patluver144
Police Officer
Calleigh once said, "Hey Babe!"
That was a first to me!
That was a first to me!
What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?
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cityxstargazers
Victim
I have a lot, but I'll just post the ones from the first season for now.
Horatio: Let me ask you another question; when you're home alone do you lock the bathroom door?
Catherine: I don't even know you.
Megan: Where are you going?
Horatio: I'm going where we're all going: back to those seventeen seconds.
Horatio: I'm off to ruin a captain's day!
Horatio: You got something for me?
Calleigh: I got a question.
Horatio: Shoot.
Calleigh: How old are you?
Horatio: (Makes an amused face) Mmm. Forty-five. Caliber round, right?
Horatio: Okay, well I can tell you that this was done with an excimer laser and its inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter.
Delko: (Chuckles) Okay, how do you know that though? Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?
Calleigh: What about that guy in the Acapulco T-shirt? Did he give prints?
Delko: No, but you think we could arrest him based on the fact that it's a little too creepy to be in one of these places without a kid?
Calleigh: Do you believe her story?
Horatio: I don't know. I guess that depends on whether you like seeing men dress up in your underwear or not.
Christopher Harwood: Don't you want to know why?
Horatio: You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own.
Alexx: No vaginal tearing, no signs of semen. Guy went to a lot of trouble for no apparent personal or sexual motive.
Horatio: Mmm. How about the joy of just taking a life? That's always good.
Horatio: Here's the irony. Had you not been kind enough to provide me with the murder weapon I would have been stuck with negligent homicide for the neighbor. But as it stands now, I can charge you with murder. And I haven't even gotten to the 19 year old who OD'd.
James Welmont: So what are you saying?
Horatio: I'm just saying, thanks.
Horatio: A 268? So he's not just a b-and-e guy. He's a rapist, too.
Detective Bernstein: Gets better.
Horatio: It gets better than a rapist being raped? How?
Delko: Tell me about it. I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck.
Delko: Yeah, or permanently screwed.
Horatio: Okay. The husband's dead, the wife is dead…
Frank: Russian's dead.
Horatio: Yes, let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a twizzler.
Don Haffman: I like smoking a Monte Cristo number two after winning a slam-dunk
case. Your grandma wouldn't be trying to screw me out of a good cigar
Speed: (talking to H on the phone) All right, I'll tell him.
Delko: What did he say?
Speed: "Throw another rock." What does that mean?
Delko: It means we got a long night ahead of us.
Horatio: This cocaine did not come from Haiti.
Speed: Not unless Haiti's in the middle of our crime lab.
Horatio: That's right.
Danny Maxwell: Kill someone? I saved lives. Eric, you were there. You saw me. I should be getting a medal, not the third degree.
Speed: That's an ironic choice of words.
Speed: What's with the no-ac, man?
Delko: Had my phone on vibrate, I was, uh, a little busy.
Speed: Yeah?
Delko: Didn't want to be interrupted.
Speed: Busy with the left hand?
Delko: Funny.
Horatio: Let me ask you another question; when you're home alone do you lock the bathroom door?
Catherine: I don't even know you.
Megan: Where are you going?
Horatio: I'm going where we're all going: back to those seventeen seconds.
Horatio: I'm off to ruin a captain's day!
Horatio: You got something for me?
Calleigh: I got a question.
Horatio: Shoot.
Calleigh: How old are you?
Horatio: (Makes an amused face) Mmm. Forty-five. Caliber round, right?
Horatio: Okay, well I can tell you that this was done with an excimer laser and its inscription point was no more than three microns in diameter.
Delko: (Chuckles) Okay, how do you know that though? Were you a jewel thief in another life or what?
Calleigh: What about that guy in the Acapulco T-shirt? Did he give prints?
Delko: No, but you think we could arrest him based on the fact that it's a little too creepy to be in one of these places without a kid?
Calleigh: Do you believe her story?
Horatio: I don't know. I guess that depends on whether you like seeing men dress up in your underwear or not.
Christopher Harwood: Don't you want to know why?
Horatio: You just killed four innocent people. You're evil. You enjoy death. I hope you enjoy your own.
Alexx: No vaginal tearing, no signs of semen. Guy went to a lot of trouble for no apparent personal or sexual motive.
Horatio: Mmm. How about the joy of just taking a life? That's always good.
Horatio: Here's the irony. Had you not been kind enough to provide me with the murder weapon I would have been stuck with negligent homicide for the neighbor. But as it stands now, I can charge you with murder. And I haven't even gotten to the 19 year old who OD'd.
James Welmont: So what are you saying?
Horatio: I'm just saying, thanks.
Horatio: A 268? So he's not just a b-and-e guy. He's a rapist, too.
Detective Bernstein: Gets better.
Horatio: It gets better than a rapist being raped? How?
Delko: Tell me about it. I heard radioactivity can cause temporary infertility.
Speed: So, you and your girlfriend are temporarily in luck.
Delko: Yeah, or permanently screwed.
Horatio: Okay. The husband's dead, the wife is dead…
Frank: Russian's dead.
