:lol: Love the Everybody loves Raymond one. haha.
The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!
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Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Vartann: Catherine, shouldn't you let your daughter sell her own Girl Scout cookies?
Catherine: With all the crime in THIS town?
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Suspect (off camera): Go away. You ain't no Avon saleslady.
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Vartann: So this is why you called for backup? You don't want to break your high heels kicking in the door?
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Vartann: Las Vegas Police! You are under arrest. Neilsen reports you have been watching Grey's Anatomy instead of CSI. You get the death penalty for that.
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Vartann: We are taking a poll. Would you continue to watch CSI with this lady in charge?
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Vartann: Do you really think this guy has a bomb in here?
Catherine: Possibly. Go inside and check.
Vartann: Who do you think I am... Horatio Caine?
Catherine: With all the crime in THIS town?
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Suspect (off camera): Go away. You ain't no Avon saleslady.
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Vartann: So this is why you called for backup? You don't want to break your high heels kicking in the door?
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Vartann: Las Vegas Police! You are under arrest. Neilsen reports you have been watching Grey's Anatomy instead of CSI. You get the death penalty for that.
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Vartann: We are taking a poll. Would you continue to watch CSI with this lady in charge?
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Vartann: Do you really think this guy has a bomb in here?
Catherine: Possibly. Go inside and check.
Vartann: Who do you think I am... Horatio Caine?
Vartann: I know this isn't very romantic, but I can't wait any longer.
Cath: Me either, but you'll make it up to me later?
Vartann: Definitely. But, we better hurry before someone sees us sneaking in.
Cath: Me either, but you'll make it up to me later?
Vartann: Definitely. But, we better hurry before someone sees us sneaking in.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Fantastic as usual DreidelGuy the Girl Scout cookies one, hilarious all of them:lol:
KISS KISS BYE BYE
Greg:: Come Grissom, she brought Shrimp salad" Please
I loved your book~
Grissom:: "We can't Greg, you know that"
Lois:: "Ok boys, tell me where to take this delicious stash of food"?
KISS KISS BYE BYE
Greg:: Come Grissom, she brought Shrimp salad" Please
I loved your book~Grissom:: "We can't Greg, you know that"
Lois:: "Ok boys, tell me where to take this delicious stash of food"?
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Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Greg: WOW, Grissom! You captured Bonnie Parker of Bonnie & Clyde.
Faye Dunaway: That was just a role I played before you were born.
Greg: And you were a villian in the Supergirl movie.
Faye: Another role.
Grissom: You were in that turkey? You get the death penalty for that.
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Grissom (with his hands): This is the church, and this is the steeple...
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Grissom: Hodges, take off that silly wig and fur and get back to work.
Faye Dunaway: That was just a role I played before you were born.
Greg: And you were a villian in the Supergirl movie.
Faye: Another role.
Grissom: You were in that turkey? You get the death penalty for that.
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Grissom (with his hands): This is the church, and this is the steeple...
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Grissom: Hodges, take off that silly wig and fur and get back to work.
:lol: I actually liked Supergirl... well, it would have been much better with that Shadow monster and probably the whole magic thing. If they'd made it more like the Superman movies. But, I liked everything else. I kind of wanted to be Supergirl when I was little. :lol:
Loved the last one about Hodges. hehe.
Loved the last one about Hodges. hehe.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Brass: It's close to the end of the shift, Catherine. How 'bout it?
Catherine: In here?
Brass: Yeah.
Catherine: Do you mind if the corpse is removed first?
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Catherine: It's close to the end of the shift, Jim. How 'bout it?
Brass: I forgot my rubber ducky.
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Catherine: Looks like Lady Heather is trying other methods.
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Catherine: I wonder if Ecklie will let us keep this in the breakroom.
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Catherine: Are you sure this is Horatio Caine's suite for the convention?
Brass: Yep. This tub is for his sunglasses.
Catherine: In here?
Brass: Yeah.
Catherine: Do you mind if the corpse is removed first?
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Catherine: It's close to the end of the shift, Jim. How 'bout it?
Brass: I forgot my rubber ducky.
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Catherine: Looks like Lady Heather is trying other methods.
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Catherine: I wonder if Ecklie will let us keep this in the breakroom.
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Catherine: Are you sure this is Horatio Caine's suite for the convention?
Brass: Yep. This tub is for his sunglasses.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
:guffaw: again Dynamo1 hilarious, the way you slip in Horatio, so funny:thumbsup:
FELONIOUS MONK..S/2
Cath:: "What are you leering at"?:shifty:
Ecklie:: "What are you"?
Cath:: "Well, not what you think"?:cardie:
Ecklie:: "Oh, Cath whatever do you mean"?:alienblush:
Cath:: "Ya' know what Conrad, well never mind":censored:
FELONIOUS MONK..S/2
Cath:: "What are you leering at"?:shifty:
Ecklie:: "What are you"?
Cath:: "Well, not what you think"?:cardie:
Ecklie:: "Oh, Cath whatever do you mean"?:alienblush:
Cath:: "Ya' know what Conrad, well never mind":censored:
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Cath: Why do you have Gil's name on your badge? Are you trying to steal his identity?
ladyhunter
Head of the Swing Shift
Catherine: Conrad, Really? Are you really going to wear that??
Ecklie: What are you talking about?
Catherine: Are you really going to a conference wearing a name tag that says...
ESMERELDA CONCEPCION??
Ecklie: What are you talking about?
Catherine: Are you really going to a conference wearing a name tag that says...
ESMERELDA CONCEPCION??
Dynamo1
Head of the Swing Shift
Catherine: That I.D. badge shows you with hair. When was that taken?
Ecklie: Sigh. In high school.
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Catherine: I don't think anyone will believe you are Brad Pitt.
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Marc: If the writers will always have us walking these halls, I wish they would get us decent shoes.
Marg: Would you prefer we get you one of those old-people Jazzy power chairs?
Marc: I tried. My insurance wouldn't cover it.
Marg: Maybe you should have switched to...
Marc: Oh, cut that out!
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Catherine: What are you all dressed up for.
Ecklie: I'm going to see if Lady Heather will go out with me.
Catherine: There's not enough Ecstasy in the evidence locker for that to happen.
Ecklie: Sigh. In high school.
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Catherine: I don't think anyone will believe you are Brad Pitt.
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Marc: If the writers will always have us walking these halls, I wish they would get us decent shoes.
Marg: Would you prefer we get you one of those old-people Jazzy power chairs?
Marc: I tried. My insurance wouldn't cover it.
Marg: Maybe you should have switched to...
Marc: Oh, cut that out!
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Catherine: What are you all dressed up for.
Ecklie: I'm going to see if Lady Heather will go out with me.
Catherine: There's not enough Ecstasy in the evidence locker for that to happen.
Desertwind
Head of the Day Shift
OMG, Dynamo1 those were totally outrageous, maybe the funniest ones to date, although that's a hard call, brilliant:guffaw:everyone who contributes to this thead is fantastic, the show has so many gruesome stories, that it brightens and lightens up the mood!
STALKER
Grissom:: Greg what are you doing"?
Greg:: "I'm going to see PINK in concert tonight"?:thumbsup:
Grissom:: "Who"?:shifty:
Greg:: You don't know who PINK is"?
Grissom:: "Greg, get back to work":censored:
STALKER
Grissom:: Greg what are you doing"?
Greg:: "I'm going to see PINK in concert tonight"?:thumbsup:
Grissom:: "Who"?:shifty:
Greg:: You don't know who PINK is"?
Grissom:: "Greg, get back to work":censored:
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