Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

From the time travel ep of NY:

Guy/Witness (to Angell): Could I get your number?

Angell: Why? Are you in trouble?

Guy: No, but I'd like to be.

Angell: :rolleyes:
 
GregNickRyanFan said:
R: I feel sorry for that guy. I hope the jury takes it easy on him.

C: A murderer is a murderer.

R: Do you really believe that?

C: Personally? No. Professionally? yeah... and I'm still on the clock. Wanna ask me that again in about an hour over a beer?

R: You mean you're not mad at me? 'Cause I heard we had a really big fight.

C: Don't believe everything you hear.
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i love that one too :)
 
Here's some Miami ones from "Curse Of The Coffin" :

Ryan: I hate this case!

:lol: It was funny the way he said it and the reason. Him being scared of the case cause of touching that powder or whatever made his hand go numb or something.


"Relax, I come in peace." - Eric to Valera when she saw the big axe he had in his hand. :lol:
 
"And if you mention anything about 'Delko Time' again, you're gonna have to rent a room here."

Eric to Ryan when they leave hospital after ryan gets shot with a nail
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Ryan: "Haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?"
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"That smells good."
"A little café cubano. Put some hair on your chest."
"Don't you just say the sweetest things."
Calleigh and Eric
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"Engines on that baby cost more than your car."
"Maybe more than your car."
Eric and Speedle
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"Have you ever lied to someone who loved and trusted you?"
"Yes."
"Recently?"
"Yes."
Polygraph tester and Eric Delko
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"Had my phone on vibrate, I was, uh ... a little busy."
"Yeah?"
"Didn't want to be interrupted."
"Busy with the left hand?"
"Funny."
Eric and Speedle
 
Hmmm, I got a few favourites from Miami:

(Blood Brothers, I think) Horatio: We never close (the best one linder eva!)

(Inside Out)
Kyle: I did what you said, I fought back.
Horatio: I know you did, son, I know you did.
K: Why are you doing this?
H:I'm doing this, Kyle, because I'm your father, okay.
K:Uh - what?!
H:I know you don't believe me, and we can't talk about it now, but we will. C'mon!

(Kill Zone)
Horatio: What do you get when a six foot shooter lays down with a three foot weapon?
Calleigh: Hot flashes, but that's just me.

(Down To The Wire)
That long talk with Eric and Calleigh in the locker room, preferably this part:
Cal: Well I have to say something... because I feel for you and you know that (surprized expression on Eric's face).

And there's lots more!
 
I like the one from Vegas (can't remember the ep) where someone is talking to Superdave. They tell him something like the secret to a happy marriage is not discussing any gory details from the job with his wife or something like that and Superdave says something like "are you kidding? she'll want to hear every detail. Why do you think I married her?" :lol:
 
CSI NY - 3.19 - Daze of Wine and Roaches

Lindsay: I mean, isn't the cockroach kind of the unofficial mascot of New York?
Danny: Very funny, take it easy there, Montana (love the way he says her name here)

Danny: And then he gets...screwed to death
Flack: 6.5 Mess, a little shaky on the landing.

Luther: I can certainly answer any of your questions or write them down and have Evie respond by e-mail.
Flack: Well, that's not how this works. See, we're old school: bare light bulbs, cold concrete rooms.

CSI NY - 2.19 - Supermen

Danny: Don't tell me you know a little something about football, please.
Lindsay: Why? Is that so hard to believe?
Danny: No, just dangerous. (Lindsay looks up at him) I might ask you to marry me.
 
Elayne said:
Greg Sanders (to Grissom) in "Let The Seller Beware": You infected me with mildew!?
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Win! :lol: The way he said it make me laugh so hard.

I also loved this scene:

Greg: Maybe I saw you perform?
Catherine: Oh, I doubt it.
Greg: Why?
Catherine: You would have remembered.
 
this one rocks :D

Stella: They say burning is the most painful of deaths.
Danny: I love it. How do they know? What did they do, take a poll? 64% of dead people surveyed...
 
Because anyone who watches LV and loves SUPERdave... ep 7x14 - meet market during the Keppler era...lol

NICK: Hey ... you know what Grissom would say here, don't you?
DAVID PHILLIPS: Something ironic, I'm sure.

:lol:
 
In Miami ep "Legal" when Calleigh says something about a Cosmo, Ryan says: "Total chick drink." Then Calleigh says something about the suspect and Ryan goes "That's hot!" (cause the suspect had said that earlier). :lol:
 
This line from "And Then There Were None" isn't exactly my favorite but I think it's a candidate for the most ironic line:

Grissom: Congratulations, Warrick. You've found the mole!
 
that one rocks :D

Danny: Good morning, dear.
Stella: Do I have a tail back there?
Danny: Sorry. Good morning, Stella.
Stella: Better.
 
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