ray: Okay. Now listen carefully. Put your right hand in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey...

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Doc: Come on, Gil. Hand it over.
Grissom: What are you talking about?
Doc: The twenty bucks you owe me.
Grissom: What for. I don't remember owing you anything.
Doc: You know what I mean. That last meal before you left. You had the soup and the lobster tail. You didn't pay enough of the check.
Grissom: I thought you were treating.
Doc: With what Ecklie pays us?