The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Warrick: When they told me I would have to walk into the light, I didn't expect to be holding it.

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Warrick: I would like to welcome you all to Warrick Shadow Puppet Theater.

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Gary Dourdan: It's bad enough that the writers were on strike. Now that the lighting technicians are on strike, we have to resort to this.

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Warrick: Wow, Ecklie, a new ALS for Christmas. You shouldn't have. Really shouldn't have.
 
DreidelGuy said:
Warrick: When they told me I would have to walk into the light, I didn't expect to be holding it.


Priceless, really great line, but sad as well:(

LAW OF GRAVITY

Grissom:: UH, your alive, I thought you were dead"?:confused:, sorry dude we don't have any openings, we just hired Laurence Fishburne:rolleyes:

Keppler:: "What, but I thought everyone wanted me back":eek:It was all a hoax, I'm very much alive"

Grissom:: "Well this is awkward, I don't know what to say":shifty:
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Grissom: I know that this is the secret CSI handshake, but your pinky is tickling me.

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Keppler: I'll arm wrestle you for head of night shift.

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Nick (off camera): ...swing your partner and do - si- do.

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Grissom: Does rock beat paper or paper beat scissors?
 
:guffaw:So funny again DreidelGuy keep em' coming:thumbsup:

SHOOTING STARS

Cath::"OMG is that Hodges in a hot-air balloon, watching us"?:wtf:

Grissom:: "He'd do anything to be near me":alienblush:

Cath:: "He's beyond weird":cardie:

Grissom:: "Tell me about it":shifty:
 
Catherine: Is it a bird? A plane?
Grissom: No, it's that weird guy, Super H, from Miami.
Catherine: Doesn't he have enough crime at home to take care of?

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Catherine: Watch where you put your hands or I'll tell Sara.

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Catherine: My hat is part of my uniform, yours is understandable in this sun, but why is Greg wearing that showgirl headdress?

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Catherine: Oh, no. Is that Ecklie coming here?
Grissom: Let's hide in the shelter. Maybe he will go away.

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Catherine: Hey, it's Santa! Starting early this year, isn't he?
Grissom: He's getting older. Has to get a head start.
 
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so funny Dreidel

STILL LIFE

Sara::"So, Warrick, you miss your sandbox from when you were a little kid":(

Warrick:: "Yeah I do, I loved it, this kinda of reminds me of it":confused:

Sara::"Well, sorry but you know what we're looking for here, right"?:rolleyes:

Warrick::"I do, but this is bringing back mega memories":cardie:
 
Sara: Wouldn't you know that Hodges would have us help with the world's first Chia Backyard.

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Gary Dourdan: Pulling weeds at the mayor's home? This isn't what I had in mind when I agreed to community service.

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Sara: If that crazy gopher from Caddyshack pops his head up here, I won't be a vegetarian anymore.

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Sara: Hey, I just found a 1978 penny buried here. That's the year I was born.
Warrick: Yeah, riiiiight. Let's hook you up to a polygraph and try saying that.

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Warrick: When that perp told the narc he had some grass stashed at home, he really meant grass!

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Warrick: Sara, is that a worm near your shoe?
Sara: Uh, no. It's a human finger. Damn. I'll call Doc Robbins.
Warrick: There goes my herb garden.
 
OMG, I'm sitting her cracking up, hysterical.. good ones:guffaw:

CHAOS THEORY

Warrick:: "I hear you two, what:wtf: they want to kill me off":

Grissom::"What' does he mean"?:confused:

Sara::"He's rambling again":shifty:
 
Sara: Is he trying to spook us again?
Grissom: Ignore him and he might go away.

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Sara: Where are we walking to this time?
Grissom: I don't know. Script just says to walk the corridor.
Sara: Instead, can we skip?
Grissom: Sure. Let's go.

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Warrick: Cute wiggle as you walk.
Sara: Gee, thanks, Warrick.
Warrick: I meant Grissom.

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Jorja: Why do you get your web site listed on screen and we don't?
William: When you become executive producer, you can put your site up.

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Jorja: Doesn't this corridor look familiar?
William: This is a rerun. Just ignore it.
 
DreidelGuy classic ones:thumbsup:

DOUBLE CROSS

Sofia:: "Hey dude, what are you running here a circus"?:confused:

Sara::"Where's the fat lady"?:wtf:

Guy:: "Why are your here"?

Sofia:: "That's for us to know, and you to find out"

Sara::"Where's the ladies room"?:shifty:
 
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Cowboy: Yep, it says right heah on this ole purchase order that these are the new uniforms for y'all CSIs. Yours is right behind you.

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Cowboy: Hey, little darlin'. Are those gun barrels in your blouse or are you happy to see me.

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Cowboy: Yep, it says right heah... Stormy Stokes will be in our rodeo.

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Cowboy: I ain't answerin' no questions til I speak with mah lawyer. So... happy trails to you...
Sophia: ...until we meet again.
 
:lol:again great ones!

WAY TO GO

Cath: "Why is he giving us the bird"?:confused:

Nick: "I think the medication is blurring his thoughts":(

Greg: "Ya' think"?:shifty:

Warrick: "Yeah that must be it":alienblush:

Grissom:" He is out of it":cool:

Sara: "Aw, I think he's so cute":p

Doc: "I have to look closer"~
 
Cath (gasping): I can't believe this.
Warrick: Why not, Cath? (Cath shrugs)
Doc: I can believe it.
Sara: That is so sweet! Aww, they're just so cute together.
Nick: Yep, our plan worked, Greggo.
Greg: Yep, it did. How long do you think it'll be before Brass pops the question to Sofia?
 
Nick: Is that really Ecklie dressed as Santa?
Robbins: Must have been hitting the eggnog a little early.
Warrick: Hey, Hodges! Love the elf suit.

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Catherine: Sorry, Sara, but Heather beat you to the mistletoe with Grissom.

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Sara: Guys, look down in the corner. We're in HD even on the message board.
Greg: Wooooo hooooo! We're number one!
 
DreidelGuy said:
Nick: Is that really Ecklie dressed as Santa?
Robbins: Must have been hitting the eggnog a little early.
Warrick: Hey, Hodges! Love the elf suit.

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Catherine: Sorry, Sara, but Heather beat you to the mistletoe with Grissom.

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Sara: Guys, look down in the corner. We're in HD even on the message board.
Greg: Wooooo hooooo! We're number one!
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Awesome as usual, all of them from everyone, great lines, you rock around the Xmas tree:beer:

LAW OF GRAVITY

Greg: "So the computer crashed"?:(

Archie: "I've told Grissom, it was acting up":confused:

Greg: "What kind of in internet service do we have here in Vegas"?:hugegrin:

Archie: "HMMM, I'm not sure, wait here comes Hodges he'll know":shifty:
 
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