The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Jorja: Billy, good to see you again.
Billy: Same here. Always a pleasure.
Jorja: Why did you come back.
Billy: For the ratings, and because the story needed it.
Jorja: For the money.

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Sara: So you are growing one of Nick's mustaches?
Grissom: Yes. How do you like it.
Sara: It's ugly. Shave it.
Grissom: No wonder Hank has been growling at me lately.
 
:guffaw: Dynamo1 as always~

AFTER THE SHOW S/4

CATH:: "So Archie what is this all about, who's that over there, and who's that"?:confused:

ARCHIE:: "Well, Cath, I don't know I'm not a CSI, I just do the grunt work, you'll have to ask Grissom, but isn't that one over there you, and who are you with'?:evil:

CATH:: "I think it is, and I'm not sure, I'll get back to you":shifty:

ARCHIE:: "Okie-dokie, can I go now, I've got some other work to do, back in the lab":rolleyes:
 
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Catherine: You want me to do WHAT kind of dance move?!
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:guffaw: good one~

SPARK OF LIFE

GRISSOM:: "Hey Sara, look at this, does it look like a marijuana butt"?:confused:

GUY BEHIND THEM:: [thinking to himself] "HMM, speaking of 'butts' Sara's looks mighty fine":p

SARA:: "I don't know Gil, why would I know what a joint looks like"?:rolleyes:

GRISSOM:: "Where's Sanders, I need him to bag this":shifty:
 
Grissom: Watch out, Sara. Only YOU can prevent stepping in Smokey The Bear's droppings.

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Sara: Somebody oughta tell Hodges to put out the fire after roasting Marshmallows.

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Sara: Now we are investigating arson cases? Las Vegas doesn't have enough murders?
Grissom: I'm still trying to figure out why the night shift is here in the daytime.
 
COMING OF RAGE

NICK:: "[thinking to himself] Gosh I so admire Doc, I want to be just like him no wait I want to be just like Grissom, no wait Warrick, damn he's gone, Oh heck I just want to be myself":rolleyes:

DOC:: "OK Nicky the neck bone is connected to the rib bone, the rib bone is connected to the hip bone, the, Nick are you listening? :confused:

NICK:: "Yeah Doc, what were you saying"?:alienblush:
 
Doc Robbins: Nick, you look like you're about to pass out from the smell of the corpse. You had better lie down for a while.

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Nick (thinking): Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.

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Nick (thinking): If he tells me that old medical school story one more time, I think I'm going to throw up onto the dead body.
 
Dynamo1:lol:

COMING OF RAGE

WARRICK:: "OK, I'm incognito, and am snooping and sneaking around, playing with hammers, and nobody is the wiser HA-HA-HA-, and maybe losing it:vulcan:
 
Warrick: Being a ghost is GREAT! I can move stuff around and people can blame it on Hodges.

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Warrick: I have got to start a class action suit against the manufacturers of these hammers. Every one of these has hit my thumb.
 
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Warrick: Being a ghost is GREAT! I can move stuff around and people can blame it on Hodges.

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Warrick: I have got to start a class action suit against the manufacturers of these hammers. Every one of these has hit my thumb.
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:guffaw: Good ones as always~the 'ghost':rommie:

11 ANGRY JURORS

BRASS:: "Well, looky here a bunch of casino notes, and I could cash them in, and who would know"?:eek:

GRISSOM:: [in background] I heard that, and I'd know, so bring them over here":vulcan:

BRASS:: "Drats, I never catch a break":(
 
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Ah poor Hodges, I do love thee, but you're such an easy target. :lol: I too commend you on your cleverness Dymano1. Makes me laugh every time.


Paul: "Alright! Who drew obscene graffiti's on my script?"

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Brass: "Ecklie, your lingerie spending is getting a little out of hand!"
 
Brass: Ellie, you have got to learn how to start spending your money more wisely. $400.00 dollars for a pair of pants? Are you insane? What are they made of gold or something?
 
Brass: 11 votes for Chinese take-out and one for Mexican. This jury will sit here and starve until we get a unanimous decision.

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Brass: Okay. Who's the wiseguy sending me love letters? And Hodges, if you raise your hand, just remember that my gun is loaded.

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Paul Guilfoyle: My script fell into my dishwasher and it shrunk.

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Paul Guilfoyle: Two lines? Two whole lines? Frank Tripp gets more. Don Flack gets more. Guest cops get more. And all I get are two lines? No wonder Petersen, Dourdan, and Fox left.

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Brass: $400 for Purina Bug Chow? I didn't even know they made that. Can't you just leave them crumbs like most homes in the world?
 
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