I was just wondering... (I do that once in a while. My mind just wanders off in a new direction.) Maybe we can give out CSIFiles virtual imitation Sunglasses Of Justice to all the newbies. Just leave them on a table by the door, beside the table with the virtual calories-free cholesterol-free brownies and muffins.
Note to newbies: The legal department at CSIFiles may want me to warn you that wearing the CSIFiles virtual imitation Sunglasses Of Justice may cause you to start tilting your head sideways and start speaking... in a... strange manner. Also, the CSIFiles virtual imitation Sunglasses Of Justice may not save you from real life explosions at the very last moment as depicted in the fictional television series.