Totally cool GRISSOM quotes

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  1. WP_Rocks_MY_World

    WP_Rocks_MY_World CSI Level Three

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    I - 15 Murders: Season One

    BRASS: Well, if it isn't the boss himself! Where's your E-street band?
    GRISSOM: They had another gig. How you doing, Jim? How's your old job?
    BRASS: Ah, I can sling scum all day long. You?
    GRISSOM: I curse more.

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    GRISSOM: $1.98 for the mustard ... plus, my two cents.

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    CATHERINE: You know how you're always pushing that holy trinity stuff?
    GRISSOM: Father, son, holy ghost?
    CATHERINE: Victim, suspect, crime scene.
    GRISSOM: That one, huh?

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    GRISSOM: Looks like the planet krypton.

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    GRISSOM: That's my "Big Mouth Billy Bass." It's better than a watchdog. I got
    valuable stuff in here, you know.

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    GRISSOM: "If Muhammad won't go to the mountain then the mountain must go to Muhammad."

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    GRISSOM: (to CATHERINE) Do you ever worry that technology is going to make us obsolete?
     
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    cathwillows CSI Level Three

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    Grissom: You gotta breathe through your ears, Gribbs.
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    Grissom: Mr. Garras, it's my experience in situations like this, if you want to fast, go slow.
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    Grissom: And this theory is based on...?
    Greg: Nothing. I'm just trying to help.
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    Catherine: Would you want to know everything?
    Grissom: You're asking the wrong guy.
     
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    WP_Rocks_MY_World CSI Level Three

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    Fahrenheit 932: Season One

    (GRISSOM is in his car about to leave, when BRASS calls out to him as he approaches the car from the passenger side.)
    BRASS: Yo, cousin.
    (GRISSOM turns to look at BRASS.)
    BRASS: I'm going to save you some gas here. I did some checking on your pal Damon.
    GRISSOM: I don't remember asking you to.

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    INMATE: (to other inmate) This guy's the reason I'm in here. Shoe print. (yells) Yo, man, next time I'll go barefoot!
    GRISSOM: (yells back, amused) Even better. Footprints.

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    GRISSOM: Listen, you guys. You're like Dodger fans. The ball game's only in the seventh inning and you're already out of your seats.

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    FRANK DAMON: Would you have helped me if I told you that my wife and I fought that night that I was leaving her for another woman? For Rachel?
    GRISSOM: I don't judge people.
    FRANK DAMON: It's funny. When I got out, I thought I'd feel ... (sighs) ... free.
    GRISSOM: And ... ?
    FRANK DAMON: I feel ...
    GRISSOM: ... responsible?
     
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    Greg: What do you look for in a women?
    Grissom: Someone who doesn't judge me>

    Also from Big Middle:
    Grissom and Sara put 280 lb dummy on Gregg.
    Grissom: ... and if we leave it on long enough, we could match the blanching patern!
    Greg: Guys... can't breathe.

    Grissom likes to pick on Greggo for some reason. :D
     
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    Boom: Season One

    GRISSOM: The Van Gogh effect. In stereo. Both ears gone.

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    GRISSOM: The dirty little secret of bombs is how easy they are to make and use.

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    GRISSOM: When you're a suspect and you're innocent, keep your mouth shut.

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    GRISSOM: (to BRASS) I can't tell whether he's brilliant or... nuts.
     
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    Really bored so I dug this one up:

    Grissom: (To Hodges) Ohhhhhh your Spanky

    Grissom: Men are never as mysterious as women wish they were.

    HAHA that one is so true, us men can be pretty lazy sometimes.
     
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    Episode:4X4

    Grissom: I think this is the dumbest thing we've ever heard

    for some strange reason I though the way he said that was hilarious:lol:
     
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    This scene makes me chuckle everytime:

    Warrick: Acting supervisor? What about Nick? He's got seniority. Or Sara? She'd jump at the chance.
    Grissom: If it was about seniority, I'd ask Nick. If I wanted someone to stay up for three straight days, I'd ask Sara. Instead, I want you
     
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    Somebody please explain this quote to me, and/or give me an anology.

    "Now that the trees are gone I can almost see the forest."
     
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    time to bring this up for air, as per hotness of Billy/Griss thread :D

    “My bugs are my babies, my children.”
     
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    As I posted in the Billy thread:

    Grissom: That took a long time. You may need a prostate exam.
    Greg: My prostate is just fine. I'm not a soda fountain.
    Grissom: Well, hopefully you are, 'cause I need a number two as quickly as possible.

    :p :p
     
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    It sort of means that he has been looking that hard he has missed the obvious. Now the trees are gone - every possibility, he can see the forest - the obvious, what's left there to see.

    Hope that makes sense!
     
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    Wow BF, that's pretty damn profound. :D That's a pretty cool quote. :D
     
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    "ALTER BOYS"
    Grissom.."I believe in God, in science, in Sunday supper! I don't believe in rules that tell me how I should live"

    "BURKED"
    Grissom to Greg in his office.."Is this going to be a short story, or a novel" :lol:

    "AND THEN THERE WERE NONE"
    Grissom.. "Dressed as a woman, among men, dressed as woman, now that is a disguise"

    "FEELING THE HEAT"
    Grissom.."I don't get people"

    "THE ACCUSED IS ENTITLED"
    Grissom.. "Never get caught with a live girl, or a dead boy"

    "CHAOS THEORY"
    Grissom "This is the worst place you can be, on a missing person..dead end"

    "If it's important enough for you to hide, it's important enough for us to know"

    "CRASH AND BURN"
    Grissom.."Science isn't about the gratification, it's about the truth"
     
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    I finally found my notebook with all my good Grissom quotes here are just a few

    The Execution of Catherine Willows
    "Great Drunks with Guns"
    "Don't insult the pigs Nick, they are actually very clean"

    A Little Murder
    "Discrimation isn't just for tall people"
     
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