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Well, Ashley's backing up the two because Michelle McCool is backing up London/Kendricks' rivals.

Speaking of Trish, I made a little Tribute:

And I'm gonna pick up on something. What I like about Trish is that she's the Diva who had spunk and proved that women can wrestle. They have the same ability as men to be in a ring and beat the crap out of somebody else. Trish was also the one who didn't put out herself looking like a ho and dressing up like one in the ring. She wasn't about looking sexy or hot so she could over up not being able to wrestle. That's Trish.

 

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Aw, that's a nice trubte, tanglewood14. I miss Trish already...

Okay, so Edge lost before Unforgiven, right? So... rule of the thumb. He's going to win the PPV. Man, I am gonna bite my nails here out of curiousity on who will win Unforgiven.

(Sigh) But once this Edge/Cena storyline is over, I wonder who's next in line to get it on with Edge for the title...

 

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Okay, wanna talk Unforgiven?

Yes, people, John Cena is champion once more. So, that's 3.

And for Trish, check out these pics:

Wow, she leaves WWE as Women's Champ.

 

[gream_reaper]

Holy Crap! So people were right in school. Cena's champ again! :lol: 3rd time's a charm...

And wow. Trish is the Women's Champ again. I am definitely gonna miss her.

That last picture of trick is "Picture Perfect". Beautiful.

 

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Okay, so Bobby Lashley is the no. 1 contender for Booker's World Title, right? And their match is gonna take place at No Mercy. Here's what I think: Lashley will be booked World Champion. And you know what made me have that theory? SmackDown! will have a show here in the Philippines, right? And in the advertisment, they mentioned "Watch Bobby Lashley take on King Booker...", so somewhere along the line, there's something going between these two and it revolves around the world title.

 

[gream_reaper]

Hmmm... but still. Word has it, Booker's moved to ECW. I dunno, I just found that on wwe.com. Anyway, blah blah...

If Bobby Lashley will be a fans favorite, then he's probably gonna be World Champ.

^ It's just a little some some I see WWE does.

 

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I watched Trish's last Raw match last Saturday night and I agree with Doreen, it was kind of emotional. Seeing the banners saying "Two Words Trish: DON'T GO" or "We'll Miss You, Trish". And I think it mus've been an honor for Mickie James to be the second to the last person to wrestle Trish in the WWE.

But, honor's all Lita's for wrestling Trish at Unforgiven. These two have been through a lot together and it's good that the last ass Trish was gonna woop was Lita's.

Now, the torch has been passed. Let's see what the other Divas are made of. Ashley, Candice, Torrie, Mickie, Victoria (She's already good as it is), Lita (Same case), Layla, Michelle, Kristal and the next diva I'm looking at to have a wonderful career: Jillian Hall.

Why Jillian? Yeah, sure so she can do a cartwheel here and there, throw punches here and body slams here and there, but, hey! Girl's still a rookie. Like Doreen said, Trish's career didn't start easy. She wasn't the most athletic back then, but seeing her years later made a hell lot of difference. Same could go for these other divas.

 

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Well, for me, I'm looking forward to seeing Ashley Massaro have a wonderful career in the WWE. I was watching her last Friday at Unforgiven 2005 and maybe a few more years in the business could pay off for her.

Here's a pic of Ash, BTW.

Khali, Ashley and Davari (hey! it ryhmes!)

She's a punk ass and I like her!

 

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Blam! Khali really is a freak of nature! He's like what? 7 feet tall? But, I gott say, I'm not diggin' Ashley's outfit.

Let's do a DX special shall we?

Okay, where to begin...? pics!

I was watching heat last week and I was LMAO when they did a DX special.

Remember that moment? When they imitated Shane and Vince McMahon. Dancing around, imitating their trademark lines. Then they had that video of Vince McMahon singing. I still LMAO everytime I think of it, actually. Man, I still f'n do.

Then, you know, McMahons came out with the Spirit Squad. They were yapping and yapping, suddenly stops upon seeing a porta-potty in fron of the Titantron.

"What in the hell is this?

Then DX said, "That's cause... you're full of crap". Then another funny and embarassing moment on TV... we all know what happened. Then Triple H probably cost WWE in the USA network for explicitly saying "Holy Sh*t" on Live TV.

