The Naughty Picture Thread: Vegas Style!

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Count Dynacula said:
Grissom: Can't you carry a rabbit's foot for luck like everyone else?

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Grissom: You are sending this to CBS headquarters?
Greg: Yeah. Thought it's time to replace their eye symbol with something else. With all the crime shows they carry, it just makes sense.
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Once again you've done it Dymano1...:lol: I don't know how you come up with them or what else crosses your mind...but don't stop.
 


Greg: "Is that a hickey on your neck, Sara?"

or

Greg: "Sara, don't be scared but theres a huge spider crawling on your neck!"
 
Count Dynacula said:
Grissom: When that rotten driver stuck his finger out at you, you didn't have to roll up the window.

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Greg: No, it's not the finger from the crime scene. It's your caterpillar, Waldo. He got in the break room fridge again.

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Grissom: So that is the third finger we have found from this guy's right hand?
Greg: That's correct.
Grissom: What's his name?
Greg: Lefty.

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Grissom: Can't you carry a rabbit's foot for luck like everyone else?

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Grissom: You are sending this to CBS headquarters?
Greg: Yeah. Thought it's time to replace their eye symbol with something else. With all the crime shows they carry, it just makes sense.
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Count your lines are so brilliant, in all the gruesomeness of this show, to see your insanely hilarious comments on these pictures brightens ones day.. keep um' coming:guffaw:
 
Greg and Sara

Greg: Oh the itsy bitsy spider crawled up your neck again.

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Greg: Who made you get that spider tattoo, Grissom or Peter Parker?

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Eric Szmanda: It's the annual season promotional photo, for goodness sake. Can't you smile just once?

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Greg: Ecklie screwed up again. Who would have though making us Trick or Treat in our everyday work clothes as a costume.

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Sara: If you pinch me ever again, I'll cut you up and feed you to Grissom's dog.
 
THE LAB RATS

Hodges:"Look it's the minature house of Ecklie, and is that him on the couch?":rommie:

Archie:"We better call Grissom":confused:

Mandy: "Wait a minute, Lets make sure":rolleyes:

Henry:"I can't believe it, does this mean Natalie is back"?:wtf:
 
Henry: Look at those gold records. Does this mean...?
Hodges: Yep. Natalie killed Elvis.
Archie: Elvis has left the crime scene.

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Henry: Look at those gold records. Does this mean...?
Hodges: Yep. It isn't William Hung's place.

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Hodges: I see London, I see France. I see...
Henry: No you don't. He's not wearing any.
Mandy: Eeeeewwwwwww.

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Archie: Do you think the spider will find its way to the bathroom in time.
Hodges: We have to get it back to the office before Grissom returns.

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Hodges: Look at the computer screen. He has it on some site called CSIFiles.com.
Archie: So THIS is that famous Dynamo1 I'v heard so much about.
Mandy: I think he was in love with me.
 
:lol:OMG the Natalie killed Elvis one hysterical, I was cracking up, you should be a comedy writer for sure, who would have thought of that except you:guffaw: exceptional again..and all the rest too!
 
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Nick

Nick: Ecklie, you are NOT my dad. The next time you call me Poncho, I will take this and put it where you won't be able to sit down for a week.

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Nick: Oh, look. They now make small cages for Grissom's moths.

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Nick: So, tell me, Hodges. What game are you making THIS time?

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Nick examines a new forensic tool from the natives of Tahiti.

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Nick: Greg, let me get this straight. This is a old family musical instrument for our Christmas party?

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Nick examines new evidence holders from the Martha Stewart line.
 
:lol:So funny again what the H is that thing Nick's holding?

LAB RATS

DOC: "Gil, when you said you caught the biggest rat and leader of that gang, I didn't think you meant that literally":confused:
 
Doc Robbins: ...and this was in the CBS commissary's meatloaf.

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Doc Robbins: You dirty rat.
Grissom: Worst Jimmy Cagney impression I ever heard.

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Doc Robbins: The rat's DNA also matches Ecklie's.

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Grissom: Look. The rat is making shadow puppets.

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Grissom: How can you tell it was run over by a car?
Doc: Here is a piece of a Hot Wheels Trans Am.
 
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Grissom: I just know I can get a patent for this Maggot Chow pet food.

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Grissom: Hank, I can't believe you ate the whoooooole thing.

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Grissom: Hey, Emeril. BAM this!

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Grissom: Now, the spiders... Row row row your boat, gently up a stream...

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Grissom: Why is my pudding staring back at me?
 
Grissom: "Look Greg, as I said eating this beetle IS part of your evaluation, everybody had to do it."

Greg: "But Sara didn't."

Grissom: "Well yeah but she slept with me."

Greg: "Mmmm...well I.."

Grissom: "Don't even think about it."
 
Wojowolf said:
Grissom: "Look Greg, as I said eating this beetle IS part of your evaluation, everybody had to do it."

Greg: "But Sara didn't."

Grissom: "Well yeah but she slept with me."

Greg: "Mmmm...well I.."

Grissom: "Don't even think about it."
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