My favorite line has to be: Danny: *after Mac and Stella walk into the lab* Whoa, Mac, back in black. Is that a new shirt? That's nice. Sorry if I got that wrong. I love it because Mac bites his bottom lip because he's so embarassed. It makes me laugh every single time.
In 'You Kill Me,' the lab rats keep coming in as DBs, and the marvelous SuperDave gets the repeated line, "No signs of sexual trauma." Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy. Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy. Grissom: We look at each case objectively, without presupposition, regardless of sex, creed, color, or bubblegum flavor. Hodges boo-boo comment in 'Say Uncle' Basically everything that comes out of Brass's mouth. That man is a riot. The only thing I can think of at the moment is "Where would I put the badge?" when the painter in 'Life Imitates Art' asks him to pose nude. Cath: Don't call me pookie. Gil Grissom: I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts. Captain Jim Brass: Sound familiar? Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed. Captain Jim Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking. Gil Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?" Captain Jim Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it. Sara Sidle: You made my pickle into a light bulb? [Dr. Robbins has received a human head in the mail] [Grissom walks into the room] Gil Grissom: I heard you got some head. [liquid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth] Sara Sidle: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud. Greg Sanders: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose. Catherine Willows: Hey, you. Warrick Brown: Hey. Catherine Willows: How uh... are you holding up? Warrick Brown: I'm fine. Catherine Willows: You sure? Warrick Brown: Yeah. Catherine Willows: ...you're in the women's bathroom. [identifying an insect at a crime scene] Gil Grissom: Dermastidae masculatus. Sara Sidle: That's Latin for "You're hiding a dead body." Sara: (to Warrick) Fine suit. (Nick takes off shirt to change) Sara: (to shirtless Nick) And well, just fine. Cath: Well I like hairy chests, but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasel. Fave shippy ones: Warrick Brown: Whatever happened to, "You cross the tape, you go the distance."? Catherine Willows: I was probably saying that to get you to service my needs at the time. Nick: Leggo my Greggo!
One of my favourite quotes from CSI is from Rashomama where Greg is telling his version of the events: Greg: So there I was. Where the girls go to get glossy. I just love the way he says it. So hilarious. Then there's Sara and Greg's experience processing the car in Bodies in Motion: Greg gets some body juice in his mouth Sara: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud. Greg: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose. And some of Catherine's best lines: Catherine (to Grissom, who can't tie a tie): You don't need a diagram. You need a woman. Catherine (to Grissom): I'd slap you, but I think you'd enjoy it too much. Catherine: It's raining man juice??? Sara: Halleluiah?
Gotta love Brass: "Do I look like Paula Abdul?" Sara (when talking about semen in hotel bedrooms): "That's why I always carry a bottle of Nonoxynol-9", and grissom says something about her sounding like in a commercial, maybe if she was getting paid to say that. Greg: "you make me nervous" - I lover his honesty and non-chalant attitude towards Grissom. Nick: "Don't worry, the crime lb will buy you another coffin" Grissom: "We will?" Sara: "Hadn't heard of it" Grissom: "Maybe it was before your time"
I can't watch that scene without laughing soo much Awesome This is nice line from NY ep Tri-Borough (maybe simple, but loved Flacks voice when he said the line :lol: ): Aiden: Anybody see anything? Flack: When does anybody ever see anything? From Summer in the City (I loved those expressions when Hawkes, Flack and Mac talked o// ): Stella: Guess this'll be a no-brainer for you. Hawkes: She did not just say that. Flack & Mac: She did. There's lots of good lines, and especially in season 4, but now I don't remember any Must watch s4 again ^^
I was watching the season 4 CSI: NY episode "Happily Never After" earlier today. Here's my favorite Mac line from the episode. Adam has earphones in his ears and is dancing to the music he's listening to while he's working. Adam does a slow dance-spin around and, SURPRISE, there Mac. And that's lead me to the Mac line. Mac: That was a nice move. What is this, Dancing with the Scientists? :rommie::guffaw::lol: I love it!!!
From Vegas' Season Six ep "Werewolves": Hodges, Archie and Henry come into the morgue to see the "werewolf". Henry (to SuperDave about body): Can I touch him? Archie: You mean pet him? :lol:
This is from the first episode of CSI: NY season 4. This one is for all you Adam Ross/A.J. Buckley fans. Adam: Must fight crime.
From last night's NY: (the daughter of a criminal had a pineapple shaped tantoo) Stella: I guess the pineapple didn't fall far from the tree. :lol: Adam: Time to let the dogs out. Mac: There's no way this building is guilty (or was it capable?) of murder. (Suspect tells Flack he has pancreatic cancer then: Supsect: I didn't even know what a pancreatic was. :lol: (that's cause it pancreas lol). Danny: Can you hear me now?
From CSI:NY 5x10 - The Triangle. Danny: "I just wanted you to know... that I love you." Lindsay: "I love you too, Danny." Just so so sweet! PSG xxx
CSIM- Delko and Speed taking cell phones after a shooting... Girl: Don't you have to have a warrant for this or something? Delko: We can get a warrant if you want it locked up as evidence for years or you can just let us have it for about 3 hours. Girl: What am I supposed to do for 3 hours? Speed: (slightly sarcastic) I don't know...stop talking? ~snicker~