The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

THE TWO MRS. GRISSOM'S

SARA:: "[to interpreter] "UH, is Mrs. Grissom giving me the bird"?:confused:

INTERPRETER:: "NO, no she wants to know why you didn't eat your spinach, at the dinner":angryrazz:

MRS. GRISSOM:: "What":confused:

JULIA:: "I laugh at pretty much anything, so who said what and why"?:lol:

SARA:: "I'm not understanding hardly any of this":(

INTERPRETER:: "I'm here, so anything special you want to say":)

SARA:: "Well, I need to brush up on my signing bad":alienblush:

JULIA:: "Grissom was so good at this":eek:

SARA:: "Good at what":confused:

JULIA:: "Scrabble, he beat me everytime":rommie:

SARA:: "GRRRR":mad:

MRS. GRISSOM:: "Yes he was, he beat me too":shifty:

SARA:: "UH, I'll see you both later":cardie:
 
Mrs. Grissom (signing): Live long and prosper!

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Mrs. Grissom (signing): Forget this bubbling soda pop. Get me a whiskey.

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Phyllis Frelich (signing):Most of the audience doesn't know that I forgot my lines and I can sign what ever the heck I want.
Jorja: Yes, that's true. But the Closed Captioning will give you away.
Phyllis: Ooops.
 
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Mrs. Grissom (signing): Live long and prosper!

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Mrs. Grissom (signing): Forget this bubbling soda pop. Get me a whiskey.

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Phyllis Frelich (signing):Most of the audience doesn't know that I forgot my lines and I can sign what ever the heck I want.
Jorja: Yes, that's true. But the Closed Captioning will give you away.
Phyllis: Ooops.
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:guffaw:Get me a whiskey so funny, can you imagine her downing booze:confused:

ZUIKER..LARRY..BILLY

ZUIKER:: "So you know both of you that we're bringing in Ted Danson as the newbie on the show"?:eek:

LARRY:: "I heard, great, he's cool":rolleyes:

BILLY:: "Yeah he is, I made a movie with him in the 80's called "Cousins", and he is well known":cardie:

ZUIKER:: "So you're both OK with this right"?:shifty:

BILLY:: "I'm good how about you Larry":cool:

RAY:: "I'm good, I did have a great time on the show, but everybody has to do whatever they have to do, right"?:confused:

ZUIKER:: "OK then I just wanted to let you both know from me":thumbsup:

GROUP:: :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

Courtesy of WPAP~
 
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Zuiker: So, I was thinking, what if I cast John Ratzenberger as a labrat who thinks he knows everything...
Billy: Sounds a bit like Hodges.
Zuiker: Good catch. Okay. What if we bring on George Wendt as a older, big city detective...
Laurence: Like Brass?
Zuiker: Oh, yeah. All right. How about Shelley Long as a co-worker love interest...
Billy and Laurence: Sara!
Zuiker: Give me a break. I'm running out of ideas here. All right. What if Ratzenber really DOES know everything, Nobody calls out Wendt's character's first name, and Long and Danson DO NOT fall in love with each other.
Laurence: Then the show is boring...
Billy: And we lose viewers...
Laurence and Billy: And get cancelled.
Zuiker: Last idea. What if we make it into a comedy and also hire Kelsey Grammer as a staff psychiatrist?
Billy: And move it into a bar in Boston?
Laurence: CSI: Cheers!

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Billy: Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Laurence: Stabbings, poisonings, chokings too, and some that just were shot.
Zuiker: Wouldn't you like to get away?
All: Sometimes you want to work where everybody knows your name,
And that all the DNA are not the same.
Fingerprints and dental files, shoe soles, tire treads too.
You wanna work where everybody knows your name.
 
:guffaw:So funny, the bar in Boston:bolian:

SARA..NICK..GREG

SARA:: "So here we go again, into S/12, wow we're all getting older, but miraculously all look the same":eek:

NICK:: "Yes we do, facials do wonders, and we'll all still have a great time":bolian:

GREG:: "I'm thrilled to, so 'cheers' [no pun intended] and here's to Ted Danson, our new guy":beer::

SARA:: "Yup we've pretty much ran the gamut on the stars on the show":confused:

NICK:: "We sure have, and we can work with anybody":evil:

GREG:: "Indeed":cool:
 
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Sara: Where did the bubbly come from?
Greg: The new guy brought it.
Nick: Yeah, he said it came from a bar called Cheers.
Sara: He must have had some before he arrived. He kept calling me Diane.
 