 

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I had a bad stomach ache when I first watched that! I was laughing too much at H's dancing and Shawn's Shane O'Mac impersonations!

(looks closely at H's solo pic) Yep! They've even got Vince's freaky cleft chin imitated!

 

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Then DX said, "That's cause... you're full of crap". Then another funny and embarassing moment on TV... we all know what happened. Then Triple H probably cost WWE in the USA network for explicitly saying "Holy Sh*t" on Live TV.

Nah, the USA Network is a cable network, free from FCC rule. Besides, the use of it was totally planned, so they had their own guys bleep it out when they knew it was coming. Although I remember back when the WWE guys couldn't time the bleep button even remotely well, where we would hear an F-bomb, followed by a 10-second bleep.

Oh, and Kurt Angle has gone to TNA. Meaning that in 3 weeks he will have the NWA World Heavyweight title, only to drop it 2 weeks later to Jeff Jarrett, who will hold onto it for about another 12-13 months. The only reason I don't watch TNA is because of Jeff Jarrett, who I think is 20 times worse than Triple H when it comes to backstage booking.

 

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Oh, and Kurt Angle has gone to TNA. Meaning that in 3 weeks he will have the NWA World Heavyweight title, only to drop it 2 weeks later to Jeff Jarrett, who will hold onto it for about another 12-13 months. The only reason I don't watch TNA is because of Jeff Jarrett, who I think is 20 times worse than Triple H when it comes to backstage booking.

Oh, that is it! I knew it, by leaving WWE, Kurt Angle is gonna flush himself down the toilet of his career...

 

[gream_reaper]

Kurt? In TNA? I'll give TNA another shot then...

Time for our SmackDown! Rewind of The Week: (what I like to call our WWE show run-downs.)

Okay, here are some somes from this past week on SmackDown! as the show debuted on CW:

As much as I dislike this storyline, I'm just letting WWE be...

Booker and Undertaker had a match, and whoo! Lashley interfered!

As Undertaker attempted to nail King Booker with a Tombstone, The King managed to wriggle free and land a low blow, resulting in a disqualification. He then cracked The Deadman across the face with the World Heavyweight Championship and appeared ready to escape unscathed when, to the delight of the raucous crowd, Bobby Lashley grabbed King Booker (who he will challenge at No Mercy for the World Heavyweight Championship) and tossed him, like a peasant in the ancient kingdoms of old, back into the ring to meet the waiting lion face to face. A now horrified King Booker found himself on the wrong end of a Chokeslam and a Tombstone. Undertaker perched himself on his prey and pointed his gruesome, tongue-wagging mug towards his No Mercy opponent Mr. Kennedy, who was paralyzed with fear and, perhaps for the first time in his life, speechless.

And Cena made an appearance.

Oh, and the Diva search winner, Layla, had an appearance too.

Sheesh, I really can't say anything since I haven't decently watched SD in a while.

 

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Hmm, if Jillian and Layla start a beef, I'm on Jillian's side.

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We're still doing a DX special, so...

I've got the lyrics to one of the ass-whooping themes out there!

Are you ready?
Think you can tell us what to do?
Think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well you'd better get ready.
Bow to the masters.
Break It Down!
Degenerate into something fool.
We just got tired of doing what you told us to do.
But that's the breaks boy, yeah
That's the breaks little man. Break it down!
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
Think you can tell me what to do?
Do you know who your talking to?

Well you'd better get used to the way the ball bounces. I've seen what you got, it measures in ounces. But that's the breaks boy, yeah
That's the breaks little man.
Break it down!
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
You think you're a big man?
Treat you like your a little man.
Yo, tell me what its like to be half a man.
It must break your heart to see what I am.
But that's the breaks boy, yeah.
That's the breaks little man.
Break it down!
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!

It's an ass-kicking song and the lyrics are the (if I may quote SCHOOL OF ROCK) "Stick it to the man" songs.

We just got tired of doing what you told us to do.

That's the "stick it to the man" part.

 

[gream_reaper]

Aw. Damn. Speaking of DX, I've got pics from last week's Raw ep. And this is something you don't often see:

And the best part was DX (along with Cena) doing the DX trademark.

See this:

S*ck it!