Dad,
seriously. Stop complaining about everything. You bash my siblings, you bash my mother and i cannot even imagine how much you bash me to them. Then you bash my husband. Ah yes, we all have our faults but shut the fuck up for once. Are you afraid tht otherwise you don't get any attetion or what the f*** is wrong with you?
And me being a woman doesn't have anything to with who should do the clean. I know you are spoilt and allergic to clean but keep that to yourself. And how dare you to come here and start to complain about the cleaning, when you cannot even do your own f***ing dishes? No, you wait mom to wash the dishes and clean the table. And everytime you come here and start bitching about the cleaning the kitchen table and I ask you, have you cleaned yours, you get all f***ing drama queen and pull every stupid shit to conversation. That's what you are good at. Change the subject and blame the others. Just like you visited my sister. You bashed her apartment, it was too small, wrong place blahblahblah - do you have any idea how expensive apartments are in that area? No, for a man who has lived his whole life in own house at countryside.
You better hope mom doesn't get sick so she can clean up your messes the rest of her life because there's no chance I'll start to do it.