To Strange Little Man from the Library today - I am sorry that you have a speech impediment, but if you can ask me for some information, you can also say thank you. It is TWO WORDS, you jackass. Two words. Or you could write it down like you do the information you want to know, or smile at me and acknowledge me in some way. Instead, when I give you the info it took me 10 minutes of MY TIME to find for you, and wasn't the easiest thing to find either, you turned around and walked out, without even writing it down. Did you even need that info? And stay the hell out of my personal space too, okay? That wooden thing with the computer on it, and me on one side and you on the other? It's called a counter. Please do not lean right across it into my space. Stay on your side of it.
To Microfilm Reader A - I hate you, you worthless piece of poorly made, ancient, fossilizing crap. I want to smash you into tiny little pieces with a baseball bat. To Council - you cheapskate *beeps* give us money so we can buy decent microfilm readers. It is the 21st century for Chissakes. Stop wasting it on office buildings for your head honchos, the plans for which then fall through. If libraries matter to you, and you say they do, then give us money to make them better.
To Pharos computer booking system - I hate you too, you stupid thing.
To self - You like Mac, and CSI NY, and Smacked, and that is all that matters. Stop worrying all the time about what others think, or whether you are 'right' to like these things. You used to love the X Files even when all your friends hated it and thought you were weird, and you didn't care. Just enjoy it! There is nothing wrong with being emotionally attached to the show. That means it's a good show and the characters are good.