What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

Thanks for the clarification, lovely mods. :)

Anyways, from 'Hard Time' with horatio and the victim (I forgot her name...) at the end while she's in the hospital and he's visiting her (I miss those H moments) she tells him after he comforts her.
Vic: "I'm still scared."
Horatio: "I know." (cue lightflash shots, shots of H's face and wideview of Vic's bed and H standing there) "I know."

It makes me wonder where that H went, and why he can't be back. I loved those scenes H had where he was such a comfort to victims...I know they're slowly bringing it back but I wish they'd hurry up. *sigh* It makes you hope. his voice is so...comforting. *sighs again* I totally made no sense, sorry people!
 
Double cap

"H": You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil,
you wake up in hell.

Money for nothing

Calleigh: Well when we get close to toll marks and ink processing I'll call you.

FBI(Elliot) If you don't you'll be hearing from my boss
at Homeland Security

Cal: "Well, I got goosebumps.
 
Eric: [about to scuba dive into a lake] Someone gonna cover me?
Horatio: [looking VERY sexy holding a rifle] I got ya.
Cath: Cover ya for what?
Eric: Alligators.
[shocked looks from Cath and Warrick]
Speed: Only way to outrun a gator is to swim faster than the guy next to you. Ain't that right Delko?
Eric: *jokingly* I used to have a partner.
Horatio: Guys. Please.

That was the VERY first episode!
 
Horatio- Alexx, you think they were killed in the crash?
Alexx- Not unless they each crashed into a bullet.

I laughed out loud for at least 5 minutes when she said this. yeah...i'm easily amused.

Horatio- So you're saying that you left her alone, running for her life?
Dale- Yeah.
Horatio- And they say that chivalry is dead.
 
"What the hell is this?"
"That's a warrant to search the premises."
"For what?"
"For items looted from an air-crash site. What'd you think, you were going to sell them on e-bay?"

Speed and some guy named Jim. :lol:
 
From "Death Grip"
Speed: Well that's different.
Calleigh: Someone's been doing yoga.
The yoga comment almost made me spit out my drink when I first heard it :lol:.

From "Broken"
Speed: No, no you can't. You know why? Because now you're a suspect so go ahead and get comfortable. Legally.
Easily the best line in the whole episode in my opinion.

And there are too many of Horatio's one liners to list here, but I love them all; so cheesy, but oh so addictive at the same time. For example, from "Breathless"
Horatio: Well, I guess we can’t rule out exposure.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
"Wannabe"
Alexx: "Girl you needed an exterminator"

I love that line, whenever I watch that ep I have to rewind and watch her say it again :lol:

From Killzone:
Horatio: So what do you get when a six-foot-tall man lays down with a three-foot-long rifle?
Calleigh: Hot flashes... but that's just me

Calleigh is just awesome....that is all I have to say about that line :lol:
 
Speed: What do you got?
Eric: A car explosion, burn victim, checking for cognac used as an accelaerant. Beat that?
Speed: Yeah. I got a preist, shot with a rifle, dead, in a church.
Eric: Not bad.
Speed: Not bad?
Eric: Not bad.
Speed: It's at least a draw you're not gonna beat me with a burned out car.
Meghan: Boys and their measuring sticks.

That's one of my favs from 'Ashes to AShes'.

Oh and there's this one!

Horatio: Your say she married for love?
Calleigh: I know. Wonders never cease.

I laughed my ass off for 10 minutes at that one... :lol:
 
Alexx: Please don't tell me we just gave a body away to a complete stranger.
Speed: Alexx, we just gave the...
Alexx: Timmy, I know.


Speed: You need some help?
Alexx: Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep.
Speed: Leaving that one alone.

I loved Alexx and Speeds banter. :(
 
Speed: You need some help?
Alexx: Nah. I could undress a dead man in my sleep.
Speed: Leaving that one alone.
Click to expand...

Aw i remeber that one! *laughs* Good times...good times... *random* I MISS SPEED!! *cries* :(
 
emilyfan said:
There's another one by Calleigh where a suspect tries to flatter her by calling her a secretary with a gun.
Calleigh: "I can type almost as well as I can shoot." Then she summarily tells him that flattery will get him nowhere. I have no idea what episode this is from though. I love the way she makes him think the flattery's working and then in the next breath sets him in his place.
Click to expand...

I LOVE that quote. I kept thinking "Uh, no, all the guys are to afraid of Calleigh." She kicks ass.

By the way: The episode is 412 The score.
 
Another one of my favorites from "Breathless"

Speedle: "Hey Megan, did you miss me?

Eric: She actually forgot your name.
 
This one is from Big Brother H talking to Y

H: Killer just made hie second mistake
Y: What was his first
H: His first mistake was murder
 
I can't exactly remember what Stetler said to get this comment but its from "The Oath"

H: Ahead of the curve, thats sexy.

and the way he said it? thats sexy. :D
 
These 2 happened in Bunk in S1.

Some old lady: *talking to Calleigh about her dead 81 year old sister* You look just like her.
Calleigh: *eyes widen*

It had me laughing. :lol:

Valera: ...And at the end of the day he splits nearly 6 million with his partner.
Teen: It isn't 6 million.
Horatio: This is where you say, "I don't know any Doctor Walton."

:lol: The Horatio sarcasm. *sigh* :rolleyes:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top