What are some of your favorite CSI:Miami Quotes?

:lol: It is sexy!

Okaysies. Here is one from the epi "The Best Defense" when Speed and Eric are at the bar that two men were shot and killed.

Speed: Club where people come when the door guy turns you down everywhere else.
Delko: So this is your hangout, Speed.
Speed (sarcastically): You know, did you ever think about taking up stand-up comedy or something like that? Because you're really very funny.

I got such a laugh out of that one. :lol:

~~Ally
 
ha ha me too!!!!!! i also like these ones!!!! from Bunk.

Speed: Sorry i'm late. i got jammed up on the causeway.
H: No worries. Pam again?
Speed: how'd you know?
H: you're wearing the same clothes you wore yesterday.

when i hear this i was like.ooooohhhhh Speed was with a girl last night?? but then i was sad because that girl couldn't be me. and it also lets us know that he's a bit of a dirty boy :D and who doesn't love a dirty bad boy? :devil:

i also like this one....

Speed: you have powdered glove in your day?
H: No powdered gloves, no cellphones, no DNA.
Speed: no cellphones?!?
H: no cellphones.

and then later Speed makes a funny reference to the cellphone thing.

H: let me know when mass space confirms it.
Speed: *slow and a bit sarcastic* ok, i'll call you on your cellphone ;)
 
Here is a quote from "Legal". Sorry if it's been used!

Sam Belmontes: ...The drops you saw on her dress, cranberry juice, vodka and some trace of citrus.
Calleigh: If I'm not mistaken that's a Cosmopolitan.
Ryan: A total chick drink.

Calleigh's face after he says that is great!

~~Ally
 
that's ok if they've been used before!!! it's what ever quotes you like!!! no matter how many times they've been said!!!!

i like this one!!! i can't remember from which epp though!!

Ryan and Eric are at a judges house searching it
Ryan: this made our job a whole lot easier....he has OCD.
Eric: sounds like someone i know *smiles* so where would you keep a nitrous oxide mask??
*Ryan searches the closet and finds it*
Ryan: i got it.
Eric: twisted minds think alike....
*they laugh*

i just love Eric's line!! Twisted minds think alike :lol: it just cracks me up!!!!!

i also like this one from Legal

Ryan: Oh, you've got an alibi
Calleigh: he's got an alibi
Rayn: we love alibis

and from Nailed

Ryan:(to Calleigh) haven't you ever pushed aside the dinner plates to get some?
I love the little naughty smirk she gives him after he says that. :lol:

and this one from Losing Face
Calleigh: french lace is also used on high end toupees. gives a more natural look of the hair line.
Speed: Lace on a rug?
Calleigh: uh-huh
Speed: well shoot me if it comes to that.*everyone laughs*

:lol: i just love that one!!!!!

and of course the classic Horatio Caine line

H: When you're in Miami *puts on sunnies of justice* We never close!
 
OHH yeah!!!!!! duh!!!! :p i love that ep!! how could i not remember?

that also has one of my fav H one liners

Alexx: you don't fall three stories get up and run away
H: you do when you have something to hide..
(cue theme music)
YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!.............

We won't get fooled again!!! Don't get fooled again!! NO NO!!!!!!!!
 
OMG! You guys are great, I missed alot of these. :lol:
I have a whole bunch of these soundbytes on my site. Now I have to add many more I see here. Thanks aeveryone for more cool quotes! :D :D

If you want to DL for your PC or personal pleasure... click on my profile and go to my HCrazy site. Click on soundbytes
and enjoy! :D :D :D

I just love the, Don't do it! Don't do it! and Burn, baby burn! :devil: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
I love Frank's comments and all the CSIs got the one liners before the cue music... Gotta love them

And I also love the "Alibi" Scene with Ryan and Calleigh
 
One of my favorite scene of Frank Tripp is in the epi "High Octane" when those two guys are telling him that they had "no idea the cars were stolen and Frank is like "Hey, hey, hey. Shut up." and so on. Great scene! :lol:

~~Ally
 
oh you mean this one from "Legal"

Ryan: Oh, you've got an alibi
Calleigh:he's got an alibi
Ryan: we love alibis

i also like this one from "One Night Stand" between Alexx and Eric it's so funny :lol:

Alexx: tissue found between cuspid number 5 and 6
Eric: ok, bad oral hygene
Alexx:maybe just bad oral.
Eric::lol: no comment on that one.

i just love the way Eric said it and the look an his face was PRICELESSS!!!!!

i also like this one it's from "Entrace Wounds"(i think)

H: how many clues do you think we'll overlook?
Speed:you? less than anyone i know. Me? fewer because of it.
 
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