Things I learned from CSI:Miami

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1. You can kill 12 guys with 11 bullets, and walk away without a scratch on you. That's a handy piece of info right there!
2. When Horatio tells you that you should get "something with four doors" you should listen.
3. Nailguns aren't friendly.
4. When your Hummer crashes into the bay and you have to swim out, at least you know your hair and makeup will survive.
5. "Burn Baby Burn" is the new "Open Sesame" except it blows stuff up on command.
6. STAY AWAY FROM JEWELRY STORES! (Speedle fans :lol:)

That's about all I've got :)

What can you guys come up with?
 
Things I learned from CSI:Miami:

-If you're Canadian, watch out. :lol:
-Don't bid war against Horatio Caine--you won't win and you'll just end up looking like you were caught with your pants down.
-The lab can seep poisonous gases, get shot up, blow up, fall down and still be camera-ready for next week.
-Water-proof makeup is love.
-One bullet is enough to take down 20 people.
-The bridges in Miami are very fragile.
-You can step outside and 'Taste the Rainbow' everywhere you go.
-Sunglasses aren't just an accessory, they can target bad guys with little red circles and improve your aim by 1000%.
-The H3 is just too damn small.
-It's always a costume party at the crime scene! Make sure to wear extra white!
-Chances are if you rarely use your gun, some serious shit's gonna go down.
-If you say 'When Worlds Collide', 'Mala Noche Justice, Meet Miami Justice' or 'As Cold as Ice' in Miami, it won't seem lame. You might get an Emmy.
 
To never EVER let Horatio Caine give you advice if your in an abusive relationship!

"don't live in fear Natalia":wtf:
"think of the good times, Natalia":wtf:
Yeah...when your husband beats you to death, I'll work the case Natalia:rolleyes:
 
Sunglasses aren't just an accessory, they can target bad guys with little red circles and improve your aim by 1000%.
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:guffaw:So funny!!!!

- You can solve crime in one day flat
- If someone shoots you with a vapourizer, there's a very good chance you can walk away without a scratch
- A bullet in the brain is nothing, you'll be back on your feet in no time.
- Horatio Caine can whisk you away on his private jet anytime he wants
- You can stand still and nobody can shoot you, their aim is that bad... so bad you have to set yourself up to get shot.
- A 9mm has infinite bullets in it's magazine
 
- If you look like me, you won't be hired as a CSI in Miami; only good looking people get the job.
- There are only beautiful rich people in Miami; they are either killers, thieves, drug dealers, drug users, or the CSIs that capture them.
- Do not get a divorce; your ex will just return to make your life miserable.
- Any brothers or sisters have a low life expectancy rate.
- The accountant or lawyer you meet today might look identical to the politician or doctor you will meet in a past or future case.
- CLEAN YOUR GUN. (Speedle fans)
 
-One liners should always be broken up by the addition or removal of the shades.
-Even the most mundane line can be spiced up with intonation.
-Everything must be repeated in the form of a question.
-Long sleeves are required in Miami unless you're Natalia Boa Vista.
 
- Without a DNA test first, you can recognize your son, even when you didn't have any prior knowledge you had a kid.

- When you join the miami team, all your strange habits will be gone instantly. Ryan's OCD..

- When you get extradited to Brazil, don't worry. The Mala noche will just try to kill you, but they're not that good of a shot.

- Justice comes in many forms, but in H language it means either: Get shot, get beaten up or he can just make your life miserable.

- Always agree with what H has got to say. He's always right.

- If you've ever been romanticly involved with H, watch your back.

- You look like a model when you've got cancer.

- Wear suits, or just clothes with longue sleeves and you will DEFINITALY not break a sweat!
 
...I’ve learnt that...

A little round hole in someone’s forehead doesn’t necessarily mean they are dead.

It doesn’t matter where you discharge your gun, all that matters is that you do.

You should never tempt the fates by saying you have plenty of time because, quicker than lightening, they will prove you wrong.

No matter how much you love your sunglasses, they aren’t really impervious to bullets.

There really is an ‘I’ in ‘Team’

You should never fret over the loss of a loved one because they’re not really dead.

You should never get pissed at a loved one who has faked their death because you never know, the next time you see them they may very well be.

Miami Justice is something to believe in, but only when you feel like it.


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- never drive a car if you're blonde and have green eyes especially if you're first name is Calleigh.

-never stop your car if you find a person lying on the ground.

-water-proof make up is your best friend.

-never be Horatio's girlfiriend...you're gonna die.

-w/ a cancer...you'll look sooo beautiful and you will go to a SPA everyday to relax & enjoy your spare time.

-w/ a bullet in you head you won't have to to go to a rehab centre & you can dive without problems.

-never answer a phone call from Fank when you're processing an oxidized bullet.

-"Mala Noches justice, Meet Miami Justice" is the new slogan for the Emmy Awards.

-when you're alone in the jungle w/ tones of people (all of them carrying a gun) don't try to go away...shoot...your 9mm. will have enough bullets to kill the enitre population of Brazil.

-dust-proof suits are always accepted in a Miami Dade PD lab.

-if you put your hands on your hips, you surely are Horatio's son.
 
-If you have strawberry blonde hair, you're definitely related to Horatio Caine
-Dirty gun = death
-IAB gets involved in EVERYTHING.
-Killers must be tracked down even after they leave the state.
 
--You can dive but never get wet.
--The only REAL justice is Horatio Caine's version of it.
--In Miami, they. never. close.
--Waterproof makeup rocks!
--Always wear 3" heels and cleavage exposing shirts to a crime scene, what the hell you might need to impress a corpse!
--White is stain proof in Miami
--If you say you have plenty of time, You will die in the next scene.
--If you forget to clean your gun it is guaranteed that you will need to use it and it will immediately malfunction.:(
--If you sleep with ANYBODY on the team you will either be murdered, become a crazy stalker, or commit suicide.
--Nail Guns are not toys.

That's all I have!:)
 
-Even if you buy a pound of weed illegally and the feds or cops find out, you will still have a job.

-mini-coffins cause curses and that there are still people out there who are scared of graveyards at night.

-no matter where you throw your gun, even if it's in the middle of the ocean, they will find it within a week.

-Rocket launchers actually blow you up in closed in places when firing them (it's true)

-after a person is murdered, the killers never change their clothes, they keep them on for 2 days in a row and also never take showers to wash off the gun powder after firing a gun. They actually wear the same shirt with blood on it up to a week.
 
Audrey2419 said:
Come on everybody... I know we've all learned things from CSI Miami!

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That maggots are actually a good thing. If you're dying, they eat the infected tissue and can be what saves your life. (I did truly find this interesting).

People lose a certain amount of hairs each day. I can't remember the amount, but I think it was a hundred.

If you're a recurring actress, TPTB apparently won't mind if you experiment with a billion different hair styles and colors during the show.

If you're a recurring actor (Rick) they can dress you in the most godawful attire imaginable. I'm thinking of the Human Candy Cane (Caine, Candy for Caine?, oops, sorry) shirts and ties they made Stetler wear in the first part of the 6th season. David Lee Smith should get it in his contract that he doesn't have to wear sh*t like that.

OK, Audrey, now you have to go play the "Add A Line Miami Style" Game. :)
 
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