The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Dynamo1 said:
Melinda: And here, Larry, is a video-tape of your appearances on Pee Wee's Playhouse.
Laurence: On, get rid of it. Quick! Erase it.
Melinda: And here you are, on M*A*S*H, The Equilizer, and trapper John M.D.
Jorja: Oh that's so funny.
Melinda: You shouldn't laugh. I've got some of you on ER and The West Wing.
Jorja: Noooooo!

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Heather: This is the new Lady Heather video game. Hodges came up with it, but he is not so good with graphics, so it is only out on Atari 2600 consoles.
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:lol: Pee Wee's Playhouse, like 100 years ago.. funny Dynamo1 all of them!

NICK AND GREG

NICK:: "OK Greg this is a 20 spot, so I expect change savvy"?:)

GREG:: "Joking, right, this is gonna feed 5 people, and the prices here are sky-high, here in Vegas, unless I go to a cheap buffet, and it would look strange me piling food on one plate":confused:

NICK:: "So what are you saying, you need more moolah"?:cardie:

GREG:: "UH yeah, here's a thought, you go and I'll stay here":(

NICK:: "Can't you ever chip in dude"?:evil:

GREG:: "You go and I'll take a burger and fries":p

NICK:: "I swear Greg, your so tight you squeak":wtf:
 
Nick: I can't believe it turned out that Vartann's estranged son is dating Ecklie's estranged daughter. What is this, As The Forensics Turn?

Greg: I told you the guy in Morgan's photo looked like a younger version of Lou.

Nick: Yeah, yeah... you won the bet.

Greg: That's because I'm psychic. It runs in the family. :smirks:

Nick: :rolleyes:
 
Nick: Here, Greg. Read this note.
Greg: "Pull my finger." Oh, no. I'm not falling for that for a fifth time.

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Nick: Here's your money. You won the bet. How did you know?
Greg: It's Tuesday. Ecklie always wears green thongs on Tuesdays.

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Nick: Here's your money back. I don't think you should be counterfeiting.
Greg: It's just joke money. Everyone knows Bush isn't on the seven dollar bill.
Nick: Then who is?
Greg: :eek:
 
LAS VEGAS

GEORGE:: "Thank's buddy for coming to visit me here":thumbsup:

GARY:: "Oh crap there's the damn paparazzi, snapping photos":scream:

GEORGE:: "Just ignore them, like I do, and they'll go away":(

GARY:: "They might think I'm back on CSI":wtf:

GEORGE:: "NAH, they no your dead as Warrick, I think":vulcan:

GARY:: "So what are we going to do now"?:confused:

GEORGE:: "Party":thumbsup:

GARY:: "I don't do that anymore":shifty:

GEORGE:: "Yeah ya' do":rommie:

GARY:: "OK, your right, I do, lets go drink":beer:

GEORGE:: "COOL":D
 
Warrick: Will you PLEASE tell Brass to put a low wattage bulb on his police car. That light is blinding me.

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Warrick: Hey, Nick. If we get separated, just smile. Your teeth glow in the dark.

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Warrick: I think I'll go back to heaven where it's bright and quiet.

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Warrick: This reminds me... What color does a smurf turn when he is choking?

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Warrick: You look like an Andorian out of a Star Trek episode.
Nick: You've been hanging around Hodges too long.
 
All of those were so funny fans, great lines from all:thumbsup:

THE LIST


CATH:: "OK guys, do you have me covered"?:confused:

NICK:: "ALways":thumbsup:

GREG:: "I don't have my gun, drats":(

CATH:: "Again, Greg, OK, you stay here, it's just you and me Nicky" :vulcan:

NICK:: "NO problem, I swear Greg, what's in you head":shifty:

GREG:: "Yeah Nick, rub it in, just don't talk to me, I feel bad enough as it is":brickwall:
 
Cath: Well, someone was watching Paris' new reality show.
Greg: Why would anyone watch that?
Nick: I'm with Greg. I don't get the appeal of shows like that either.
 
