Totally cool GRISSOM quotes

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GRISSOM: So you're saying our killer has metal balls?
HODGES: Yes ... maybe. Turns out that the victim worked in a car dealership,
so she could've gotten metal balls on the job. And just in case you're
wondering, working here, I'm developing them too.
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CATHERINE: It's like your first autopsy ... your first murdered child. You can make it through that you can keep doing this work.
GRISSOM: All the paints match all the victims except for Charlene Roth. See, being capable of matching paint samples that are fifteen years apart that's why
I keep doing this work.
CATHERINE: Well, that's the difference between you and me.
 
Friends and Lovers: Season One

GRISSOM: (irritated) Paperwork, paper clips, paper-punchers -- all these people want me to do is push paper; nobody wants me to solve crimes.

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GRISSOM: Try the Forensic Medical Journal. Read the four canons on the cause of death: Homicide, suicide, natural and unexplained. Talks about fear in the last part of "unexplained."
DR. JENNA WILLIAMS: (to WARRICK) I had to ask.

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GRISSOM: Teenage wasteland.
WARRICK: (turns around) Who?
GRISSOM: Yeah.

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GRISSOM: You prey on innocent children concocting god-knows-what from god-knows-where selling Russian roulette in a bottle and you think we came all the way out here to bust you for "possession," you dumb punk?

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GRISSOM: Cool.

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ETHAN: (gloating) Twenty, ten, five, boom! Touchdown, baby. What's my name?
GRISSOM: You'll be back.
ETHAN: Oh, really? What, have you got a crystal ball in your pocket or something?
GRISSOM: You're a creature of habit.

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GRISSOM: (sighs) I don't know, Jenna. This whole case is going from bad to worse. I mean, usually it's a body, it's a specimen, but when it involves kids, I just can't ...
DR. JENNA WILLIAMS: Gruesome Grissom ... Tin Man with a heart ... who knew?
 
Who Are You?: Season One

GRISSOM: By law, you got to disclose everything -- three bedrooms, two baths, and a skeleton.

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GRISSOM: Yeah. I'm sure someone needs closure and somebody else needs to go to jail.

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(Camera close up of GRISSOM holding a tarantula in the palm of his hand. A woman walks up to the door and knocks on the frame lightly.)
TERI MILLER: Gil Grissom?
TERI MILLER: Or should I call you spider-man?
GRISSOM: It's harmless.
TERI MILLER: Of course it is.
(TERI walks into the office, her eyes on the spider in GRISSOM'S hand.)
TERI MILLER: Orange-kneed tarantula. Nice specimen.
GRISSOM: The tarantula's touch is very gentle.

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CATHERINE: Skin samples from under the woman's fingernails are consistent with Ed's. I saw some bruises but Eddie's style has always been very ... involved ... vigorous.
GRISSOM: (puzzled) Vigorous?
WARRICK: She's trying to tell you Eddie likes it rough.
CATHERINE: Thank you, Warrick.
 
Warrick was complaining about something and Grissom puts a twist on a line from Shakespeare's "Hamlet"

"Alas, poor Warrick."

Any time he quotes Shakespeare I think it's cool--or when he's up a tree and quoting Poe.
 
I like his LLV one

Grissom: I'm only going to be gone four weeks, stop hugging me!

Not sure if I've said this one or not

Grissom: Greg? Greg! Yo, MTV boy! (anyone know where that's from?)
 
softcake_70 said:
WP_Rocks_MY_World said:

GRISSOM: Teenage wasteland.
WARRICK: (turns around) Who?
GRISSOM: Yeah.
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*giggles* It took me quite some time to understand that quote ;)
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Yep, I didn't get it at first. :lol: :lol: Let's just say I'm not a Who fan. :rolleyes:


MacsGirlMel said:

Grissom: Greg? Greg! Yo, MTV boy! (anyone know where that's from?)
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It's from "Who Shot Sherlock ?" Season 5 :)

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Blood Drops: Season One

GRISSOM: The buffalo?  Who's the buffalo? 

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GRISSOM: "Yet who would have thought the old man to have so much blood in him?"
BRASS: What was that?
GRISSOM: That's Shakespeare.
 
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mariel said:
- Would you close the door, please? ... From the other side. (6x21 Rashomama)
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I love that scene. :lol:

Grissom: "Man verses Gravity, man lost"

Greg: "I guess I should stop trying to impress you."
Grissom: "That would impress me."

Grissom: "If you chase two rabbits, you lose them both."
 
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Anonymous: Season One

GRISSOM: (irritated) Hey! You guys want an assignment slip or a pink slip?

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GRISSOM: "Red Creeper." My own concoction.

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(DISCO PLACID sits behind his equipment listing to the music on the ear phones and timing it with the watch in his hand. Song overhead is "Ain't No Sunshine
When She's Gone," by Bill Whithers.)
(GRISSOM and CATHERINE walk up to the doorway behind him.)
DISCO PLACID: (sings along) Yeah, better leave young thing alone / but ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
(He sees them and smiles. He takes off his earphones.)
GRISSOM: I'm sorry to hear that.

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GRISSOM: I get it. Whoever it is, is telling me that he's got me under his thumb.

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GRISSOM: Paul Millander. He set me up. Son of a bitch! I had him and I let him go!
 
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Unfriendly Skies: Season One

GRISOM: So ... dead guy in first class?

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GRISSOM: I think we got ten witnesses all singing the same song.

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GRISSOM: We have a ping-pong ball. We just need to find the paddles.

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GRISSOM: The blind leading the blind.

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GRISSOM: If just one person had stopped and taken the time to look at the guy
to listen to him, to figure out what was wrong with him it might not have
happened. It took five people to kill him. It would have only taken one person
to save his life.
 
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Okay, so Grissom didn't say this, but his expression when he overheard it was great. from 4X4

Greg: Just to let you know, when we were in the shower, I didn't see anything.
Sara: Really? I saw everything.
*Grissom looks up as they walk away, shocked*
 
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Sex, Lies and Larvae: Season One


GRISSOM: John ... Paul ... George ... Ringo.

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GRISSOM: (muttering) "The worms go in the worms go out / the worms play
pinochle on your snout."

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GRISSOM: You know, there was a murder recently in a village on the other side of the world. Every man in the village denied having any part of it. The victim's throat had been slashed with a shovel. So this one guy -- I guess you could call him a "science nerd" -- asked all the men in the village to bring their shovels to the center of town and hold them spade-side up. And he waited. Eventually, flies started showing up on one specific shovel looking for microscopic bits of blood and flesh.

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SARA: "First witness to a crime."
GRISSOM: The investigator got his murderer, and...
SARA: ...and forensic science was born. Sung T'su, 1235 A.D. You call 800 years ago recent?
GRISSOM: To an astronomer, it is. (pause) But then people forgot about forensic science, didn't they? And they had to be reminded again by Francesco Redi in the 1600s.
SARA: And again by Bergeret D'Arbois in the 1800s.
GRISSOM: Every civilization learns what it needs to know and the next one forgets it.
 
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Greg: Nana Olaf had a sixth sense and the family thinks I might have inhertied it.
Grissom: Really? Then what am I thinking?
Greg: That I should get a promaotion?
Grissom: I thinking you should focus on you other 5 senses.

from Spellbound
not excat but you get the idea.
 
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