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Sara: Where did the bubbly come from?
Greg: The new guy brought it.
Nick: Yeah, he said it came from a bar called Cheers.
Sara: He must have had some before he arrived. He kept calling me Diane.
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Guess you watched "CHEERS":alienblush:

GREG AND SARA


GREG:: "So there he is, have you met him yet"?:confused:

SARA:: "Once a long time ago, but he probably doesn't remember me, I guess we should go and meet him and welcome him":bolian:

GREG:: "OK, here we go, hey Ted, how the H are your, glad your on the show, I'm Greg, the smartest guy in the lab, and sometimes out in the field":rommie:.

SARA:: "Do you remember me"?

TED:: "UH, not really but I do know that song, glad to meet you both and you both do what here"?:vulcan:

GREG:: "You'll find out soon":shifty:
 
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Greg: Grissom is gone, Wendy is gone, Warwick is gone. Now Ray is gone. This seems like an episode of Twilight Zone or Star Trek.
Sara: Are we next? Are we the "red shirts" of the lab?
Greg: Wow! I didn't ever think that you were a Trekkie.
Sara: Spock was a vegetarian. I admired that.
Greg: Don't tell Hodges or he will be all over you.
Sara: No problem. I've perfected the Vulcan neck pinch.
Greg: Fascinating.
 
Sara: Greg? Hello, Greg! (waves her hand in front of Greg's face) GREG!!!

Greg: (still not looking at Sara) Huh?

Sara: What's wrong with you? (looks and sees Morgan Brody down the hall) Oh, right... new girl. I forgot you haven't met her yet. She's nice... but word of warning: She's Ecklie's daughter.

Greg: What?! Crap! I can't get involved with her, he'd have me fired!

Sara (chuckles): Probably.
 
MASCARA

RAY:: "What the H is that thing"?:wtf:

BRASS:: "Beats me and I've seen everything":confused:

CATH:: "I think it's a two-headed snake":cardie:

RAY:: "It's creeping me out, call animal control":(

BRASS:: "Hey don't be a wuss, I'll catch it":vulcan:

CATH:: "Catch it with what"?:(

RAY:: "I'll shoot it if it coils, or tries to strike you":scream:

BRASS:: "&%*)#@* holy crap":klingon:
 
Laurence: What is that?
Helgenbarger: I can't see from here. Describe it.
Laurence: It's a little blue person carrying a miniature field kit.
Guilfoyle: Awww. Don't tell me Zuiker did what I think he did.
Helgenbarger: It looks like it. Another spinoff... CSI:Smurfville!

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Ray: What is that?
Brass: Looks like a kids game of some sort.
Catherine: That is the latest game from Hodges... CSI: Hopscotch,

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Announcer: Coming to a theater near you, a new motion picture from Jerry Bruckheimer and Disney Studios... Honey, I Shrunk The Suspects.
 
MARG HELGENBERGER: Hold on a second Paul, It looks like we're shooting Episode 200, I don't think we're meant to be in this shot.

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ERIC SZMANDA: (as one of the two figures in the background) Am I supposed to be in this shot?

WILLIAM FRIEDKIN: No, you don't appear for another 45 minutes.
 
UNLEASHED.

HEATHER:: "Here's a video session with patient, and his needs":evil:

SARA:: Gross, damn I don't believe it, it's Hodges, in shorts at that":wtf:

RAY:: "I think it is, what does he need, nobody knows":confused:

HEATHER:: "I can't reveal his secrets, just watch, and see what you think":shifty:

RAY:: "This job keeps getting weirder and stranger":cardie:

SARA:: "I don't think I can watch without laughing":lol:

HEATHER:: "Well, there are other patients you can watch if this is harmful to you thinking processes":D

RAY:: Oh, lets just see it and we'll decide if it's to far out in left field, for our senses":rolleyes:
 
Melinda: And here, Larry, is a video-tape of your appearances on Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Laurence: On, get rid of it. Quick! Erase it.
Melinda: And here you are, on M*A*S*H, The Equilizer, and trapper John M.D.
Jorja: Oh that's so funny.
Melinda: You shouldn't laugh. I've got some of you on ER and The West Wing.
Jorja: Noooooo!

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Heather: This is the new Lady Heather video game. Hodges came up with it, but he is not so good with graphics, so it is only out on Atari 2600 consoles.
 
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