The concept of a pharmacy....call it in, pick it up. How hard is that?? Why do you have to stand at the counter forever while people pile up behind you waiting to pick up their prescriptions?? What on earth is going on up there?? Call it in, pick it up!
And you...why oh why do I wait on 6 customers to your 1?? And why do you sigh and whine and snort all morning like you're so busy just because YOU can't figure out how to do more than one thing at a time? Like sort your money as you go...don't put it all in one giant pile and then keep saying, "I need to sort this...I need to sort this...oh, darn...guess I can't sort this." Sheesh!
And every. Freaking. Saturday. No time to eat your fritter!! No time to eat your fritter! For goodness sake, just pick it up and take a bite!!! You can't even figure out how to eat a fritter and wait on customers...how can I expect you to wait on customers and get your money sorted?? I guess I can't.
One more thing...you there, out in lane 2. You want to make a deposit to this account? It was closed 5 months ago. Why? How the hell should I know?! You haven't even used it in 5 months to realize that it's closed...why should I know why it's closed? Go inside the branch...right there....across the street....go in there and sit down and talk to someone. Oh, you don't have time? You had FIVE MONTHS!!
Done now.
And you...why oh why do I wait on 6 customers to your 1?? And why do you sigh and whine and snort all morning like you're so busy just because YOU can't figure out how to do more than one thing at a time? Like sort your money as you go...don't put it all in one giant pile and then keep saying, "I need to sort this...I need to sort this...oh, darn...guess I can't sort this." Sheesh!
And every. Freaking. Saturday. No time to eat your fritter!! No time to eat your fritter! For goodness sake, just pick it up and take a bite!!! You can't even figure out how to eat a fritter and wait on customers...how can I expect you to wait on customers and get your money sorted?? I guess I can't.
One more thing...you there, out in lane 2. You want to make a deposit to this account? It was closed 5 months ago. Why? How the hell should I know?! You haven't even used it in 5 months to realize that it's closed...why should I know why it's closed? Go inside the branch...right there....across the street....go in there and sit down and talk to someone. Oh, you don't have time? You had FIVE MONTHS!!
Done now.