SQWEEGEL

CATH:: "Who is that over there, is it the slimeball were looking for"?:confused:

RAY:: "Come out, come out, whoever you are":cool:

CATH:: "OK, Ray, lets call their bluff, come out now"?:vulcan:

RAY:: "Damn it's just a kitty-cat, sometimes we do get too antsy"

CAT:: "MEOW":rolleyes:
 
Ray: Come out, Hodges. We promose *giggle* not to laugh ay your *giggle* PINK bedroom..... again.

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Ray: Now THAT is strange.
Catherine: That's not so strange. Judging by the imprints of the hands and feet in the carpet, I expected that.
Ray: How can someone make that kind of impression? That would be a very hard pose to do.
Catherine: Maybe an expert at Twister.

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Ray: There he goes again. I don't think he is going to give up.
Catherine: We caught you again. You have been warned. This makes three strikes.
Ray: Yes, Greg. You have to stop with the shadow puppets.
 
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Dynamo1 said:
Ray: Come out, Hodges. We promose *giggle* not to laugh ay your *giggle* PINK bedroom..... again.

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Ray: Now THAT is strange.
Catherine: That's not so strange. Judging by the imprints of the hands and feet in the carpet, I expected that.
Ray: How can someone make that kind of impression? That would be a very hard pose to do.
Catherine: Maybe an expert at Twister.

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Ray: There he goes again. I don't think he is going to give up.
Catherine: We caught you again. You have been warned. This makes three strikes.
Ray: Yes, Greg. You have to stop with the shadow puppets.
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:guffaw:again classic:bolian:

WILD LIFE

SUPER DAVE:: "So Ray why are you here"?:confused:

RAY:: "What do you mean, I'm on the case":shifty:

DAVE:: "Oh right, but aren't you investigating the other case":cardie:

RAY:: "It's the same case Dave, your confused":confused:

DAVE:: "I guess I am, OK, what happened to this guy"?:(
 
Dave: Judging by the bruises and damage, this was caused by someone very strong. Someone like Iron Man, Spider Man, Superman, Batman, The Thing, or The Hulk.
Ray: Forget the comic books. Think of someone that's real.
Dave: Okay. It was Bigfoot.
Ray: That's better.

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Ray: What happened here?
Dave: Poor guy was sparring with Stallone while training for "Rocky 14".

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Ray: Look. He was trying to tell us who killed him. What was he writing in the dirt?
Dave: "I saved by switching my insuran"...
 
Dynamo1 said:
Dave: Judging by the bruises and damage, this was caused by someone very strong. Someone like Iron Man, Spider Man, Superman, Batman, The Thing, or The Hulk.
Ray: Forget the comic books. Think of someone that's real.
Dave: Okay. It was Bigfoot.
Ray: That's better.

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Ray: What happened here?
Dave: Poor guy was sparring with Stallone while training for "Rocky 14".

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Ray: Look. He was trying to tell us who killed him. What was he writing in the dirt?
Dave: "I saved by switcing my insuran"...
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:lol:Dynamo1 you always brighten my day, the insurance one, brilliant:thumbsup:

HOUSE OF HOARDERS


GREG:: "WOW, I can't believe this, it's an old 'Power Ranger' toy, I loved these, can I keep this one"?:confused:

NICK:: "UH, I don't think so, come on Greg, you know the drill, so bag it or put a bag over your head":evil:

GREG:: "I'm just talking out loud Nick, be nice to me for a change":(

NICK:: "I am nice, don't be a idiot then OK, this is our job, remember":shifty:

GREG:: "So I'm only supposed to say what you want":vulcan:

NICK:: "WOW, wait till you see this an old 'Barbie' doll, these people saved everything, too weird":cardie:

GREG:: "You got that right, hey Sara, come here":cool:
 
Greg: Oh my god, there's a puppy trapped in all this mess. (clears away pile of clothes and rescues puppy) Nick, can I keep him?

Nick: What do I care? You don't live with me.

Greg: No, but you drove us here, so he'd have to ride back in your vehicle.
 
All great lines fans:bolian:

BLOODMOON

NICK:: "Good one buddy, you even scare me":wtf:

RAY:: "HA-HA-HA, my intentions, mu-ha-ha, now what are we doing here":confused:

NICK:: "To find the weapon that beheaded that guy":(

RAY:: "Right, hey look over there, a weapons booth":vulcan:

NICK:: "Lets go":thumbsup:
 
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