You know you're (insert nationality here) when...

You know you're Lebanese when you find yourself asking Arab-looking people in New York if they speak Arabic, then bragging about your mom's cooking.

 

You know you're Canadian when you

-start and end your sentances with 'eh'
-insist that you don't have an accent.

 

You know your Mexican when your in a McDonalds looking for tacos

seriously true story

 

You know you're a Canadian when..

-you say Z (ed) instead of (Z) ee
-when you spell words like color -colour
-when you spell center-centre
-when you say chesterfield instead of sofa

 

^Or you could also be British

You know you're Belgian when..

- you're familiar with all the beers on the menu.
- you have lost all faith in the political system.
- waffles with whipped cream don't really do it for you anymore :wtf:

 

You know youre Ukrainian when :

~ You eat "Borsh" every day.

~ when you have no problem eating onion or garlic (raw) :lol:

~ when you like eating "salo" (sorry don't know how to translate)

~ Whe you like to eat home-made pastries, or make them.

 

:lol: :lol: Those were funnaaaaaay!

You know you're Lebanese when:
- you repeatedly tell other Arabs that you're superior to them because your ancestors are Phoenecian and they're just "Arabian".
- eating raw meat, ground up and mixed with crushed wheat, starts at an early age and usually results in your death :lol:

 

omg i adore borscht. i'm english but i do. i actually like solyanka even more

i guess you know you're english when you talk about the weather all the time and you know you're a londoner when going on the tube in summer is the equivalent of going into the pit of hell!

 

You know you're Canadian when:

- You think "eh" is more sophisticated than "y'all"
- You understand the Molson Canadian commercials
- The phrase "Game On" reminds you of your childhood
- Your milk comes in cartons or bags
- You have a drawer in your dresser for Canadian Tire money

 

Milk in bags?? :O I gotta see that!

You know you're Lebanese when you've got guests over and want to get rid of them, so you make coffee really quick.

You know you're Lebanese when your milk is always powdered!

 

You know you're Canadian when..

you recognize the CBC jingle
you know what a 'toonie' and a 'loonie' is.

 

You know you're english when...

- you use sarcasm just as a way of talking and wonder why no other country gets it the way you do.
- Chav is a definition of how low you can really go if you try.
- When you are considered a thug just because you want to wear your hoody and pull the hood up.
- You worship one sportsman and go with them all the way the minute they do bad we all walk away.
- we only play tennis for 2 weeks of the year when wimbledons on and other than that its a ok sport.
- you take football way to seriously
- you watch england get so far in a sport and immediately know you wont get anywhere unless its the dying seconds of the game or some miracle happens

 

haha, so true! and we think we're the only nation that really understands irony. there are probably others but it's nice to be the best at something

blame bliar for that one! respect agenda my arse!

we do that with everyone tho - we build them up so we can knock them down, that is in fact our national sport, who needs football when you can give people nervous breakdowns through the tabloids!?:lol:

 

I guess you also know you're English when you think Americans have an accent :lol:

I argue with my British friends about that all the time, they think I have an accent cause I'm from New York and they don't have one at all.