PerfectAnomaly said:
Duuuude, are you telling me she's been snooping around Hammerback's office again? If a man's family jewels aren't even safe in the locked filing cabinet of a creepy (but loveable) coroner, then can they ever be safe?!?!
I think you just nailed another way to get Lindsay off the show! Lindsay snoops around spying on Sid and realizes he's the one hiding the jewels from her. In a desperate attempt to get them back in her possession, she sneaks into the coroner's office only to find Sid standing guard. He'd seen her snooping and anticipated the break in. A fight ensues and Sid ends up stabing Lindsay in the throat with a scalpel - thus leaving her to die without the ability to scream or emote in any way.
Sid as a dinkle-guarding ninja is a new one. All Lindsay has to do though is thump him in the bridge of his glasses, thus causing his techno-specs to fall apart and he's blinded. We need another defence for the Messer family jewels.