The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style! P2

Margot: Yes, I got to act and sing with Elvis.
Ray: I have worked as an Elvis impersonator.
Margot: Really?
Ray: Listen. "Love me tender, Love me sweet, never let me go..."
Margot: Stick to your day job.
Ray: I work a night shift.
Margot: Then why is the sun out.
Ray: Darn. Again!

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Ray: I've got this co-worker in the lab who asked me to take a picture of you.
Margot: How sweet. I'll even autograph it for him. What's his name?
Ray: Hodges. David Hodges.
Margot: NOOOO! I have a restraining order out on him.
Ray: I figured as much. Many do.

 

The ELVIS ones hysterical, thank's Dynamo1:lol:

SQWEEGEL

NICK:: "WHOA, this is my kind of pad"

CATH:: "Me too, and I have to go home to my little hovel"

GREG:: "Your place is nice Cath":thumbsup:

RAY:: "This is some kind of palatial palace that's for sure":wtf:

NICK:: "I heard that Elvis used to hang out here"

RAY:: "Yeah he did at least that's what Margot told me":shifty:

CATH:: "Well we might as well go in, and thank's Greg for the compliment on my house":thumbsup:

GREG:: "No problem boss, but this is pretty damn exquisite":rommie:

 

Nick: Whew. I'm exhausted. Don't you think it's time to get lighter lunch boxes?
Greg: What are you complaining about? I'm the one who has to carry Ray's lunch as well as mine.
Catherine: Ray, are you still using the good china and glassware from the evidence locker? I told you to use paper plates.
Ray: I'm trying to save the environment. Let's eat before the caviar spoils.
Greg: Just how much are they paying you?

---=== OR ===---

Catherine: I can't believe it.
Nick: Is that for real or am I hallucinating?
Greg: Even I haven't seen that before.
Ray: Just what is that?
Catherine: That, my friends, is the day shift. They actually exist. Let's go home.

 

CATHERINE: Oh, you must all be here for the Horatio Caine auditions. Follow me, this way.

 

:lol:Thank's for joining this fun thread Crumbs and good one on Horatio:bolian:

HITTING FOR THE CYCLE

NICK:: "Hodges did you pee in the pool"?

HODGES:: "How dare you, did you, why do you think I did"?

NICK:: "Your a strange bird dude, I wouldn't put it past you":wtf:

HODGES:: "Actually I just used the head in the house, this is just green algae, so we need to clean it up and look for evidence":cardie:

NICK:: "Yeah OK Hodges, you can undertake that little project":vulcan:

HODGES:: "Why me, I'll gag, why not someone else hey Dave, come here":scream:

NICK:: "You can at least help him, I've got to go in the house now, so don't take an attitude with me, OK"

HODGES:: [mumbling to him self] "OK Nick whatever you say":angryrazz:

 

Nick: Why did you call me over?
Hodges: I thought you might want to look at the cute fish swimming in here.
Nick: WHAT? Those fish are piranha. They are dangerous and could.... Hey, Ecklie! Come here and look at the cute fish.

---=== OR ===---

Nick: I must be seeing things.
Hodges: Oh, you mean the mermaid? Her name is Ariel.
Nick: You've spoken to her?
Hodges: No, of course not. We communicate by reading each other's thoughts.
Nick: That's it. Get inside right now. You've been out in the hot sun too long.

 

:guffaw: so hysterical, poor cluless Ecklie

THE TWO MRS. GRISSOM'S

SARA:: "UH, just a minute babe, someone is calling me, oh crap it's Nick, I gotta go"

GRISSOM:: "Now you take care OK, call me when you can":cardie:

SARA:: "I will, and did you know your mom's here, thank's for the letting me know":wtf:

GRISSOM:: "I did not know that, but you'll like her, I promise, talk to you soon"?

SARA:: "Yeah OK whatever you say, buh-bye now"

 

Runway announcer: ...and here is Sara Sidle modeling what the fashionable CSI will be wearing this Spring...

---=== OR ===---

Sara: Hi, Cath... Yeah, we are in Egypt. Gil heard that there are lots of scarabs modeled after dung beetles... No, Greg. Not Paul, John, George, and Ringo. The bug. You know how my bugman gets when people mention them.

 

So great and Dynamo1 there's an opening on CSI, why don't you apply?

THE LIST

RAY:: "OK, why is their lipstick on this wine glass, hey Nick come here will ya"

NICK:: "What is it buddy, I'm processing in the kitchen":vulcan:

RAY:: "Have Sara or Catherine been in this room sneaking wine"?:wtf:

NICK:: "NO, only Brass and Hodges, oh and Super Dave, why"

RAY:: "I'm baffled by this, hurry up and tell me what you think OK"?:cardie:

NICK:: "I'm on my way"

 

Ray: That's it, Hodges. You're in trouble now. This was from my Martha Stewart set.

---=== OR ===---

Ray: Darn. Too bad it's broken. It would have been nice in my musical chimes glass collection.

 

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COLD BLOODED


HODGES:: "Ray did my dinosaur talk to you"?

RAY:: "Yeah David, he is right now"

HODGES:: "Oh can I come over and help you"?

RAY:: "Sure David, come over and we'll all have a cool conversation"

HODGES:: "Oh goodie-goodie, isn't this fun Ray"?:cardie:

RAY:: "Yeah David it's a blast, why did I take him with me, damn who's blood is this":censored:

 

Ray: Hey, Hodges. Run down the block and get the big guy some breath mints... And super-size it.

---=== OR ===---

Dinosaur: Hello, professor. It's good to meet you.
Ray: Knock it off, Dunham. I'm working here.

---=== OR ===---

Dinowsaur #1: Hey, Burt. This guy has more meat on him than that tour group leader. Let's eat him..

---=== OR ===---

Ray: Looks like someone didn't brush after some of those snacks.

 

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:rommie:Super size it.. so funny can you imagine a dinosuars breath:klingon:

SARA.. GREG AND BIRDIE

SARA:: "AH he's so cute he just said something Gil would love"

GREG:: "He just swore, and told us to F...off":wtf:

SARA:: "Exactly, that's what I mean":alienblush:

GREG:: "Grissom would like that"?

SARA:: "Yeah he would, cause' that's what he wanted to say many times, but didn't":shifty:

GREG:: "I did not know that"

SARA:: "Mums the word Greg" :cardie:

GREG:: "Sure thing Sara"