Totally cool GRISSOM quotes

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(stage light comes onto Grissom)
GRISSOM: I want to see what he saw before he died.
CATHERINE: What do you see?
GRISSOM: Nothing.
CATHERINE: What are you looking for?
GRISSOM: A punchline? :lol:
BRASS: ba-dum-bum
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(After Gil Grissom lights up a pickle in the lab)
GRISSOM: You know this is how I cooked my hot dogs in college. :lol: :lol:
 
My favorite moment from the "Pilot"

GRISSOM: What are those red particles?
CHARLOTTE: Latex flakes.
(GRISSOM looks at CHARLOTTE.)
GRISSOM: From what?
CHARLOTTE: Protective gloves, maybe but the way I figure it, this son of a bitch is smart -- probably planted the damn prints. So on a hunch, I chemically tested the flakes. Guess what it was laced with?
(GRISSOM shrugs.)
CHARLOTTE: Lecithin.
GRISSOM: That chemical's found in cooking spray isn't it?
(CHARLOTTE nods.)
GRISSOM: (ponders) If latex rubber and cooking spray went on a blind date, how would the night end?
CHARLOTTE: A lot better than ours did.
GRISSOM: I know, Pink Floyd's not your thing.
CHARLOTTE: I have on cowboy boots. I work in a lab. What makes you think "Dark Side of the Moon" synched to the Wizard of Oz is going to warm my damn barn?
GRISSOM: I just thought it'd be something different.
CHARLOTTE: You want to be different? Pin me up against a wall; lay one on me like you mean it.
(CHARLOTTE gets up and walks past GRISSOM.)
CHARLOTTE: You're slacking, pal.
(She sits down in front of the computer database. The computer beeps and starts running through print comparisons.)
GRISSOM: How long till we get a hit?
CHARLOTTE: It could be four minutes, could be four days but you can bet your ass she'll give you something. She always does.
GRISSOM: "Pin you against a wall?" :lol:
 
*looks through CSI clips online to find that scene*

thats pretty funny...
 
Grissom: There's three things I hate. Men who beat their wives. People who hurt children. And people who sell drugs to minors.

That wasnt the exact quote but you get the message.
 
Grissom: My bugs are my babies, my children.

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Muderer: Freaking pony lover.
Grissom: (smiles) A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.

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Sara: Clothing: $85, earrings: $30, latte: $4... Getting away with murder?
Grissom: Priceless.

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(I know it's been posted before, but it's my favourite- I can't help it!)

Sara: Since when are you interested in beauty?
Grissom: Since I met you.
 
Grissom: So what, you just wake up and say, "Hey, I think I'm going to blow blood all over the kitchen cabinets." (or whatever that line is haha)

Grissom: When did you get so friendly with the Feds? I didn't think you had that in you...

Grissom: Are you looking for work?
Nick: ... huh?
Grissom: The sign says 'Do Not Disturb', Nick. You can't read, what?
Nick: But this is important!
Grissom: No, THIS is important. Sometimes in an interrogation you only get one chance to ask the right question... Now, while I'm out here messing with you, he's in there making up an answer he didn't have a minute ago!
Nick: We matched this to a cold case in texas ten years ago... Suspects name was Chad Matthews.
Grissom: ....... "C.M."......... Okay, I'm starting to forgive you.
 
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Some quotes I love :)

Greg: "I could have been a rock star."
Grissom: "There's still time, Greg."
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Grissom: "We need a treadmill -- a big one."
Nick: "All right, to do what?"
Grissom: "Exercise a bus."
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What episodes are those quotes from?
 
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Some quotes I love :)

Greg: "I could have been a rock star."
Grissom: "There's still time, Greg."
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Grissom: "We need a treadmill -- a big one."
Nick: "All right, to do what?"
Grissom: "Exercise a bus."
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What episodes are those quotes from?
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The second one is from "Chasing the Bus". Can't remember the first one.

From "You've Got Male":
Grissom to farmer: Can I fingerprint your spiggot?
Farmer: Never heard that one before, but sure.
 
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Grissom to Catherine ( I can't remember the episode): "We all live in glass houses Catherine, be careful where you take your shower."
 
Re: Totally cool GRISSOM quotes

Some quotes I love :)

Greg: "I could have been a rock star."
Grissom: "There's still time, Greg."
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Grissom: "We need a treadmill -- a big one."
Nick: "All right, to do what?"
Grissom: "Exercise a bus."
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What episodes are those quotes from?
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The first is from 'Cats in the Cradle', and as above, the second is from 'Chasing the Bus'.

Maxie xxx
 
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Yeah! Grissom always gets the line before the beginning music....that's great!!
 
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DAVID PHILLIPS: Excuse me, sir? I'm sorry to interrupt.
GRISSOM: David, stop calling me "sir." What's up with the Air Force?
DAVID PHILLIPS: You're all clear for tonight.
NICK: Air Force?
(DAVID turns around to answer NICK.)
DAVID PHILLIPS: My dad's a Colonel out at Nellis. Grissom's requested a meeting.
NICK: Why?
(GRISSOM turns around and shrugs at NICK.)
GRISSOM: I'm enlisting. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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