Horatio: Yes, let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a twizzler.
Don Haffman: I like smoking a Monte Cristo number two after winning a slam-dunk
case. Your grandma wouldn't be trying to screw me out of a good cigar
Speed: (talking to H on the phone) All right, I'll tell him.
Delko: What did he say?
Speed: "Throw another rock." What does that mean?
Delko: It means we got a long night ahead of us.
Horatio: This cocaine did not come from Haiti.
Speed: Not unless Haiti's in the middle of our crime lab.
Horatio: That's right.
Danny Maxwell: Kill someone? I saved lives. Eric, you were there. You saw me. I should be getting a medal, not the third degree.
Speed: That's an ironic choice of words.
Speed: What's with the no-ac, man?
Delko: Had my phone on vibrate, I was, uh, a little busy.
Speed: Yeah?
Delko: Didn't want to be interrupted.
Speed: Busy with the left hand?
Delko: Funny.
Need4Speed
Coroner
HAHA!!! I loved the Speedisms!!! Speed is just the best!!!!
this is got to be one of my fav scenes with Speed from Spring Break
Speed:Sir, can you read the yellow tape right there? It says 'crime scene.'
Ted: Hey, I got permit to be here.
Speed: Oh ... you got a permit.
Ted: Yeah, that's right. From parks and rec.
Speed: Well ... I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night.
ted: Whoa, hold on ...
Speed:I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
Ted: You misunderstood me ...
Speed:Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
Ted: You know what? Maybe I-I ... maybe I should just wait until you're finished.
Speed:that's a capital idea, Ted.
and this one is so hilarious!!!!! it's from Hard Time
Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!!
Speed:you got turrets or something, man?
this is got to be one of my fav scenes with Speed from Spring Break
Speed:Sir, can you read the yellow tape right there? It says 'crime scene.'
Ted: Hey, I got permit to be here.
Speed: Oh ... you got a permit.
Ted: Yeah, that's right. From parks and rec.
Speed: Well ... I'm going to let you tell that to the family of the girl that got murdered here last night.
ted: Whoa, hold on ...
Speed:I'm going to let you tell them that we can't process this crime scene because you have a permit for a party.
Ted: You misunderstood me ...
Speed:Then I'm going to arrest your cheap, tequila-pushing ass and have you spend the night in lockup with all the drunk-and-disorderlies, and you can smell the vomit of the fraternity boys.
Ted: You know what? Maybe I-I ... maybe I should just wait until you're finished.
Speed:that's a capital idea, Ted.
and this one is so hilarious!!!!! it's from Hard Time
Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!!
Speed:you got turrets or something, man?
that_girl1
Coroner
This quote from 'Death Pool 100'.
Eric: What was Dakota Hudson famous for anyway?
Calleigh: Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events. Oh she was in the video for that Australian band that was from England.
Eric: So basically she had no talent.
Calleigh: I guess she had talent for being a star.
Eric: What was Dakota Hudson famous for anyway?
Calleigh: Lip synching, club openings, red carpet events. Oh she was in the video for that Australian band that was from England.
Eric: So basically she had no talent.
Calleigh: I guess she had talent for being a star.
Carolyn_333
Pathologist
Below in BOLD TYPE is my favorite season 3 Horatio quote. It's from the episode MONEY PLANE.
Horatio: Where would we find Mr. Marshall?
Caitlin's mother: He's in the office. *Points toward the office*
Horatio: Through the bikinis. Perfect.
Horatio: Where would we find Mr. Marshall?
Caitlin's mother: He's in the office. *Points toward the office*
Horatio: Through the bikinis. Perfect.
Need4Speed
Coroner
i love these two form Throwing Heat
Calleigh:if you know how and when he was killed why'd you send his stomache contents to trace?
Alexx:Call it a gut instinct. no pun intended.
*H laughs*
Frank:hell of a way to start the day *smiling*
H:*laughs and smiles* And it's only 8:00
*they both laugh*
Calleigh:if you know how and when he was killed why'd you send his stomache contents to trace?
Alexx:Call it a gut instinct. no pun intended.
*H laughs*
Frank:hell of a way to start the day *smiling*
H:*laughs and smiles* And it's only 8:00
*they both laugh*
patluver144
Police Officer
Wow :lol: those were all good!
I'm not good with episode names but it is when that star Nikki gets killed by a tanning lap!
Ryan: So yuo think they were joined by grief?
Calleigh: Or by the hip! :lol:
I'm not good with episode names but it is when that star Nikki gets killed by a tanning lap!
Ryan: So yuo think they were joined by grief?
Calleigh: Or by the hip! :lol:
csimiamiadict
Hit and Run
Two words make up the greatest quote ever...
Ryan:that's hot
lol!
Ryan:that's hot
lol!
Need4Speed
Coroner
oh that's from Shock, Patluver144!! i'm very good with ep names.
Ryan:for the record, i didn't cooperate. (One of Our Own)
i love that one!! it gives him a sexy bad biy edge!! :devil: and i like the bad boys :devil:
Speed:the only way to outswim a gator id to swim faster than the guy next to you, isin't that right, Delko?
