Your Favorite CSI Line From any 3 Shows

Some of my favorite CSI:NY quotes: :)

Sheriff Benson: All I'm saying is people come to town and get caught up in the folklore.
Lindsay Monroe: Do we look like we're here buying postcards?

John Hayes: All right, so you two are the smart cops.
Danny Messer: Yeah, somewhere along the way we learned to read.

Flack: QT Jammer. Most notorious trader in Manhattan. This guy was a Rambo. Half a billion in assets, trades commodities for a living. You think betting the NFL's tough, try betting on pork bellies, coffee, or grain. How do you bet on grain?

I like Flack's expression after he says that ;)

Mac Taylor: Did you know that Hawkes is a walking encyclopedia of tidbit information?
Stella Bonasera: Good, now you can go to him instead of Google.
 
One of my favorit lines from From The CSI is from NY

Flack-" Stop, Drop, And Roll you son of a bitch "

I just love that line its so funny:lol:
 
one of my favorite lines from CSI: LV
Captain Brass from "Drops' Out" of S/8
he was talking to drops and he's like "yippee, we're goin to the hood."
lmao :thumbsup: just the way in which he says most stuff :guffaw:
 
I know some people didn't like this episode of LV but these lines to me are hysterical:

Warrick: What does this look like to you?

Grissom: A hermapherdite(sp?) on roller skates.

Catherine: A puppy.

Two and a Half Deaths

Just the way Catherine says "a puppy" is priceless.
 
Kasey82800 said:
I know some people didn't like this episode of LV but these lines to me are hysterical:

Warrick: What does this look like to you?

Grissom: A hermapherdite(sp?) on roller skates.

Catherine: A puppy.

Two and a Half Deaths

Just the way Catherine says "a puppy" is priceless.
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that is one of the best line ever! :guffaw:
 
I was just watching the season 4 episode "Admissions". There's a scene with a real good Mac line in it. The scene starts with Mac coming into the room where Flack is. Mac is on his cell phone saying "No, everyone else's priorities need to be checked, not mine." Towards the end of the scene Mac tells Flack maybe they should use the media. Mac tells Flack what to tell them and not to tell them about the carvings the Cabbie Killer leaves on his victims' necks. Flack says "Hey, uh, what about the tarps he wraps the vics in? Any leads on that yet?" Mac's response to that is the really good Mac line.
Mac: You're gonna start riding my ass now, too?

:guffaw:I love it.:guffaw:
 
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Don't know if it has been mentioned before, then sorry for the dbl post.

CSI NY - 2x09:

(Danny is holding up a piece of evidence)
Stella: You're gonna have to do more than stare at it.
Danny: I'm waiting for it to talk to me.
Stella: Ah, then you might wanna buy it a drink first.
 
My all time favourite is from CSI: Miami -
GANG MEMBER: (Lying Wounded aiming gun at Horatio) This is Mala Noche Justice
HORATIO: (Pulls Gun) Mala Noche Justice, Meet Miami Justice (Shoots man, puts sunglasses on and walks away)


My Favourite From CSI NY -
MAC: You're under arrest for Murder, the kidnapping and attempted murder of a Crime Scene Investigator, Bank Robbery, Evading arrest, carrying an unlicensed firearm, Grand Larsony but most of all... FOR PISSING ME OFF

And My Favourite From CSI -
(Woman falls from window onto bus and becomes completely Jellified)
CATHERINE: Soup Sandwich
NICK: Should of taken the elevator down
 
soundandfury said:
Absolute favorite ever:

Greg: I'm like a sponge: I just absorb information.
Grissom: I thought that was MY line.
Greg: Yeah, and I absorbed it.
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Grissom's reaction to that was perfect. But I must say most of what Greg says tends to crack me up. Of course there was one special line that had me on the floor.

Greg to Grissom: Just so you know, I really like my penis.

... :guffaw:
 
well, there are fellow posters who have great talent choosing the best pics ever on CSI NY. My personal deligh is only to transcribe memorable scenes:thumbsup:

i think this is Melina's best scene she had on the show:bolian: Silence and the way Stella spoke to Victoria showed she knew Victoria was responsible for that and she wanted to forget considering Stella was a victim of Genre

I'm not English speaker so i will think to live with my mistakes. Also there were words i coudn't understand. Sorry.

From "Cold Reveal" 3.22 The meeting with Stella and her sexually abused foster sister. "V" stands for Victoria and "S" is Stella of course

Someone knocked Victoria's door. It's Stella
V-->Yes

S--> Victoria Page? I'm...

V-->Stella Bonasera. I haven't seen you since...

S-->My Graduation Academy. And you were Erin Yates back then.

V-->Come in. (Stella enters inside) how did you find me?

S--> Vistoria Page. "The red shoes". I have been working in this case tha ended up in and old (word...?) movie house. Same where Garth took us every Saturday. And then he took you away to the projection room. He did things to you, didn't he?

V--> Stella this is a mistake

S--> Years later. i put them up together. Remembered when we were sitting on there and he tapped on your shoulder. That movie was our escape. You ran away from that nightmare to save yourself. And to save me. You knew if you left they would send me away. And i would never have to deal with Garth. I know what he did. He might haunt on you. And that's why you killed him

v--> Stella, i didn't and i couldn't kill anyone

S--> Marilyn cleaned up the crime scene for you, Mindy. remember she used to bring Garth dinner some nights? Maybe she saw you leave. Maybe she knew why

V-->--> I don't know what are you talking about

S--> we found your bloody clothes on the side of Philly train bike (word?) where you buried them

V--> No, i wasn't there

S--> Maybe not as Mindy or Erin but as Victoria page. You had a job late up in Washington D.C. After you took your reveange you headed in South

V--> that's why are you here? to arrest me?

S--> Some months ago i'd said "yes" But life is strange. I foiund these grey areas. Sometimes you don't choose your own hell. It's chosen for you. And do any to survive Today, I'm here because you're the only sister I've ever known. My Blood sister, forever and ever. Tomorrow i'll have to come back with my bunch

V--> It's good to see you Stell

Stella--> Take care yourself

(if Victoria stayed and she is in jail or she is escape remains unknown)
 
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I think that my favorite line is from Horatio. It was first uttered in Blood Brothers when Horatio said, "In Miami, We. Never. Close."

I believe it has been said in a total of three episodes so far, and once by Eric.
 
Here's another one of my favorite quotes. It's from CSI:NY, the episode Manhattan Manhunt:

Mac: Me? I don't pity you, Darius. There's a lot of people with worse stories than yours - they never hurt anyone. You killed 12 people in two states over the last 72 hours and you want me to feel sorry for you because your daddy... didn't kiss you when you were a baby? You asked for my help? I did help you - you're where you belong... You rot in hell, you son of a b*****.

I cannot tell you why I like that, but I just do. :D
 
SpeedyMeg25 said:
Mac: Me? I don't pity you, Darius. There's a lot of people with worse stories than yours - they never hurt anyone. You killed 12 people in two states over the last 72 hours and you want me to feel sorry for you because your daddy... didn't kiss you when you were a baby? You asked for my help? I did help you - you're where you belong... You rot in hell, you son of a b*****.
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That was the very line that turned me on to CSI:NY and inspired me to get all the DVD sets!!! :lol:
 
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