What's on their answering machines....?

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  1. rwf05

    rwf05 Hit and Run

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    this is an old joke one. forget where i first heard it but it so fits.
    Doc Robbins machine
    "City morgue, you stab, we slab them" beeeeeep
     
  2. drummergurll

    drummergurll Police Officer

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    Greg: I'm exhausted, the phone is far away...leave me a message....*beep*

    heard it on gilmore girls....used to have it on my cell...
     
  3. lantiscod

    lantiscod Pathologist

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    WOW!!! If it is his answering...I'm sure it will scare the whole lab :lol:
     
  4. csikicksurass

    csikicksurass Captain

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    GREG: we will we will call you back we will we will call you back, huh yeah nick it is from friends, well if you can think of a better one *BEEP*

    NICK: this is tobey miguire show me the messege show me the messege, what was that, i know greg it is from the simpsons but i hate the shi *BEEP*
     
  5. MrsGregHSanders

    MrsGregHSanders Police Officer

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    Sara: "Can't...come...to...phone...
    busy...listening...to...scanner...
    or...getting...to...attached...
    to...vic...leave...*BEEP*"

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    ~Edited: To unstretch screen~
     
  6. IlovemySNICKERS

    IlovemySNICKERS CSI Level One

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    Doc" "**whispers** I see dead people....**normal voice** But seriously i do!! You fool!! I work in a morgue!! HAHA How else would i see dead people?? I'm not like Haley Joel Osment from the '6th Sense'!! Gosh...people today....honestly look up Medical Examiner in the dictionary!"<BEEEEP>
     
  7. MrsGregHSanders

    MrsGregHSanders Police Officer

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    ha, i love the doc!
     
  8. hollie

    hollie Pathologist

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    Hehe, i love these!
     
  9. Guest

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    PEP Counseller: "Hello, this is ___, the PEP counseller for the Police Department and CSI Department in Las Vegas, Nevada.
    If you need to talk, press 0 after the beep.
    If you need help not-un-becoming-an-alcholic, press 1.
    If you need to talk about that shooting yesterday, press 2. If you want to ask me about getting a pay raise, or giving one, press 4.
    If you are angry as hell, take a hammer and smash the number 5 as much as possible before this message ends.
    It won't help, but it'll make you feel better.
    If this is Cassandera, call my cell."

    --
    I know, sad guys, but I can't think right now, I'm too tired. The idea of this is fun though, feel free to expirement. :D NO such thing as copyright for me.
     
  10. Hollis

    Hollis CSI Level Two

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    Hey, you've reached Sara Sidle and Gil Grissom's number. Leave a message after the beep. We're off doing our favorite thing tonight, so we might be gone a while. I love going up and down, and Gil likes it side to side... real slow. So, after we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you. *beep*

    Haha. Not original, I got it from a site a long time ago.
     
  11. MrsGregHSanders

    MrsGregHSanders Police Officer

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    I thought you were going to say riding roller coasters.
     
  12. Dynamo1

    Dynamo1 Head of the Swing Shift

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    I was thinking the same thing.
     
  13. meandmac

    meandmac Rookie

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    I was thinking of something else.
     
  14. MacsGirlMel

    MacsGirlMel Mac's Personal Assistant

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    LOL me too :devil:
     
  15. drummergurll

    drummergurll Police Officer

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    greg: congratulations, you have reached the number you most recently dialed. Leave a message. *beep*

    or....

    greg: i used to want to be big and important, but then one day i realized that the world needs less people who are big and important and more people who will leave a message after the beep! *beep*

    and then....

    brass: please leave a message. however, you have the right to remain silent....everything you say will be recorded and will be used by me....
     
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