Eric:I used to have a partner (Cross Jurisdictions)
Eric:Hey Herb Ritz, you wanna do this while we're young or what?
Speed:i need a moment.
(Golden Parachute)
H:*puzzled and confused* oooooook? (about how Christina ended up 5 miles from the crash) (Golden Parachute)
i just loved H's expression!!! it was priceless!!!!!!
and i can never get tired of this one....
Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!!!
Speed:you got Turrets or something man?
(Hard Time)
oh and this one!!......
Ryan:that must have been one kinky party! (Broken Home)
Ryan:for the record, i didn't cooperate. (One of Our Own)
i love that one!! it gives him a sexy bad biy edge!! :devil: and i like the bad boys :devil:
Speed:the only way to outswim a gator id to swim faster than the guy next to you, isin't that right, Delko?
Eric:I used to have a partner (Cross Jurisdictions)
Eric:Hey Herb Ritz, you wanna do this while we're young or what?
Speed:i need a moment.
(Golden Parachute)
H:*puzzled and confused* oooooook? (about how Christina ended up 5 miles from the crash) (Golden Parachute)
i just loved H's expression!!! it was priceless!!!!!!
and i can never get tired of this one....
Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!!!
Speed:you got Turrets or something man?
(Hard Time)
oh and this one!!......
Ryan:that must have been one kinky party! (Broken Home)
that_girl1
Coroner
haha the one with Speed and Eric in GP I didn't hear clearly what Eric said but that one was funny
And Ryan in 'One of Our Own' I loved that too. He looked so sexy when he said that!
And Ryan in 'One of Our Own' I loved that too. He looked so sexy when he said that!
Carolyn_333
Pathologist
Here are my 2 favorite season 5 lines. They're both from Death Pool 100. One line is Calleigh's line. The other is Horatio's response to Calleigh's line.
Calleigh: I guess somebody will always think it's easy to make a hundred.
Horatio: But we...we know different, don't we?
That could be interpreted one of two ways.
#1. Easy to make a counterfeit hundred dollar bill.
or
#2. (inside remark) Easy to make a hundred episodes of a show.
I think it was #2-inside remark.
Here's why I think that...
Horatio: But we...we know different, don't we?
Calleigh: I guess somebody will always think it's easy to make a hundred.
Horatio: But we...we know different, don't we?
That could be interpreted one of two ways.
#1. Easy to make a counterfeit hundred dollar bill.
or
#2. (inside remark) Easy to make a hundred episodes of a show.
I think it was #2-inside remark.
Here's why I think that...
Horatio: But we...we know different, don't we?
Need4Speed
Coroner
Eric:you remember Gloria?
Calleigh:Oh! the crazy one! wasn't se into raki massage and hunting if i recall.
Eric:yeah and sky diving
Calleigh:that's potent combination
Eric:yeah but it didn't hurt she looked the way she did.
Calleigh: see that's your problem. you love crazy until crazy loves you.
(Rampage)
I just loved that one!!! it's hilarious. and Eric needs to find better girls to date. and not ones who are lets just say not the brightest blood revealer in the CSI kit.
Speed:i can't feel anything....
(Lost Son)
those were Speed's last words *cries*
Calleigh:Oh! the crazy one! wasn't se into raki massage and hunting if i recall.
Eric:yeah and sky diving
Calleigh:that's potent combination
Eric:yeah but it didn't hurt she looked the way she did.
Calleigh: see that's your problem. you love crazy until crazy loves you.
(Rampage)
I just loved that one!!! it's hilarious. and Eric needs to find better girls to date. and not ones who are lets just say not the brightest blood revealer in the CSI kit.
Speed:i can't feel anything....
(Lost Son)
those were Speed's last words *cries*
that_girl1
Coroner
Horatio: I'm the fiber king.
That just about cracked me up.
That just about cracked me up.
Need4Speed
Coroner
haha!! me too!!! and i havent been in this thread for a bit and i just read one of my old posts and i saw a comment i made about Eric and the girls he dates. and i never realized it but it's actually kinda funny. "Eric needs to find better girls to date. and not ones who are lets just say not the brightest blood revealer in the CSI kit"
anyways....lets bring some light back to this thread!!
Eric:got soem scratches here.
Speed:yeah well you're gonna find scratches, it was a plane crash.
Eric: *luaghs* thanks for the update. (Not Landing)
and i never get tired of this!! it's from one of my fav eps!!!
Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!!!!!
Speed:you got Tourretts or something?
(Hard Time)
anyways....lets bring some light back to this thread!!
Eric:got soem scratches here.
Speed:yeah well you're gonna find scratches, it was a plane crash.
Eric: *luaghs* thanks for the update. (Not Landing)
and i never get tired of this!! it's from one of my fav eps!!!
Eric:THE EMERGENCY ROOM IS NOT THE MEDICAL EXAMINER!!!!!!
Speed:you got Tourretts or something?
(Hard Time)