Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

CoachMom said:
CSIM-
Delko and Speed taking cell phones after a shooting...

Girl: Don't you have to have a warrant for this or something?
Delko: We can get a warrant and keep it as evidence for months or you can just let us have it for about 3 hours.
Girl: What am I supposed to do for 3 hours?
Speed: (slightly sarcastic) I don't know...quit talking?
~snicker~:)
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ROTFL!
 
CSI Snow Angel said:
CoachMom said:
CSIM-
Delko and Speed taking cell phones after a shooting...

Girl: Don't you have to have a warrant for this or something?
Delko: We can get a warrant if you want it locked up as evidence for years or you can just let us have it for about 3 hours.
Girl: What am I supposed to do for 3 hours?
Speed: (slightly sarcastic) I don't know...stop talking?
~snicker~:)
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ROTFL!
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:lol: You can see it here. I lol every time I see it. I saw the full episode for the first time yesterday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGnDVrzh5bI
 
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:lol: Thanks for the vid. I either missed that ep or it's been so long that I forgot it. I love how Speed did the sarcasm in the "I'm so annoyed with you" voice. :lol:
 
Re: Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows.

I got 2 more. One from Miami and one from NY.
First the CSI: NY line.
It's the Lindsay line I'm gonna do in all bold.
This is from the CSI: NY season 2 episode "Bad Beat", which I was watching earlier tonight.
It's the last scene in chapter 2 of this episode on the DVD.

Lindsay walks by the room where Danny, Adam and Hawkes all have their heads tilted in the same direction watching a video. She backs up and looks in again before entering the room. Lindsay comes up behind the space between Danny and Adam.
Lindsay(to Danny): Footage from your 30th birthday party, Messer?
Danny: Walrus documentary, actually.
Hawkes: It's Tara Stansfield, our victim from the park.
Lindsay: Who's the other walrus?

Now from CSI: Miami.
This is a Frank Tripp line from the season 3 episode"Killer Date".
The first part of this line that says "I hunt and I peck" sounds suspiciously like my typing when I first got this computer back in April 2002.:p

Frank: I hunt and I peck and I don't want anyone breathing down my neck.
 
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In the ep of Vegas where the little boy killed his mother for killing his uncle (can't recall name of ep):

Greg: Welcome to the dark side of social networking.
 
This is from the ONLY episode of original CSI I like and can remember anything about. This is from the season 2 episode "Cross-Jurisdictions" or as I like to call it "the CSI: Miami pilot episode".

Grissom(to Katherine): Take Warrick. I don't think he's ever been to Florida.
 
How about this one, also from Cross-Jurisdictions:

Speedle: "So H, when was the last time you were in Hives?
Caine: "I was there opening night."
Speedle: "Oh, I didn't see you."
Caine: "I was...um...VIP."

hehe, why do I not doubt that ;)
 
This is one of my favorite Horatio one-liners:

Alexx: That's cold Horatio.
Horatio putting sun-glasses on: As cold as ice.

:lol:
 
Absolute favorite ever:

Greg: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.
 
EDIT.
Forgotten S in CAPITAL, bold, underlined, italics.

ChristmasCarol_12.22 said:
I was watching the season 4 CSI: NY episode "Happily Never After" earlier today. Here's my favorite Mac line from the episode. Adam has earphones in his ears and is dancing to the music he's listening to while he's working. Adam does a slow dance-spin around and, SURPRISE, there Mac. And that's lead me to the Mac line.

Mac: That was a nice move. What is this, Dancing with the Scientists?
:rommie::guffaw::lol:

I love it!!!
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This is from ^^that episode^^.
On the DVD, this takeS place about 2 or 3 minutes before ^^that Mac line^^.
Hawkes: So the killer got Fiona.
Lindsay: And her little dog, too.
 
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ChristmasCarol_12.22 said:
ChristmasCarol_12.22 said:
I was watching the season 4 CSI: NY episode "Happily Never After" earlier today. Here's my favorite Mac line from the episode. Adam has earphones in his ears and is dancing to the music he's listening to while he's working. Adam does a slow dance-spin around and, SURPRISE, there Mac. And that's lead me to the Mac line.

Mac: That was a nice move. What is this, Dancing with the Scientists?
:rommie::guffaw::lol:

I love it!!!
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This is from ^^that episode^^. On the DVD, this take place about 2 or 3 minutes before ^^that Mac line^^.
Hawkes: So the killer got Fiona.
Lindsay: And her little dog, too.
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:guffaw:I remember that. Probably one of the best Lindsay lines ever. :lol: Though, I don't remember the dancing with the scientists line. :lol:
 
From Miami...
Delko: (kind of an outburst): "The Emergency Room is not the Medical Examiner."
Speed: "You got Tourettes or something?"
 
From "Open and Shut" CSI NY 3.05

Stella- We are fine. (referring to Lindsay stormy out) I spoke to Grace Thomason. She is blaming herself
Mac-Common reaction
Stella- You know, we go to crime scenes. We start rattling off platitudes to people, words of pain and loss and healing… and the truth is… all we really care about is the business of death
Mac-I know this has to be a little tough on you, Stella
Stella-Yeah, actually I think it’s good. It’s bringing out stuff that I haven’t dealt with. And I look at Grace and I know what she’s going through.
Mac-Tracy Davis
Stella- Our very fist case together.
Mac-I remember the look in your eyes… at the end of each day, when you processed the crime scene and analyzed her clothes. And I tell you now what I told you then: it’s hard to separate yourself emotionally but in the end always comes down to the evidence.
Stella- I didn’t forget that, Mac. This case is different. Hell, I’m different. I know what it’s like to be trapped in your home… and I have a vivid memory of that horrible moment when you realize the only way out is a bullet. I have no choice but to be emotionally involved

(A little long but a priceless scene)

Debbie :)
 
For CSI, it has to be foremost (and I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned) Catherine's line "I like hairy chests but I'm not about to bop a six foot weasle."

As for CSI:NY, I absolutely loved: (and I'm sure this has been mentioned somewhere too. :lol:)

Stella: They say burning is the most painful of deaths.
Danny: I love that. How do they know that? What, did they take a poll? 64% of dead people surveyed...

And for Miami...

Speed: The last time I was in church was when Kurt Cobain died.

And his face is priceless there after he says it... :lol: Also:

Speed: *turns around* What did you say?
Delko: Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Speed: Well they might, you shouldn't.

Suspect: I swear on my mother.
Speed: I'm glad I'm not her.

Horatio: You guys couldn't find your ass with both hands.

Ryan: *deadpan* That's hot.

Megan: It means he did it without his temporal lobe.
Speed: Hard to do.

Okay I'll stop. :p I suppose I have a lot of favourites after this long.
 
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